Official Jorts Appreciation Thread

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Jorts are some of the sexiest apparel to have been invented,just check this dude out!

 

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you are the only person i know who wears jorts.

 

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Who the HELL are YOU?!

 

[Jeebus.]

I just chopped a pair of old torn up jeans into jorts. Love the mobility i get with them, my favorite shorts to climb/ boulder in.

 

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Your so out of touch with your masculinity

oh and your a douche, that too!

 

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get the fuck out illbread no one likes you and you just posted something from a show for 7 year old girls. #gtfosquad.

 

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I'm pretty sure that ponies cure cancer too... so your little picture doesn't make sense

 

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yeah what a stupid idiot.

 

[DIX~]

Who would go through the effort to shop those on? At least it looks shopped to me (from the pixels and having seen a lot of shoops in my day)

 

[whoa-dere]

 

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But seriously women in a nice pair of jorts is a very nice sight!

 

[gotti]

Colin Campbell makes jorts kool

 

[t_rob]

Biden and clinton. Lol.

 

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YOUR MEMES ARE SO COOL AND NICE!!!

douche...

 

[cbj]

Wtf

I like jean shorts. on girls

 

[LOLKevinWare]

Ya know jorts are the only shorts to jort

 

[jca]

i fucks wit jorts

 

[DIX~]

What's cookin

 

[Jeebus.]

I would love to run into you in a dark alley someday.

 

[Phil-X-]

I need to make some jorts for 2 up coming barndances with a sorority and my ski club. anyone recommend ideal length for maximum jort style?

 

[Jeebus.]

Mid thigh.

 

[Jeebus.]

when standing

 

[Phil-X-]

my brand my be visible mid thigh and shed be like dafaq

 

[Granby_killdozer]

can't go wrong with some daisy dukes

 

[Jeebus.]

The pic a few posts above is like prime length. the ski one

 

[Backyard.Skier]

went hiking in jeans once and it was way to hot so i cut the bottoms off..

 

[Jeebus.]

you gotta chop them shits up like 5 inches or so

 

[p-fo]

inb4 young_hawaii

 

[Rockhound]

dude jorts are awesome, you just gotta keep em at a slimmer profile that tapers to the knee. i wear the fuck out of jorts, they're like jeans, but at the same time a bit cooler than like nice quality denim in the summer and stuff.

in order to rock jorts, you have to cut them yourself

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Jorts are mad chill, bro man

 

[E-Nix]

I wear jorts more often than Tobias Fünke.

 

[Jeebus.]

well, obviously.

 

[987321654hgfd]

 

[jca]

nevernude?

 

[SFB]

he will devour the family of illbread.

 

[whoa-dere]

Shouldn't have worn jeans in the first place

 

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Never ever get pre-cut jorts, they are extraordinarily homosexual whereas if you cut them yourself they are a godly show of manlyhood