Official I am drunk thread.

dude like i am not dirunf cuz thaTS BAD ANDF a fucing cookei is so good dude klike eat ing one is likr eomG andf you sehing the Gnart and frisaazle the elifint eatsd squirlys sndf ctu them wo peecitds pretzled likt tom waltisch is goot in nmy bellyso to
 
err. so last night i got drunk. now its st pattys day. is it bad if ive ben drunk since 9 this moringing. its now a430 and ive been drunk for 7.5 hrs. fuck you liettle ns cunts. you need to get on this thread. i vow from now on every time im drunk i will post here. just to put you all to shame. pussies
 
dudes im drunk and i jsut went to my neighbors played soem beer pong and came abck and now im burning. i dont even fuckin know these people i just had soem extra brew to throw in. it was quite nice
 
I just got home tried to lay it down on my Ex girlfriend tonight she denied me kidna feel like breaking somethnig now but instead im using the drunk thread
 
for siant patricks day, i was started drinking at 4 pm firday and finsehd at midnight last night. it was epic,a nd it doens't even seem like saturday happeend, it was pretty bad.
 
I like beer 'cuz it is good

I drink beer because I should

if there was a song to sing

I sing it and beer you bring

I drink beer when I am sad

'cuz the beer it makes me glad

now there's nothing left to say

so lets go drink beer

Beer is good

Beer is good

Beer is good

... and Stuff

Beer is good

Beer is good

Beer is good

let's go drink some BEER

BEER

when its warm it taste's real crappy

but cold beer will make me happy

when I throw up on the floor

I can go and drink some more

they say beer will make me dumb

it are go good with pizza

now that we have drunk some beer

lets go drive a car

Beer is good

Beer is good

Beer is good

....and stuff

Beer is good

Beer is good

Beer is good

let's go drink some BEER

Beer

uh dude.. I think you've had enough

...No

lets go drink some beer.

I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee

I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk wheee

i am drunk, drunk as me, I am...
 
all my fam is up for the weekend so I have to sleep in the basement. Im just youtubing shit and getting wasted right now its so good.
 
tea and there should be a usb Breathalyzer to prove it and let you into the cult, but i'm not now, give me 24 hours
 
i wish i was drunk right now.

then i would be not bored.

cuz right now im bored.

horray for being bored as ass.!!!!!
 
Jeez man we must be sobering up we're only up to like 27 now.

And 1/2 the posts are mine, hahahahaha. People have to stop bringing laptops to parties, seriously!

 
haha, so i opened this thread for the first time (or so i thought i did)..... and i see that i have a few posts in here, now that shit is funny
 
a little...tonight at work i brought in a bottle of vodka cause i was working with my brother and i drank there haha. mopping sucks when you are drunk, so does sweeping.
 
Tis tresd is sooo stupif, and thanld r newsvholrs im noq om tth inttwenrt wjiule im drubl instesf og wuth hut girks

haaaa not thaaaat drunk i just thouft id ty[e and do t really fast
 
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