Official Funniest Party Story Thread

landonn

landonn

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I have heard some kids talkking about how boring NS has been recently. For the most part, everyone on here has been to a party and have some good storys. Post a funny story of a time you went to a party and lets hopefully get a good thread goin.
 
Well, I can't really call this one funny, and in a second you will know why.

So I was just chillin at this party, with normal party shit going on, and i had drank a shitload, and it was time for a powerpiss. So I go to the bathroom, theres a line of like 5 people, but I had to go. So then I went to the balcony through the parent's room. I go through the parents room barely see in my peripheral vision a guy hooking up with a chick. I just keep minding my own business and go piss off the balcony. As I'm walking back through the room, I see the guy is fucking her, but naked, and she's passed the fuck out. I looked at him, and then he gave me this look like FUCK YEAH DUDE!! I'M FUCKING THIS CHICK! while he was fucking this passed out chick. I just was like fuck this and i ran the fuck out of there, and hit up some more beer.
 
My buddy puked, pissed his pants, then puked again all within about 10 mins. Pretty funny.
 
ehhh i dont have any good ones,well, once we were smokin this weed and my friends gf sed we were gonna od and die, not rly funny but
 
I have to say i am extremely dissapointed in how you Americans party with my recent experiences. I just had two games in California (University Rugby) after the games (we won both by the way) we rocked over to a house party in Sacramento. Within one hour we had killed the keg, decimated them at beer pong, i almost died drinking 96% alcohol from Poland, none of our team were wearing shirts, (they all were, what fags) shaved 2 guys heads, had 4 guys pass out, one guy steal a guys gf and 5 cop cars. Im semi conviced they called the cops on us not the neighbors. Go back to the hotel and find out we can get on the roof, moon cars, ends up with 5 naked dudes doing cartwheels on the roof, amusing. Homeless guy wont accept Canadian currency, its worth more now to, dumb homeless guy. Pass out. Sac state were supposed to call us to party again sat night as we flew out from there, they didnt, pussies.

Our next games were at Stanford, to start it off i got in trouble for drinking a beer in public on campus, thats gay. Then we went to a bar where they not only id you for a jug, but each person who gets a glass gets id, fuck it i'm 21 the others can drink out of paper coke glasses, it worked whatever. We sing rugby songs, get a hat from some old dude and drink the bar out of jugs, whatever. Go to a kegger and kill the keg in 30 min, get a new keg, almost kill it solely on keg stands, their team not big on keg stands, what fags. Shirts off party again (duh) have massive wrestling matches on the hardwood floor, knock a guy out, they freak out... we shove him in the recovery position start to drink more, couple guys get into a joking slap-to punch in the face contest...they freak out again, we are like wtf pussies, guys are brothers they get over it and have beers together, they are surprisingly good at beer pong, but not flip cup and really pathetic at drinking syrup. To prove it we challenge the head of a Frat to a syrup chug contest, one beer and 2 quarts later our guy not only wins outright, the other guy cheated by chugging and pouring it out the side of his mouth, pussy. Anyway, our guy wins and manages to not puke it everywhere until way after the other guy, campus po roll by, we leave victorious.

Go to the airport and sleep on the chairs, 30 dudes sleeping and beer farting is not pleasant to the public apparently. get on the plane uber hungover with 4 hells angels, reeking of booze, sweat and syrup. Fly home. Anywho that was my last week
 
yeah im pretty sure thats called rape...

anyway party story... one time i had a party at my house in high school (never do btw) it was fine for a while everyone i knew was there twas good time had a live sublime dvd in... more music was bumpin in other rooms and all the alcohol/drugs u could want...

and im chilln upstairs smokin some blunts and having some deep conversations with enlightened individuals and when i walk back downstairs and there is like a shitload of people i didnt even know... people had ordered porn on the big screen and were like makin out and humping eachother and shit while watching porn like some chicks had their tops out but some dudes had their dicks out too so it wasnt cool... and i was just like WTF and then my mom walked in and theres fucking porn on the tv with naked people in my fucking house and i was just like... awwwwwww fuck

on top of that a friendly neighbor decided to called the cops and they showed up with like people running out of my house dipping out in their cars n shit it was nuts and i got in a shitload of troble so much i dont even want to discuss it...

not to mention my house was a fucking wreck.... postive thing was nothing got stolen... that i know of...

live and learn... party at other peoples places...
 
note: kid i know

After this party he took this girl back to his room and banged her. It was just a casual party type fuck so she left with friends after and he was ready to pass out so he's in his bed still butt naked from this one chick tryin to pass out when a second chick comes in really really drunk and asks if she can sleep in his bed with him. Apparently she isn't doin too well off so he's like ok whatever i guess (claims she was pretty hot). So she jumps in bed with him and he's really trying to sleep and all of a sudden this chick strips down fully naked as well and starts making out with him. He's like, whatev this'll make a good story later so he ends up getting dome from her. Wakes up the next morning and tells the other guys in the house about his wild night and they all start cracking up so he's like WTF....?

Turns out she was so drunk that she was in the bathroom puking in the toilet for a long time and the other guys in the house found her there and somehow convinced her to lick the rim of the toilet or something (kinda fucked up, don't know why, only heard story once but I know it's legit). Anyway, she does this and then there like "go find {said kid} he's been looking for you all night" etc. etc.

So basically long story short he fucked one girl, then got dome from a second who had licked the rim of a toilet.
 
Partied with about 10 or so people at a hotel, got pretty ripped, decided that it would be cool to go down to the exercise room and do a bit of running for no apparent reason. Turns out TSN was on the TV and I ended up running on almost high on some stair master treadmill thing for well over 30 minutes. I then ran up to the room after and stumbled in sweating buckets, everyone was like wtF were you doing! Almost passed out after that but I kept on keeping on, I was pretty sore in the morning.

 
you are the dictionary definition of a loud frat jock. your losers party like homo. shirts off wrestling match? naked cartwheels with other dudes? not once in two nights of partying is there anything in there about hooking up with or chilling with any girls. your a fucking loser.
 
I was waiting for him to talk about how they packed each others asses at the end up the night, would have seemed very fitting.
 
at this one party i went to, my friend got way drunk and we were tellin him he needs to get up and go to the bathroom so he could throw up. he was just sittin there nodding his head for like a minute, the bathroom is like 10 seconds away and then he just threw up over everything. it was way funny.
 
well we cant bring girls to parties when we are travelling, and yeah a couple dudes got laid but I didnt so it didnt make it into the story. Both the parties were seriously lacking in girls but that doesnt mean you cant still have rowdy fun. Besides that the majority of the team have girls back at home anyway so they wouldnt be fucking around. I think your just a closet homo who is scared to do anything with other dudes, lest it make you look gay. that being said, i dont know you and could really care less about your opinion, have a nice day.
 
Its alright bud, they clearly dont know how rugby players party,

Why were they born so beautiful why were they born at all?

theyre no fucking good to anyone they're no fucking good at all

so...

DRINK MOTHER FUCKER DRINK MOTHER FUCKER DRINK!
 
I was at this party about a month ago at this Russian kids house. Shitload of booze, weed, it was a fun time, we had a couple of hookah's goin too. Anyway, there was this Russian exchange student who didn't speak a word of english who ended up hooking up with a slut from my school, and they go into a bedroom, and by this point everyone is so drunk and high people just start going into the room to watch, kinda gay, I stayed by the hookah. The craziest thing was that this Russian guy apparently had stamina, so they were fucking for like two hours, people had actually fallen asleep while watching them.
 
yo i gotta say, when I'm not leaning into my screen, your name looks suspiciously like brokebutts... something you an your pals were feelin the next day
 
lol this is kinda sick but funny lol..

me and my friends were partying at my house. after the night was almost over he runs to the bathroom to puke.. well right before he made it there someone took a shit and stopped up the toilet lol... and he went to puke and flushed the toilet and it over flooded into the floor everywhere..

and he wwas to fucked up to turn off the water.. so i was walking by the bathroom and see all this shit nasty water coming out. lol

i ran in and was like wtf man? he says sorry man.. he goes to bed and he says ill clean it up in the morning... lol

pretty funny to tell now but i was pissed then... lol
 
uhh a few weekends ago i got really drunk, walked into a door drinking a 40 and broke my tooth

thats about as funny as my stories get
 
ok, so one night i go to this rivh kids house and he has every kinda of alcohol ever, and some chick dared me to take a shot of everything in one drink, which i did... and then i had two more.  So at this point i am so fucked up at this point and i decide its a good idea to steal the beer money jar, bad idea.  The kid who owns the house finds out someone stole is money and starts to get pissed and finds out it was me so then a mob of drunk kids starts looking at me and takes me outside to kick my ass.  but with quick drunk thinking i decide to jump over a fence via a tampoline, at which point i ran until i puked, then went to a 7-11 where i bought like 10 red bulls and meet some random huge black dude who asks me if i wanna party, i was beyond trashed so i said yeah.  I get to the party an realize i know no one there, so i sit down and try to get someone sober to pick me up, but this is where the story gets goods...

so im sitting on a couch about to pass out, and this super hot black chick comes up to me and says "your teeth are really straight...  kinda makes me want to lick them"  so i completely agree and we make out and fuck like an hour later.  and anyone who hasnt had sex with a black chick should seriously get on that shit(its AWESOME)

but then i pass out and dont remember what the fuck happened, but i woke up in a casino hotel room with some random black dudes and we smoked blunts all afternoon.
 
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