*Official favorite movie quote thread*

lemme hear 'em...
i have alot, but i will start with one from "There will be blood" - " I drink your milkshake...you lose!"
 
"I love skiing backwards in case you didnt notice"
"we got no food, we got no jobs...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!!!!1!!!!!11!!"
"cool story hansel"

 
"Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble." - Mufasa

I learned so many life lessons from that movie.
 
"i just went from 6 to midnight" forgetting sarah marshall
"shut the fuck up miss daisy" role models
"shit man, why am i always on brain detail?" pulp fiction
 
"Listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, who would not let... Listen you fuckers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up."
-Taxi Driver
 
why r u so sweaty?

- i was watchin cops.--- step brothers

there just little kids!

-yea, i know, but its just dog poop-- step brothers
 
you really have to hear the whole conversation to really enjoy that quote

"you, Flock of Seagulls, you know why were here?"

"Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me

and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right,

but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?"

"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?"

"I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet."

"Which one is it?"

"The one that says Bad Motherfucker"

So many awesome Samuel L Jackson quotes in that movie
 
'listen here fuckbag'-butterfly effect



napoleon dynamite........(not a quote but a series, still m favorite tho)

Kip: Hi.

Napoleon: Is grandma there?

Kip: No, shes getting her hair done.

Napoleon: Uuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhh

Kip: What do you need?

Napoleon: Could you just go get her for me.

Kip: I'm really busy right now.

Napoleon: Well, just tell her to come get me.

Kip: Why?

Napoleon: Cuz I don't feel good.

Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?

Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything.

Napoleon: Will you just come get me?

Kip: No.

Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then?

Kip: What?

Napoleon: Can you bring me my chapstick?

Kip No, Napoleon.

Napoleon: But, my lips hurt real bad!

Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse I know shes got like 5 or 6 in her drawer.

Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers u sicko!

Kip: See ya. (hangs up phone)

Napoleon: UGH! IDIOT!

 


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also:

"Littering and...."

"WOOOOO! You boys like mexico?!"

"It's Afghanistanimation"

"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?! Now you stop laughing right meow!"
 
"well now your backs gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty...... anybody elses fingures hurt? ..... didnt think so." - happy gilmore
 
Rocco:

Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...

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Rocco:

Fuck!

Connor:

Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

boondock saints. greatest movie.
 
greatest movie ever: layer cake

Your born; you take shit

get out in the world; you take more shit

climb a little higher; take less shit

till one day your in the rarified atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like;welcome to the layer cake son.

 
from Super Fly:

""Man, what the FUCK you gonna do besides pimpin.....nigguh!" - Eddie

you'd have to see it for it to be funny
 
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
 
The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.
 
When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
 
"my farm...my farm?......HERE'S my motherfucking farm! (pulls out 2 m-16s and starts firing) I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!"

"when you was all up in the pussy, were you thinking about dangling your dice on lance's forehead?"

"nah man it's easy, you just plant your feet, look her in the eyes and say HEY, baby, you and me's going out tonight and thats the end of story"

ahhhh tropic thunder, so many good ones
 
i love the movie im not there, so many good quotes. heres a couple of my favorites:

Arthur:

I accept chaos. I don't know whether it accepts me.

Billy the Kid:

People are always talking about freedom. Freedom to live a certain way,

without being kicked around. Course the more you live a certain way,

the less it feel like freedom. Me, uhm, I can change during the course

of a day. I wake and I'm one person, when I go to sleep I know for

certain I'm somebody else. I don't know who I am most of the time.

Arthur:

Seven simple rules of going into hiding: one, never trust a cop in a

raincoat. Two, beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and

quick to sway. Three, if asked if you care about the world's problems,

look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.

Four, never give your real name. Five, if ever asked to look at

yourself, dont. Six, never do anything the person standing in front of

you cannot understand. And finlly seven, never create anything, it will

be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of

your life.

Jude:

Doesn't really matter, you know, what kind of nasty names people invent

for the music. But, uh, folk music is just a word, you know, that I

can't use anymore. What I'm talking about is traditional music, right,

which is to say it's mathematical music, it's based on hexagons. But

all these songs about, you know, roses growing out of people's brains

and lovers who are really geese and swans are turning into angels - I

mean, you know, they're not going to die. They're not folk music songs.

They're political songs. They're already dead. You'd think that these

traditional music people would - would gather that mystery, you know,

is a traditional fact, you know, seeing as they're all so full of

mystery.

Keenan Jones:

And contradictions.

Jude:

Yeah, contradictions.

Keenan Jones:

And chaos.

Jude:

Yes, it's chaos, clocks, and watermelons - you know, it's - it's

everything. These people actually think I have some kind of, uh...

fantastic imagination. It gets very, uh, lonesome. But traditional

music is just, uh... it's too unreal to die. It doesn't need to be

protected. You know, I mean, in that music is the only true valid death

you can feel today, you know, off a record player. But like everything

else in great demand, people try to own it. Has to do with, like, uh,

the purity thing. I think its meaninglessness is holy. Everybody knows

I'm not a folk singer.

it got a little long, sorry for that
 
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.

Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
 
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