Chris Rock:
Everybody is talking about gun control. Got to control the guns. Fuck,
that, I like guns. If you've got a gun, you don't need to work out!
Cause, I ain't working out. I ain't jogging. No, I think we need some
bullet control. I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars.
Five thousand dollars for a bullet. Know why? Cos if a bullet cost five
thousand dollars, there'd be no more innocent by-standers. That'd be
it. Some guy'd be shot you'd be all 'Damn, he must've done something,
he's got fifty thousand dollars worth of bullets in his ass!' And
people'd think before they shot someone 'Man I will blow your fucking
head off, if I could afford it.