Official claim you presnts here!!!!!!!!

[rockersteez]

Just kidding, nobody cares

 

[NewEscuelers]

i got a chock full of dissapointment thanks to this thread

 

[midwestpowhunter]

 

[homestar]

^This thread is...

 

[Downtofilm]

Op's inventory of presents.

 

[Spinoza]

I modeled for that orange one

 

[bo0b]

You were at the dildo modelling conference too? I was gonna make a callout thread, I was the purple dildo! We totally met!

 

[cool_name]

same i did it for the red one

 

[Rafiki]

i was the model for that white one, people just call me unicorn dick

 

[introvert]

ENOUGH WITH THE STUPID CHRISTMAS THREADS. FFS.

 

[Nacho+]

those are pretty intimidating

 

[cuntdestroyur]

i wanted a laptop, instead i got a heated blanket.

 

[corona]

pussy

 

[Leafs2323]

that blue one looks to be the most intimidating

 

[rockersteez]

For some reason when I first saw that I thought they were up to the ceiling. Idk, that made it funnier. 7 foot tall multi colored dildos. That's any kids dream on christmas morening.

 

[rockersteez]

^ before the grammar police show up. Clearly hit the re instead of r.

 

[E-Nix]

All I got was a stupid repost.

 

[rockersteez]

mock thread not a repost noob. Shitty thread yes, repost, not so much.