OFFICIAL BROKEN BONES HISTORY THREAD

I have a large list

Leg

2 toes

3 fingers

6 bones in my wrist

arm

4 ribs

tailbone twice

and my pelvis

all from skiing
 
Left wrist broken 3 times, skating, skiing, and the most epic time was froot booting

right wrist - skating

both heels - skiing.. overshot a jump that used to be a stepup that the park crew decided to change into a table overnight. low vis made it impossible for me to see it had changed (and who scopes shit out anymore..) and i took it wayy deep, breaking both of my heels.
 
Right wrist: I was standing still, some gaper crashed into me and I fell downhill.

Left wrist: This happened two days ago, I knuckled while landing switch, got tomahawked and landed on my wrist. Fuck me. I was due to go to Austria yesterday for a month... I'm pity myself
 
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broken nose
broken right wrist
broken right wrist
broken left wrist
broken right wrist
broken left wrist
broken finger
broken toe
broken elbow (still really havn't gotten it fixed)
partially torn MCL right knee and strained both ACL's (all from the same drop)
Broken left ankle
Broken ribs
Torn ATFL in my ankle (the bottom of my foot touched the side of my leg)
Broke both thumbs
and prob a whole bunch more...
 
I've broken my knee cap twice- 3 surgeries and I currently have 2 screws in it.
Broken wrist.
I nailed that same knee on a rail yesterday, hopefully its a-ok.
 
I broke both of my arms at the same time, first day of summer vacation after my freshman year of college- BMX wedge transfer to grind to carnage. After that, random fingers and separations racing DH.
 
broken arm bikingbroken leg playing hockeybroken leg plying hockey(very next game after previous broken leg)broken collarbone playing lax
 
1.broken thumb playing baseball

2. broken nose playing baseball, fouled off a ball and it somehow went straight to my nose.
 
Broken wrist- When i use to skate a little kid went out in front of me when i dropped in on a ramp, bailed so i didn't wreck him.

Fractured Tibula- Went on a 7-8 foot cliff on my last day out didn't really notice anything, made it worse during 3 mile runs during lax season.
 
wrist #1: grade 3, playing on the ice slides we made at our school, some fatass fell on top of me

wrist #2: went over a berm while biking, straight into a tree

thumb #1: riding a tiny 16" kids bike for the sake of fucking around, shorts caught on top cap bolt, threw me onto the pavement, landed on thumb

thumb #2: playing basketball in gym class some brother passes the ball really hard, I try to block it, it catches my thumb, bam, broken. I'm way too much of a honkey for that sport

shoulder/arm: overspun a 3, on a jump that I defs shouldn't have tried to spin (it was an old ski jump, the goofy ski jumping type)

wrist #3: cased a 25 ft'r, right after greasing that whore perfectly, the first time
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I need to drink more milk/rip lines of protein powder
 
3 toes, 4 fingers, collar bone, the bone on the outside of my foot, and was never given any sort of cast, sling, crutches, ect
 
Wrist - Tried to ride a frozen slide on my feet way back
Other Wrist - Sledding Nose - Face first into a brick wall at full speed
 
It hurt like fuck after the adrenaline wore off. There was a bigass lump on my wrist, where the bone was SUPER close to poking through.
 
metacarple -- hit by a baseball while playing
wrist -- pushed onto a fishtank during study hall and snapped it
elbow -- rode over black ice on my bike while shitfaced
 
broken middle finger jumping a couch and jammed it. huge rock dropped on my foot at a waterfall, broken foot. thats it, i guess im pretty lucky so far
 
Hand- got hit in the hand very hard with a drum stick.
Thumb- curb stomped (minus the curb) my thumb on a landing.
Knee- I have O.C.D in my knee It's like a big chip on my joint, I was out of sports for like 6 months. Still healing.
 
Thumb, barspin on a bmx. I can barely bike in a straight line, what the fuck was I thinking.

Toe, ran into a wall.

I'm relatively unharmed
 
Arm- did a spinning jump onto one of the zip-line/ track-slides things you see at parks and stuff. landed wrong caught myself with my arm. i did that when i was seven.
collar bone- skiing in the park did a 360, caught edge when i pre-spun under rotated and corked it onto my left shoulder... crack. that was this saturday
broken a couple toes playing soccer
 
collar bone 3 times

ankle 2 times

pinky finger

big toe

ribs idk the number

both bones in wrist

breaking shit is sort of like some unnatural ability for me
 
4 ribscollar bone twiceboth wristsall my fingersright ankleall toes on right foot3 toes on left footleft armbackleft kneeright leg
 
hahahahahah i lol'd at your friend's dad falling on you!

Tibia- spiral fracture after doing a 3 in 8th grade, my leg stopped and my body kept going.

Fibula- same accident ^

Left Thumb- went like 8ft out of the pipe at copper when in 7th grade and had no idea how to ride a real pipe.

Patella- called last run on opening day last year and just banged my knee super hard on the last rail in the park.

Isn't skiing fun???
 
A few years back I broke my shoulder. Once upon a time, I landed backseat and my arm caught the ground; during which time, it was whipped backwards, thus breaking the shoulder. There has also been a few broken fingers here and there, but that's about it.
 
Arm

Leg

Clavicle

Thumb

Staples in my head

Stitches inside of my lip

All under the age of 13.... I was a crazy kid

 
arm-fell down stairs when i was 3collarbone-hit a tree biking when i was 6left wrist & right hand-missed the landing on a hip in 8th grade and landed with both my hands out in front of me, breaking both simultaneously right thumb-fell on a box last year
 
jumping down stairs. didnt stick the landing. landed on last stair on the top of my foot. broke EVERY TOE and that big bone on the top of your foot.

/fail at life.
 
wrist- extreme electric scooteringring finger- innertubingbig toe- trying a run up wall back flipalmost my jaw- dub front on a trampolinepinky- eating shit on a death cookie
 
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