How you feeling now you bovine-fellating beaver homer? Good thing for you we left our A-game at home otherwise you may have had to shut down your sorry ass excuse for a football program due to sheer embarrassment. Next season maybe just stay where you belong, in the bowels of football mediocrity. And hey, maybe start looking for a quarterback, huh?
See you at Autzen next year... Bring your A game fairy-boy. You're gonna need it...