Office Space

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Schmitz

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Office Space is an awsome movie. it's on Comedy Central right now, I think it's a Office space marithon.

-ERIC
 
back up in your ass with a resurection is the group harder than erection that shows no affection... they wanna ban us on capitol hill cuz its die mutha fuckas.... die mutha fuckas... still foo...

- as he straight up dome cloks the fax machine... BEAUTIFUL

-:Carpe Poon:-
 
one of the funniest movies of all time. i worked in an office last summer and the shit was exactly the same....jean days and birthday songs...so gay.

 
PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
 
favortre line. i froget how it goes something with ass clown...

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just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
 
we can all relate to it. and it wouldnt make sense for a production company to come out with a movie that people wouldnt be able to relate to.

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can i ask you a question? does anyone ever say 'it sounds like youve got a case of the mondays' where you work? naw man. hell no. i beleive you could get your ass kicked for saying something like that....

-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
 
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They switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much.
 
yea, there was nothing wrong with my name until that no-talent ass clown came out

why don;t yuou just go by mike instead of michael?

why should i change my name?, he;s the one who sucks

why does it say paperjam when there is no paperjam? i swear to god, i will kick this piece of shit out the window

Jeff

Poniverus
 
i call it a going away present

They switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much.
 
yeah, that movie is awesome, the neighbor is hilarious. I forgot his name. What would you do with a milion bucks... Two chicks at the same time.

What's next for you?

Have sex with hot chicks.

-Tanner Hall Interview
 
Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time.

(Peter laughs, then realizes he's serious) Really? If you had a million dollars, you would, do two chicks at the same time.

Damn straight, always wanted to do that, and i figure if i had a million bucks i could hook that up.

Well not all girls just want a guy with money.

Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a guy like me would.

Good point.

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^ i was just about to post that quote

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
Hey Peter man, check out channel 9!

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
''But Peter, she's anorexic!?...''

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i have an idea, its called a 'jump to conclusions mat'

you see, you lie it on the floor, and it has different 'conclusions' you can 'jump to'.

that is the wost idea i have ever heard

yes, that idea sucks

 
i love that movie. we should watch it next time i go over there eric. my dad works at boeing and he relates to it so much. Man its sooo funny

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My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you gunna die!
 
'you wanna see me flare, here's my flare'

'i'll give her a rider on the bone rollercoaster, whoaaaaaaa whoaaaaaaa.'

'Shit! i always forget some mundane detail. This not some mundane detail.'

i have an american dream but it involves black masks and gasoline
 
i think im gonna take that new chick from logistics. if things go well i might be showing her my O-face. you know, OH, OH.

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uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm hi this is bill lumbergh

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
great movie. senor, i orderded a mai tide but you brought me a pina colda and i said no salt on the pina colada, but there were big grains of salt on it

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
'well, you see bill, its not that i'm lazy...its just that, i don't care.'

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
the best part when he;s break dancing is like when he's dancing around shrugging, i'm pretty sure it's in the begining of his dance

Jeff

Poniverus
 
this isnt riyadh theyre not gonna cut your fingers off

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

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do they let you see women?

hey peter man, watch your corn hole.

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
i worked at a stupid mail opening office and it was just like that. we stole a stupid printer and beat it up in a field. i had atleast 6 bosses. it was rediculous

pilots do it high

'Kinda for songs...but mostly for Porno' -misty7
 
fucking hilarious movie

-sean

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great movie, what more can be said

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
i think almost everyline from that movie has been said in this thread

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
i just saw that movie this weekend. it was so funny, and i had that gangsta song stuck in my head which was really annoying cuase i only knew one line to it.

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
^^damn it feels good to be a gangsta

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
Its not as funny on com cent to edited but great

Its not that im lazy its that i just dont care!

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

If they make olive oil out of olives what do they make baby oil out of
 
the best is when they tell the little story of what happened to the guy who got laid off. how he ran his car in the garage to kill himself, but then his wife walked in and when he saw her he wanted to live, so he pulls out of the driveway and gets plastered by a semi. so funny.

Always remember. . .Pray for snow
 
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