Offical Shark Week 2011 Thread.
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esotericjive
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It's also my birthday. 
TannerBalls
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ANDY SAMBURG, CHIEF SHARK OFFICER
PopsicleStand
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This years line up of premieres
SHARK WEEK 2011: TV Shows
Sunday, July 31, through Friday, August 5
Shark Week 2011 will feature live co-viewing for iPad, iPhone and web users.
GREAT WHITE INVASION[/b]
Premiering Sunday, July 31, 9PM e/p[/i]
Great white sharks, in large numbers, are now suddenly being found swimming among surfers and vacationers just off beaches from South Africa to Australia, and up and down the coast of California. Just why they're there and just what they're doing is a mystery that Chris Fallows and an international team of sharks scientists are trying to figure out.
PHOTOS:[/b] Great White Invasion
VIDEO:[/b] The Shark Tube
VIDEO:[/b] Diving With Great Whites
VIDEO:[/b] Paddling With a Shark
JAWS COMES HOME[/b]
Premiering Sunday, July 31, 10PM e/p[/i]
Jaws Comes Home[/i] tells the story of passionate shark expert and U.S. Fisheries scientist, Greg Skomal, as he documents six remarkable months following five great whites with names like Curly and Ruthless. His mission: to understand more about their recently discovered, 1,200-mile journey up and down the eastern seaboard and to reveal all he can about these much-maligned hunters.
PHOTOS:[/b] Jaws Comes Home
VIDEO:[/b] Jaws Comes Home
VIDEO:[/b] Great White Slam Dance
VIDEO:[/b] Tagging a Ruthless Shark
ROGUE SHARKS[/b]
Premiering Monday, August 1, 9PM e/p[/i]
It was the central premise of the hit movie Jaws[/i] that still haunts people today: that certain sharks may "go rogue" and decide to go after humans. But does the science back this up? In this hour, we'll weave stories of some of the most horrific shark attacks in history with the larger scientific detective story of whether or not individual sharks ever develop a taste for human flesh and go Rogue[/i].
PHOTOS:[/b] Rogue Sharks
VIDEO:[/b] Shark Won't Let Go
VIDEO:[/b] Very First Shark Cage
SUMMER OF THE SHARK[/b]
Premiering Monday, August 1, 10PM e/p[/i]
In the summer of 2008 an unprecedented wave of shark attacks sweeps the eastern coast of Australia. Australian shark experts and fishery managers scramble to understand what is happening. Could it be that that the gradual dwindling of the sharks' natural prey due to overfishing has brought man to the top of the shark's food chain? Will the summer of 2008 be a prelude of things to come?
PHOTOS:[/b] Summer of the Shark
VIDEO:[/b] Stalked By a Shark
VIDEO:[/b] Tasmanian Shark Attack
KILLER SHARKS[/b]
Premiering Tuesday, August 2, 9PM e/p[/i]
December 1957: the height of tourist season in South Africa. Merry vacationers from around the globe descend on an idyllic resort town along the sunny coast to enjoy the summer. It's not long until the white sands are clogged with dead bodies and the sapphire waters are red with blood. The culprit? The authorities suspected a single, massive rogue shark with a taste for human flesh.
PHOTOS:[/b] Killer Sharks
VIDEO:[/b] Go Out Further!
VIDEO:[/b] Scary Cage Dive
HOW SHARKS HUNT[/b]
Premiering Wednesday, August 3, 9PM e/p[/i]
Dave and Cody[/b] of Dual Survival[/i] dive in to investigate why no two species of shark attack in the same manner. Through a series of groundbreaking tests and the use of innovative high-tech camera technologies, they'll examine the shark's unique savagery and specialized methods of killing, revealing exactly why they're so deadly.
PHOTOS:[/b] Bahamas Shoot
PHOTOS:[/b] South Africa Shoot
SHARK CITY[/b]
Premiering Thursday, August 4, 9PM e/p[/i]
Most of us think of sharks as blank-eyed killing machines, but in Shark City[/i], we'll get to know a handful of them as individuals. We'll follow the sharks of the Bahamas through their days and nights to find out how they size each other up, what they like to eat and what it is that they're[/i] afraid of. This show will feature the amazing talents and hilarious insights of our Chief Shark Officer, Andy Samberg[/b].
PHOTOS:[/b] Shark City
SHARK WEEK 2011: TV Shows
Sunday, July 31, through Friday, August 5
Shark Week 2011 will feature live co-viewing for iPad, iPhone and web users.
GREAT WHITE INVASION[/b]
Premiering Sunday, July 31, 9PM e/p[/i]
Great white sharks, in large numbers, are now suddenly being found swimming among surfers and vacationers just off beaches from South Africa to Australia, and up and down the coast of California. Just why they're there and just what they're doing is a mystery that Chris Fallows and an international team of sharks scientists are trying to figure out.
PHOTOS:[/b] Great White Invasion
VIDEO:[/b] The Shark Tube
VIDEO:[/b] Diving With Great Whites
VIDEO:[/b] Paddling With a Shark
JAWS COMES HOME[/b]
Premiering Sunday, July 31, 10PM e/p[/i]
Jaws Comes Home[/i] tells the story of passionate shark expert and U.S. Fisheries scientist, Greg Skomal, as he documents six remarkable months following five great whites with names like Curly and Ruthless. His mission: to understand more about their recently discovered, 1,200-mile journey up and down the eastern seaboard and to reveal all he can about these much-maligned hunters.
PHOTOS:[/b] Jaws Comes Home
VIDEO:[/b] Jaws Comes Home
VIDEO:[/b] Great White Slam Dance
VIDEO:[/b] Tagging a Ruthless Shark
ROGUE SHARKS[/b]
Premiering Monday, August 1, 9PM e/p[/i]
It was the central premise of the hit movie Jaws[/i] that still haunts people today: that certain sharks may "go rogue" and decide to go after humans. But does the science back this up? In this hour, we'll weave stories of some of the most horrific shark attacks in history with the larger scientific detective story of whether or not individual sharks ever develop a taste for human flesh and go Rogue[/i].
PHOTOS:[/b] Rogue Sharks
VIDEO:[/b] Shark Won't Let Go
VIDEO:[/b] Very First Shark Cage
SUMMER OF THE SHARK[/b]
Premiering Monday, August 1, 10PM e/p[/i]
In the summer of 2008 an unprecedented wave of shark attacks sweeps the eastern coast of Australia. Australian shark experts and fishery managers scramble to understand what is happening. Could it be that that the gradual dwindling of the sharks' natural prey due to overfishing has brought man to the top of the shark's food chain? Will the summer of 2008 be a prelude of things to come?
PHOTOS:[/b] Summer of the Shark
VIDEO:[/b] Stalked By a Shark
VIDEO:[/b] Tasmanian Shark Attack
KILLER SHARKS[/b]
Premiering Tuesday, August 2, 9PM e/p[/i]
December 1957: the height of tourist season in South Africa. Merry vacationers from around the globe descend on an idyllic resort town along the sunny coast to enjoy the summer. It's not long until the white sands are clogged with dead bodies and the sapphire waters are red with blood. The culprit? The authorities suspected a single, massive rogue shark with a taste for human flesh.
PHOTOS:[/b] Killer Sharks
VIDEO:[/b] Go Out Further!
VIDEO:[/b] Scary Cage Dive
HOW SHARKS HUNT[/b]
Premiering Wednesday, August 3, 9PM e/p[/i]
Dave and Cody[/b] of Dual Survival[/i] dive in to investigate why no two species of shark attack in the same manner. Through a series of groundbreaking tests and the use of innovative high-tech camera technologies, they'll examine the shark's unique savagery and specialized methods of killing, revealing exactly why they're so deadly.
PHOTOS:[/b] Bahamas Shoot
PHOTOS:[/b] South Africa Shoot
SHARK CITY[/b]
Premiering Thursday, August 4, 9PM e/p[/i]
Most of us think of sharks as blank-eyed killing machines, but in Shark City[/i], we'll get to know a handful of them as individuals. We'll follow the sharks of the Bahamas through their days and nights to find out how they size each other up, what they like to eat and what it is that they're[/i] afraid of. This show will feature the amazing talents and hilarious insights of our Chief Shark Officer, Andy Samberg[/b].
PHOTOS:[/b] Shark City
Dwarftosser1
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They have a motherfucking app???
neutralzombie
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"i love shark week but i don't care abut shark finning! #winning"
jibmeisterflex
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i am going scuba diving in the florida keys next week so i hopefully will see a shark
last time i was in the caribbean i dove with a fifteen foot bullshark
last time i was in the caribbean i dove with a fifteen foot bullshark
JakeAssBeatClap
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it begins at 9 tonight with the new shows then there will be nothing but sharks. all mother fucking week.
SPskier543
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Im going shark fishing tommorow night, I watched it today and got all pumped up and now I want to slay those beasts.
Multiple threads about shark week.
start new one
Label it as official thread
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fail to profit
start new one
Label it as official thread
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fail to profit
Bi-ShredinalGuy
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Shark week fuck yeahhh!
[]Soul_Steeze[]
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In honor of shark week
I FUCKING LOVE SHARK WEEK.
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PopsicleStand
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that half eaten seal that was dying on the beach was the saddest shit I have ever seen.
fragglemuffin
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SHARK WEEK!!!!
PopsicleStand
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ANCHORMAN SON
PopsicleStand
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curly's pregnant ass was probably hunting me when i was kayaking off of chatham... last summer.
You meaning to tell me you haven't watched the entire thing in a massive marathon?
psh... you're a sharkweek noob.
Get Mountain dew, and coke, and stay up for 7 days straight watching that shit.
Get Mountain dew, and coke, and stay up for 7 days straight watching that shit.
adderol is sufficient too.
Why so serious.
haha.
haha.
PopsicleStand
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LIsten, hipster kitty aside (cause I know shark week has gone "mainstream"), there ARE new shows on shark week year to year. For example, the one on the great whites off of Chatham mass just now. Very interesting to us New Englanders... and new entertainment you fucking hater.
I GIVE A FLYING FUCK
I GIVE A FLYING FUCK
PaintedHearts
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LOVE SHARK WEEK!! Watch it every year ♥ no better shows than the ones where you get a chance to learn more about animals in my opinion 