Odds, 1 in a Million?

[Craigskis]

So there was this girl the other day in my class in college, asking if anyone wanted to have a free cat, A grey tabby longhaired cat, I mentioned that my I'd have to ask my parents, to see if they'ed want to take on another pet, As it turns out they said No, because our other cat is in her old age, and it would only create problems.

The girls sister was getting rid of the cat because she couldn't clean the Kitty litter, because she's pregnant.

Now there has been a stray grey cat around my house, & my Neighbors house lately, a house broken, people friendly cat, Longfurred, I feed the cat just now, and it was ravenously hungry, and looked like it's been a while since it had food,

My Question, Is what do I do with this Girl i take class with, tell her? Or ask where they dropped off the cat, Or if she looked my house up, and dropped it off on my doorstep leaving food, Honestly like what the fuck?

I almost want to phone the SPCA and rat out my class mates sister, (IF that would actually do anything) but the other thing I don't want to do is confront my classmate over the issue, because I think it would create resentments, we are a small group in the class who have to work together daily on practical assignments,

The other funny thing is the girl doesn't live on this side of the city, what are the odds?

Just like those girls on the Montel show, I'm 100% sure that it's my classmates "Baby" (Cat)

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

Bring the cat to class and hand it back to her haha. That's what I'd do.

 

[adam.]

take the cat and care for it

 

[keystoner1]

haha she would freak

 

[lushlaxstr]

ask her if her sister lost her cat, because you found one that matched its description....slyly bring it up

 

[gregor]

Throw the cat in front of a speeding truck. Problem solved.

 

[Calb3rt]

put it in her glovebox.

 

[foodisfun]

ha that is a very strange situation. and i could see it being akward since you're in a small group or w/e. I'd bring it it up though because that's like a serious problem. as much as people like to joke, it's not right to mistreat any animal, and if it is her cat, then it is really a problem.

 

[GreenStezz]

Wip BB's at it with a gun.......

 

[ryanwar6]

C.Faller, you ARE the Father!!!

 

[EH_DUBS]

take the cat to class and let it run around the classroom then when your gonna get in trouble say its hers

 

[Literature]

Ah, another example of caring and compassion from NS. You truly make us great.

 

[manwiththemetalleg]

But it would be a solution..

 

[SunapeeSkier09]

o this ones easy, shoot the cat

 

[supersteez420]

umm its ASPCA buddy

 

[GnarBurger]

that would be funny as hell

 

[Craigskis]

So does anyone in the Ottawa Area want a Cat?

I think i've decided i'm going to put the cat up on Craigslist.com...

 

[Craigskis]

sorry. craigslist.org

https://post.craigslist.org/ott/C/pet/none/x/9HbR4FCr214oFwPX/75gfc

Actually 2 people just moved in on my street I should probably check before giving away there cat.... haha, but it's not there cat..

 

[leckett1]

oh shit this is in ottawa? where you at? bring the cat to the humanes society. thats where we got our cat. its a nice place, i think its on bank south of the highway somewhere, but i havent been there in like 6 years so i dont rmeember too well

 

[akerbacker]

kick the cat off a bridge. that should take care of the problem

 

[ZavierV]

lol

 

[smuggsVT]

it is most likly s different cat

 

[RastaSkier9]

So your telling me theres a chance...

 

[t-roy]

dude just ask her about it. it wouldn't be a big deal unless you tried to make it one. do it.

 

[xAtticusx]

explain the situation to your parents and see if you can keep it

 

[Craigskis]

The cat found a home today, my neighbor pulled this off, not my craigslist posting,

I'm quite sure it was the same cat the girl in my class was talking about only a few days before it showed up on my steps, her sister lives in the east end, as my loaded question came out today, that's all i asked, Somehow I'm pissed off at the girl in my class it's best to just leave things at that.

 

[BMskier]

holy shit stray cat wtf?

kick it

 

[skiierman]

Find out where she lives so when she opens the door the cat will be hanging there by it's neck with a note stabbed into it's chest saying, "I know what you did last week."

 

[invader7]

haha that would be so funny

 

[010]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3qUcPEIw2c

 

[zzyzx]

mail it to her

 

[ThaLetterM.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME

that should show that bitch whats up

 

[timmi]

Silly american

 

[followCam]

hahahaha

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

or you could walk up to her with the cat in your hands, snap its neck, then say "dont fuck with me bitch"..........you badddd

 

[[~_~]]

confront the girl, make her cry and run out of class. In her place, the cat will attend class and take part in active group discussions with you.

 

[Microcosm]

hahhahahahhaa. The nonchalant reference to the cat taking part in active group discussions really makes me laugh. or maybe it's just the active group discussion part..

 

[Kevski]

if you're pissed at her why don't you tell her? she didn't do it, it's her sister.

 

[PilleDaKid]

there was this thread about olives giving cats boners. try it and get back at us.

 

[*DwC*]

just put it in box and send it to the white house.....

 

[mtbakerteacher]

Oh yeah sorry I'll keep my bitches more in line.

 

[TheQuailman]

tell her you want the cat and see what she says

 

[Peter.]

you piss me off really

i am sick of you

 

[lushlaxstr]

yea seriously

 

[PilleDaKid]

hahahaha is this why you made that other thread?

 

[miroz]

you should secretly keep it and raise it as your own, and teach it karate

 

[Keenbo]

get it high!

 

[TheMoostafian]

yea do that... or just ask if you can come see it

 

[andy_boy]

Heartless!

 

[Nuck_Nuck_Nuck]

hahahahahahahahaha then her cat comes out behind her and claws at the body, good call

 

[BMskier]

i brought this thread back bitches!