Oddest thing you've seen skiing

Master_drifter

Master_drifter

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What is the Most Fucked up thing that you personally have seen skiing. Lets hear about the orgy you once stumbled upon in the woods. Or that Drumming circle that took place in the middle of the back bowls. Lets hear it NS!! (remember this is a semi-save environment but if its really funny expect some flak)
 
I Had two fourteen year olds hook up with each other the entire life ride up last season down under. It was fucked up
 
one time I was having an orgy in the woods and some guy stumbled upon us. that was pretty odd
 
13351842:Uglyboy said:
I Had two fourteen year olds hook up with each other the entire life ride up last season down under. It was fucked up
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I saw a couple get very comfortable on a chair last year. And by comfortable, I mean the husband getting his hands warm via his girlfriend/wifes asshole.
 
But un all seriousness, a couple weeks ago I was teaching a lesson on the bunny hill taking the kids off one at A time off the rope tow,out of nowehere an asian lets go of the rope and plows backwards through the rope tow taking every kid on it out until she falls down beside the line, all of a sudden her boy friend comes down and starts screaming at her in chinese and then proceeds to ski away to the chair lift. So I walk over to her and say "do you speak english?" Shes like "yeah how do I get up?" So i show her and say you should really take a lesson. She replies with "I watch the ski on the youtube" and skis down the hill into an elderly man
 
13352928:fresh_prince said:
But un all seriousness, a couple weeks ago I was teaching a lesson on the bunny hill taking the kids off one at A time off the rope tow,out of nowehere an asian lets go of the rope and plows backwards through the rope tow taking every kid on it out until she falls down beside the line, all of a sudden her boy friend comes down and starts screaming at her in chinese and then proceeds to ski away to the chair lift. So I walk over to her and say "do you speak english?" Shes like "yeah how do I get up?" So i show her and say you should really take a lesson. She replies with "I watch the ski on the youtube" and skis down the hill into an elderly man
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You seriously think its odd that an Asian can't ski? Shocking!
 
no joke i had a dude with a pair of skis, that were all wood and the binding were just a piece of metal and leater straps that went around his boot and looped through a hook, come through my lift line
 
13353350:ColinBa2 said:
no joke i had a dude with a pair of skis, that were all wood and the binding were just a piece of metal and leater straps that went around his boot and looped through a hook, come through my lift line
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thats og as fuck
 
13353350:ColinBa2 said:
no joke i had a dude with a pair of skis, that were all wood and the binding were just a piece of metal and leater straps that went around his boot and looped through a hook, come through my lift line
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70's bindings is hella og. much trill safety
 
Golden retriever taking a shit in the middle of the run. I was on shrooms.

Later that day in town I drove by a police stand-off in a parking lot and immediately after getting lost trying to get back and watch the stand-off go down, came across a (stray?) little white dog who was dyed pink. In the middle of the road. In a trailer park situated on the edge of an industrial district.
 
Today. Saw a family snowshoeing up the park in matching jumpsuits. Every single one of them was walking a white toy poodle.
 
13352763:Dobber said:
Dude hit his head on the knuckle and employees had to shovel blood off of the jump.
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I've seen this before, funny thing, it was a French guy, rolled into the top of the

Park in mid snow plow, we could tell he was out of his league, he asked how fast to go for the XL jumps. We tell him straight from the top and even offer to let him speed check it with one of us, but in true French fashion he says he's going next and proceeds to half snowplow while making speed checks into a healthy 50 footer. We can tell he must have landed about halfway down the deck. We go and check on him and sure as shit he is fucking bleeding from the face..... A lot. One of us went for ski patrol, by the time they got there there was blood all over the deck of the jump. French guy was complaining about how unsafe and irresponsible the hill was, I just couldn't feel bad for him though
 
not really weird but confusing.

like I was warming up in pcmr, and there's this girl decked in saga with her friends. her friends had armada skis and knew how to use them but this girl had like 110 rental skis on and she fell like 4 times.

Gaper or faker?
 
13353733:toastyteenagers said:
not really weird but confusing.

like I was warming up in pcmr, and there's this girl decked in saga with her friends. her friends had armada skis and knew how to use them but this girl had like 110 rental skis on and she fell like 4 times.

Gaper or faker?
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key word: "girl"
 
Wheres that GIF of some gaper falling down and ejecting out of their skis, then as their ski slides down the hill it takes out another gaper. I think it was on ESPN or something. Maybe not that odd, but epic.

Classic
 
13353826:MLJ said:
Guys, I can understand overusing the word "like" in speech, but it really isn't necessary when you're typing, especially if you use it wrong.

/grammar nazi
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the fourth Reich has begun
 
13353837:Brewnt said:
Carinthia has a wooden fence and a pile of rocks as a feature and thats really odd
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It's not a feature it's an "Ez base de-tuner". My mountain has them in the middle of trails sometimes during spring. They're great for those brand new pairs of skis that you need to break in real fast
 
The girl in front of me lost a ski on the chair lift... Damn near hit some guy that was skiing below. Thankfully it missed him. Could have been extremely gnaly.
 
One time I saw this snowboarder decked out in rental gear, even had the rental helmet. He basically cruised through the park and hit the lips and then fell. I saw him later that day and he had tied an American flag around his neck. Fucking snowboarders.
 
A snowboarder catching an edge going off big air and landing on his face and sliding halfway down the landing on his unconscious head the whole way down being really limp and dragging a stream of blood. I've never seen that much blood. Worst crash I have ever seen...
 
13353733:toastyteenagers said:
not really weird but confusing.

like I was warming up in pcmr, and there's this girl decked in saga with her friends. her friends had armada skis and knew how to use them but this girl had like 110 rental skis on and she fell like 4 times.

Gaper or faker?
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nah sounds like youre the gaper if you need to take some warmup runs at PCMR, lol.
 
Once I saw somebody walking down the trail with a ski pole a snowboard and a ski boot. I never knew what happened
 
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