Obsessed Girl

moocowman

moocowman

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ok so in my class theres this girl who at the beginning of the year had told me she was a slut and had fooled around with a lot of guys last year including my older brother and well as the year went on she started to like me and i tried to stay away and shit but she just kept trying to get in my pants and i say no everytime she tries for 3 reasons

1.She fooled around with my older brother

2.Shes a whore and i would probably get an STD (especially seeing some of the guys shes been with)

3.SHES DISCUSTING LOOKING!!!

well now shes completely obsessed with me and is really trying hard including grabbing my penis multiple times and im just plain old freaked the fuck out and i even tried tellin her to fuck off but i did it in a wierd way. i decided i was gunna hit on her a bit and she was happy as hell and she asks me if i wanna have sex and im like nah i dont want you i really dont feel like getting an STD and smiled said fuck you leave me the hell alone and walked away... and today SHE STILL WANTS ME anybody got any hints for what to do? im scared she might rape me or something ahhh
 
oh man that's weird, sorry man. tell her you have AIDS? or just be as mean as possible to her, completely blow her off everytime you see her. and if all else fails, headbutt her in the ovaries.

oorrrr if you're really serious about it, there are some prescription drugs that have 'reduced sex drive' as a side effect. if you wanted to, you could get some of these and slip them into her food or something. but that's going overboard, i just said it to give you something to think about.
 
actualy i just had an idea, sit down with her and tell her how you feel, ask her to go get tested, if shes dirty be like i dont want what you have and if she is clean hit that shit!
 
bahahahhahahaha bud you might as well say "at least i aint gettin bitches like you" while you at it.
 
shes looking for a challenge. dont give in. who knows what shit is festering up in there (based on your description). just avoid her like the plauge and youre set
 
bag over the head and bone her that will do the trick. ull fell good and she will too and u wont have to look at her.
 
dont ever give in and do her, cuz then she'd probably go fucking crazy and start showing up in your room at night and all kinds of crazy shit you see in movies!

then try to sue you or claim that shes pregnant and shit haha.
 
yeah don't do shit with her because if you do it's going to get even worse. just make fun of her in the middle of class and call her ugly and broke repeatedly until she fucks off
 
If you sit next to her this may work, it did for me.

Go eat at t-bell or anywhere that gives you gas.

Hold all your farts in till whatever hour she's there.

Everytime you get up, or go past her desk, or if she sits right next to you let out a big ol' juicy fart.

I got rid of some wierd girl like that in my math class using this tactic, it only took 1 day.
 
haha Yeah but it wouldn't work on her. Her last boyfriend was a redneck and well he let out huge ass farts all the time and she went crazy for him because of it... odd?

P.S. forgot to say she has a boyfriend at the moment too.

P.S.S I decided to go for her hot friend Britney shes fuckin hot and she wants me too im so fuckin in!
 
dude if shes not totally ugly, just get drunk and do her, but double wrap it if your worried about stds! shave yourself if your worried about crabs. then while your doing her put it in her butt and she'll either let you buttfuck her all the time or she'll never sleep with you again. either way that would be awsome
 
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you don't wanna do anything gross girls talk man you do something to fucked up and you will never get a date at your school or from any girl thats heard of you before except weird fucks who are into that shit and thats just fucked
 
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