oakley ski?

The_Professor

The_Professor

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what is all this talk of oakley skis?

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
lol. Yeah the Oakley Osama Pros! They are dope!

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
yes, the Osama Pro. it should be out soon. man, i gotta get me a pair.

*Official Minister of Fisheries for the NS Secret Council*
 
i actually heard that they are cheap ass shit

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
where can i find details (pictures,graohics,specs) on them?

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
afghanistan

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Viva la Resistance!

 
try the oakley website, they might have an update soon. and i heard the osama pros are gonna be sweet.

'Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.'

-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
good luck finding them though, too damn camoflauged, they can match their surroundings.

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They should be pretty sick

if you ask sean he may know more, i believe he tested them in a remote location or some shit

i hear graphics will be a beard on like some weird creature. maybe a towelhead?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
Sean and I each own a pair, But there will be NO OAKLEY SKIS ON THE MARKET EVER!!

thanks.

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

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WWW.OAKLEY.COM

WWW.SALOMONSKI.COM

 
yea, the osamo pros aren't coming out in full strength, after the US put restrictions on the number of people in the organization that makes them

RES

Serious Biznass for Serious People
 
i think he did, if blackbox skis ever come out im making an oakley graphic on them, damn will i ever be cool after that. man i will have all the girls

if your not cheating your not trying

coc session B

'IN NOMINE PATRI ET FILI SPIRITUS SANCTI

'In the Name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit
 
And i heard that a big mountain version called the Saddam Pros is gunna be out in 2004

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
I saw a dude who was sponsored by Oakaly riding the Osama's in tremblant, there a fat twin, and there 666cms long. really sick, heard they were tested at the mid-east hills

b

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
i also heard that the graphics are an instruction booklet for how to fly small planes

RES

Serious Biznass for Serious People
 
What do you mean goofed? The osama pros are for real. I demoed them the other day. They carve like mad.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
what site has deatils or where did you guys hear all this?

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
what videos?

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
that is disclosed information

-sean

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
-_-'...

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'Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.'
 
since oakley never fucking updates their site i cant find jack shit about the ski

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
hidden link on their site which is password protected, bribe me for access

-sean

________________________________________________________

Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
shit!!!! only three pairs? does that mean mine are fake? damn dirty american knick offs. I knew when they said 'mad in the USA' and not 'made in afghanistan' that something was up. I'm gonna sell mine now.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
 
1080enemy, compulsive lying is a huge problem. there can be no knockoffs, no one knows what the real things look like, i mean comeon

-sean

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
I've just seen the box they came in. It has an invisible oakley sign on it, so I just assumed that they were the osamas I ordered. maybe I'm wrong

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
 
false

-sean

________________________________________________________

Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
NEW DEVELOPEMENT

Oakley is secretly reseaching a new binding. Possibly the Sadam Pro Model Binding. They are perfect for the Osama Skis.

 
it has been confirmed

-sean

________________________________________________________

Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
Just because there called the osama pros dosent mean you guys have to make all these cracks about afghanistan, oakley is making a statement.....

hahahhahaha

b

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
thank you canonrider. finally an open minded politician

-sean

________________________________________________________

Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
well besides osama and al qaueda what pros ride these skis

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
yep, osama and al queda dont even have their pairs yet, just me and julian

-sean

________________________________________________________

Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
and Me,

Julian #1

Jaydc7, please change ur signature to Julian#2

Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.

Baseconcept.com

WWW.OAKLEY.COM

WWW.SALOMONSKI.COM

 
how did you get a pair sean? are you a terrorist?

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
Hmmm, sounds like a sweet ski. Osama Pro... Im up for some of that sandy powder.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
um pocket rocket, when and where did you acquire your pair, i have heard nothing of it from my advisors

-sean

________________________________________________________

Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
and my advisors would include allah....

-sean

________________________________________________________

Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
is there really a ski or is this just a joke?

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
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