Oakley Monopoly

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switchflat

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Sales figures are in, Oakley dominated the outerwear business this year. Because of an incredible abundance of wannabe's good ski companies are going to go under. Stop wasting your money.

 
hahahaahahahahah amazing

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shut up...

i bought oakley pants and im not a wannabe...i think...besides...who cares? whats the big deal?...they make good clothes in my opinion..and thats why people buy them

 
Man, stop bitching! If you don't like Oakley, don't buy their shit! The quality of their stuff is good. So is the quality of a lot of other brands. It's all about 'what the kids want for christmas', etc. Only thing Oakley on me is my sunglasses, and I'm happy with my gear in general (could use some new pants though ;-)

 
to bad its cost so much$$$$$

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wow, you obviously dont get the meaning of capitalism. Go Oakley

This subversive propaganda has been brought to you by The Republican Army.
 
I think its so funny listening to people talk about stupid shit. If you like oakley then fucking wear it, I dont give a fuck what anyone else thinks..and if they think I'm a wannabe for wearing it who cares. Leave me alone! Ahhhhh!!!!!

You beamed to the wrong planet this time, with a hot pink phaser and one line, before getting morphed into faggot dust.

 
there are many companies worse than oakley

manastash is not one of them. i rock hemp.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*

 
support whoever you want. personally I have as much orage stuff, as I do oakley. they are both putting out sick clothes this year. I don't have any siver stuff, but it is a lot harder to find for me than the other two. they also have nice stuff.

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'the world is full of guided missiles, and misguided men'
 
It's not about their style or their durability, they are awsome. It's about the dollars u have to dish out to get anything with a decient water-proofing from them.

 
sick. Oakley. unobtanium. WarWagon. Sick.

'Tell me one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for!'
 
i've got an absolute ton of oakley gear and i have no complaints about anything. From my wallets to my shoes everything is sick.

Harvey: 'worste-game-ever'

dpoiii: 'haha so bad it deserved an extra e'

FROSTMONKEY
 
if orage and siver want to compete, maybe they should make stuff as badass as oakleys. also siver will never do good cuz 60% of skiers hate mike nick

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Do you even know what a monopoly is? Just because they have good sales doesn't mean they are monopolizing anything. Monopolizing means to be the only business in a certain category, and last time i checked, there was spy, smith, scott, carerra, the list goes on. The only thing coming close to monopolizing is how they (rumoured) now own version goggles.

-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.

Friend-'Dude, i just got a 130 on my iq test'

Me- 'Thats an SAT'

Friend-'Oh shit'
 
and on another note fuck this monopoly make believe shit.. fairy tales were fun back in kindergarten.

 
I like being the shoe when i play monopoly

You beamed to the wrong planet this time, with a hot pink phaser and one line, before getting morphed into faggot dust.

 
well said john, i too am dissappointed

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.
 
ill do it if neccessary

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.
 
switch flat is joking right?

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.

-head honcho of ecvm
 
Boardwalk could be like those stupid overthetop glasses. Or that 500 dollar hat that is ugly.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
all i've got oakley is shoes, t shirt and rash guard

Viva la Resistance!

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For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?

 
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