Oakley-Armada Scam

Armadaman

Armadaman

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I know this has been brought up before, but I noticed on one of those huge oakley posters, that the pep poster of the dbl kink ledge has a tiny armada sign in the lower left corner on the wall. This is not just some thing for Armada, because the rider isnt armada, he rides for K2, which tells me that it is between armada and oakley. just proof there for something that had been brought up.

 
Could it be that the ledge was being sessioned by riders representing both Armada and K2, and that one of the Armada riders stickered the ledge so that their logo would be visible in ANY shot taken at that session?

Fuck you're an idiot. This isn't a goddamn UFO convention, there's no conspiracy.

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every person on the armada team rides for oakley to, i beleive, i may be mistaken

A homophobe once told me that skiing on parabolics is like getting a blowjob from a gay guy, it feels good until you look down.

 
^ i agree. ever noticed that most of the oakley team rides armadas? (session 1242, perhaps?) and even if it was a scam, your screename has armada in it, so if you're so concerned i suggest you pick a new name...

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..................I saw this too but I...... didn't give a flying fuck. Honestly even if oakley wants everyone to buy armada WHO GIVES A SHIT. Fuck watch the Oakley video you'll see lots of other brands in there. Does it mean something????? WHO THE FUCK CARES?

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If Armada was owned by Oakley I wouldn't be tooling around in my 4 banger, mexican ass 2 wheel drive Tacoma named Pepé.

I'd be rolling in a lifted 4wd V8 Extended cab Tundra with a super charger, and a High output 800 Summit REV sitting in the bed.

But Armada isn't owned by Oakley, so I'm stuck with Pepé.

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Does Pepé say 'Wroom wroom'?

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I was going to delte this thread until dave's post... that was great. haha

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'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
i don't get where the word scam comes into this

but i think its because armada is a huge sponsor for the film along with oakley

 
LEVIN NEEDS A RAISE!! ...Dave playing this whole pepe thing is kinda funny, hes actually one of the richest ballers in newport

 
LEVIN NEEDS A RAISE!! ...Dave playing this whole pepe thing is kinda funny, hes actually one of the richest ballers in newport

 
dave needs a pay cut. he doesnt' deserve to have such a damn sweet job.

-Pat Melvin

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'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
what colour is Pepe'? (don't have a french thingy on my keyboard)

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my guess is burnt orage, rust brown, of shit yellow.

-Pat Melvin

WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
or one of those tacomas thats purple, but the drivers always say are 'blue'

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Oakley isn't buying Armada. They're buying Tanner. He's in all of their ads splatered accross the country and one their website mroe times thatn you can shake a stick at. If he was skiing for Fischers, Oakley'd have their whole crew on Airstyles.

 
if you ask me, it's a conspiracy. plain and simple. if you look at the aircraft found in roswell, you'll see a little but noticable armada logo incased in what looks like a oakly shaped figure...

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
levin needs a handjob for his smaller pepe

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