Nutting Youself

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Anyone here not able to pro-create because of rail damage? Today i aired off of an ice chunk to disaster and i forgot to turn 90.....lost my penis on impact

 
Ouch that hurts. Oncee I did that, ,now Im invincible ;)

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
i racked on an s rail on the second c and slid it on my balls, backwards even

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Lord of the Macaroni
 
i can slide some pretty big rails, and i have never ever nutted myself, i fall to the side.

COC sesh E
 
yeah nuttin yourself is the worst, but i always seem to fall to the side, and fuck up my ribs and right knee

'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L
 
ive taken quite a few rails between the legs but ive never actually got me nuts, i always end up with wicked bruises on my inner thigh though

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
yeah i got the inner thigh, but that still hurts a lot. At least the rail didn't nick my balls though

''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line

 
the worst is fallin on ur hip multiple times, that shit can kill u

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Lord of the Macaroni
 
ive fallen with the rail between my legs on high rails twice, but i never got my nuts.

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Teddy Knape

TeddyKnape@sbcglobal.net

 
yeah fallin on your hip alot hurts

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
hip is bad,2 years i fell on my hip right before a little comp and i couldnt compete

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
my friends and i were hopped on on red bull and any other substance we could find one day and they dared me to 50-50 a rainbow. i was bored of the shitty jumps we have around here, so i said what the hell, why not? haha, i now have a very very good reason why not. one of my friends brother is a really good bmx biker and some how nutted himself and tore open his sac. he's ok now, but says nothing hurt like that did

i ride a 153 cuz im tiny, not cuz im gay. next year im getting a 165 or 169
 
Yeah i got busted on the very top of the 'step it up' rail at COC and its a flatbar with a barrel on either side so i slammed it about as hard as was possible crushed my nuts and busted both thighs haha.

Whistler, june 25th to july 25th, catch me up there!!
 
i have fallen twice on one hip and one once on an my right hip all on one week it hurt reall bad

'I did a corked front flip'-My friend on a trampolin after i tried corked 3s
 
my friend is stupid so i convinced him to try getting a lot of air and doing a safety onto the rail so he does it but forgets to turn... all on camera, you can hear his balls nail it but he says they didnt hit

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

 
the hip thing ruined my season this year, apparently whenever i fall, whether off rails, lincolns, or anything, i landed on my left hip, it was hella bruised and sore for a month, and a lil swollen, and i didnt know i had a severe hematoma until i landed ON the rail on my hip, and it swelled up for a month and was completely black and blue and ughhhh was so painful

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Do you enjoy coitus Mr. Lebowski?

Huh?

Coitus. Sex, intercourse, the act of love.

Oh, you mean coitus?
 
haha there should be some way so that your balls arent situated like where ud land to prevent sacking yourself

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
you should consider yourself lucky bristolrider,you cant nut yourself cuz your balls havent dropped yet,

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
i've had many close encounters with tremb's 40 foot rainbow thingy and the camel, i got those fuckers between the legs but didn't nut because i have like some auto-leg closing system integrated into my legs which saves my life but rapes my leg

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
someone in another thread recommended a cup. that doesn't sound like a bad idea if you ever want to have kids. it might chafe a little bit but i think the pain it would save would be worth it. Plus you could have someone kick you in the junk with a ski boot and just laugh at them

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
ive never gotten nutted and i do some pretty burly rails but i land on my hips

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
i landed a perfect 5 saftey this year and my saggy balls slapped up against my choda,and i fell to the ground in agony

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
i'm gonna create a cup with a plate mounted on the outside that is in the shape of a rail so i can continue to slide the rail on my cup. that would be great.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
WIfreeskier that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard of, but it sounds like it'd work so do it up

RES

Just say f*** it and huck it.
 
oh man, i hate it when your nuts just bang around when you flatland a jump..i did that really badly this year..like seriously all the way flat and i was in so much agony i almost cried

The lunatic is in my head...

 
I have done it twice, but never while skiing. Once skateboarding and once snowskating. Hurts like a mother. Hitting a rail on your tailbone kills also. That I have done skiing.

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Andrew

$DONTATE$

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
 
what do you underachievers have to worry about, your wangs are all too small to be a large enough target for a rail to castrate you. Maybe one day you'll grow into a big boy

 
word to all the people with hip injuries. i spent 90% of last season with a black hip, whenever it started to heal i'd fall on it again. definitely a pain in the ass.

 
at least you still have snow. less than 2 months to camp...

CoC camp, that is.

like 3 months till other camps.

like 1 month till water ramping.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
but like when you dont nail you bals but only crush youre dick you can like feel the vains burstin and when you get off theres some nasty warm fluid feeling in there and it aint piss. this happened on my fist rainbow attemps and i un-90ed at the top and well you know the rest.

 
I've never crunched my nust on a rail but i've definitely had my fair share of flat landing nut slaps. We call it nutlash, somewhat effective term.

 
Ihaven't sacked my self on a rail but quite a few times i've taking hard bails and sacked my self on my poles or my own skis.

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
 
one day my one binding was lose(didnt know at the time) and every time i hit this one rail my ski fell off and fell flat on my nuts four times in one day it sucked

freeskier
 
just use a plastic spoon from the canteen,i use those all the time

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
i was doing a 50-50 on a trap rail , and i fell sideways, and to avoid racking my nuts, i took it to my knee, it hurt for another 2 weeks.

a friend of mine was climbing over an electric chicken fence, and the ground was muddy, he slipped and split the chicken fence while it was on. he came to school, walking like he had a crap in his pants, threatening us if we told any girls what really happened

Skateboarding isnt harder then rollerblading, it just has a slower learning curve because everytime you fall, you have to chase your skateboard to the other side of the skatepark
 
i planted my pole after landing a jump and hit myself in the nuts

''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line

 
nutlash--i finally have something to call it now--sometimes the snow isn't fast enough at copper and i will hit the first jump as hard and fast as i can and still land flat and now i can yell out 'nutlash!' in a slightly higher pitched voice

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
just keep in mind it probably isnt as bad ass shannon schads nutting in SM2

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
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