Nutted on a 5 foot tall rail

Them there trolls be gettin in here. Gettin in here real quiet, like the kind of quiet you only get at a golf course. In winter.. Yeah and them there trolls be trollin like a fisherman who forgot his wallet at home and had to drive home only to forget what he forgot. Them there trolls have a taste of your innocence. Like they're some kind of food critic. You know? Like, maybe, in a magazine. Or some sort of publication process, that works with paper and trees. BUT THE TROLLS LIVE IN THE GOD DAMN TREES, SO STOP FEEDING THEM MAGAZINES, LEAVE YOUR WALLET AT HOME IF YOU HAVE TO, AND FOR GOD SAKES STOP INVITING ME TO GOLF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WINTER.

but seriously folks, the internet isn't real.
 
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