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PhattTim

PhattTim

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Did you guys know that your balls are lop-sided so that they don't smash together when you walk?? weird huh.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
Ya, balls are smart, they rise up if it's cold, and stuff like that.

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
that is really weird, where did u find that out

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart

-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
It was in my mates' university biology book, pretty crazy huh, I was like whoa, that's totally shibby, it's mad sweet.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
Geeze! If everybody on earth was as smart as my testicals, we'd be living in a Utopia...although slightly saggy...

 
thats wierd i've never noticed that before..

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
sonofabitch, thats crazy, your nuts are always slightly colder than the rest of your body too, cuz it produces sperm better

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
i thought they were warmer, or like the general area is.

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
most of the time they are colder

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
yeh man thats what im talkin about like when you put your hands down there to heat them up

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
HAHAHA

yeah i knew that.

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
wow, some people need to pay attention more in biology class eh? this is all really basic stuff...like elementary school basic.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
connected to optic nerve?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
haha, I never took biology ever so yeah, I just learnt that in university, haha, all good though, weeeeeee

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
my balls bang together when i walk.....but i guess dat's jus cuz dey sooo damn huge

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
my balls are....uh....colder

anyone realize that they arent round either, theyre more like uh, very oval shaped. i tried to switch the sides they were on once but it didnt work, it hurt

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
HAHAHA, nipe, LOL!!! not good!! HAHAHA, but funny, haha, that's some mad shiz, lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
all this sounds painful...... i didnt know there were 'sides' to whatever holds your balls in...

~*~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~*~

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I love Stevie! :D

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aim name: BlinkBabe182x6
 
Scrotum. Scrotum holds your balls in. I learned that from a video in fourth grade. I also learned that big boys were supposed to put on deoderant from that same video. It was something like 'The Joys of Puberty'.

What has 100 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?

-My zipper

There's an old saying down on the bayou...Blehhh!!!
 
oh lord, tell that to this one guy i was forced to dance with one time...... jeeze he smelled like the underside of a rotten......something.... eew..... he was SMELLY...... eewies

~*~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~*~

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I love Stevie! :D

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aim name: BlinkBabe182x6
 
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