Nude beach dilema

D-HAWK

D-HAWK

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Alright so me and my buddy skynight were discussing how it would be nice at a nude beach.

BUT..

When you pop a chubby and are laying in the sand all naked, what do you do..

roll over and hide it or fly it proud for all to see?
 
"so if i pop a boner do i gotta dig a hole and role over, or should i just let my flag fly" - eurotrip
 
If you pop a boner you realise you're gay or just plain gross because there's 10 old fat guys and 1 old fat woman at the nude beach.
 
yea i was in florida at a public beach, and i saw this bitch without her top on, but i didnt realize her gender until she stood up... i guess thats why she was allowed to be topless, nobody knew she wasnt a man until she sat up.
 
i thought goin to a nude beach was gunna be awesome..so i whent on a cruise with my parents to st maarten and all of the beaches there are nude...awesome right?? well it turns out that the only people that ever get naked are the old fat ass people because they dont realy care. its gross i thought i was gunna be with realy hot young european girls...but i was wrong...
 
i think its considered pretty rude to stare at people or not make an attempt to be discreet about your boner at nude beaches. not sure tho
 
put suntan lotion on it.

there's plenty of hotties to check out at the nude beaches in miami, but if you do stare it's really creepy, and you'll be considered a sketchball. so dont stare, just take a few looks.

metaphor= if you eat a few oreos in milk, they're a nice treat. If you eat a box of oreos in milk, you're a fatass.
 
hahahaha i know right where your talking about its called Gayhead, i fish right off that and theres some fucking bigguns
 
not necessarily. It depends where you are. In Spain there's tons of hot chicks, so I guess if you didn't know anyone there and are very comfortable with yourself then yeah man stick it our there, i mean thats what nude beaches are for right?
 
I have been to 3 nude beaches, in spain, and trust me getting a boner is really hard(no pun) to get because at everybeach there is always like 10 times more fat, old people then there are young hot ladies, so any time of hard on you might get is quickly distinguished by the old fat (totally unshaven, I actually never saw dick or pussy at this beach because no one shaves!!!, except for this one occasion, I saw a really fuckin hot chick around my age, pube less, walk right in front of me).
 
I have been to 3 nude beaches, in spain, and trust me getting a boner is really hard(no pun) to get because at everybeach there is always like 10 times more fat, old people then there are young hot ladies, so any time of hard on you might get is quickly distinguished by the old fat (totally unshaven, I actually never saw dick or pussy at this beach because no one shaves!!!, except for this one occasion, I saw a really fuckin hot chick around my age, pube less, walk right in front of me).
 
I have been to 3 nude beaches, in spain, and trust me getting a boner is really hard(no pun) to get because at everybeach there is always like 10 times more fat, old people then there are young hot ladies, so any time of hard on you might get is quickly extinguished by the old fat (totally unshaven, I actually never saw dick or pussy at this beach because no one shaves!!!, except for this one occasion, I saw a really fuckin hot chick around my age, pube less, walk right in front of me).
 
i went to gayhead with my cousins, or aquinnah as people prefer to call it....and we saw the nude beach while fishing and my 11 year old cousin just sat down abruptly and took his jacket off and put it over his lap. i like half lost my shit but i didn't wanna make a scene and embarrass the fuck out of him
 
haha i went to a nude beach once, i was walking and these two guys were watching me, i got a little creeped out but they walked over and were HOT so i let it slide. haha we talked for a little bit and one of the guys started getting a boner, i was kinda flattered.
 
I've only been to topless beaches in southern France. It was pretty sick and while there are some nasty chicks there are also some very hot ones. We were 12-13 and one of my friends busted a bone, it was too funny.
 
i went to a nude beach in sandy hook on the jersey shore, it was awesome haha. There weren't really any hot girls or anything but it was funny to be naked all day, swim naked, and play pro katahdin naked. Sick day
 
personally it takes more than a quick flash of boobies to make me pop a bone, didnt have a problem when i was chillen in europe, it is pretty sick actually to be rocking out naked all day and just having normal conversations with nude girls, obviously you get a few great looks but like they guy said you cant be staring etc and you are in public, not quite the same atmosphere as being alone with a naked lady. It helped that we had decently hot chicks that came with us though so other girls our age were not creeped out by us and would come play boccee ball etc. Oh wear a shit load of suntun lotion though, i got burnt (not my nob thank god) and i put it on all the time but it washes off wicked fast if your playing in the surf.
 
Well, this dilema is not vary original,but if your me its so big all the babes see it from a mile away. And you should just hide your little wily. (JK)
 
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