NS! Your Zodiac sign HAS changed...

still reppin this beast

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the new horoscope only applies to people born on 1/1/11 and after. your horoscope has to do with the way the stars were situated on your birthday, now that there are new stars they had to change the dates because of the new placements of stars.
 
wat the fuck i used to be a libra AND a scorpio 2 of the most badass things on there now im a god damn virgo this is horse shit who says this is true
 
tttttthhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss

scopio was badass

now we're a fucking scale

unless the scale tips in our favor in which case it's ballin as hell ;)
 
reminds me of a weird al song.

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely

that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have

a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,

but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions

are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have

to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

 
My friend studies the stars as a hobby, she brought up a valid point.

Quoted from her on Skype.

"i was born in cancer which makes me cancer from the day i was born, it doesnt change our sign, it makes us a different position of the sky.

it means we are in a different place it doesnt mean our signs have changed"

Apparently only affects people from 2009 on.

+1 for aries

 
i dont give a fuck... i used to be Sagittarius now im some other thing i cant pronounce. i am one day away from not being part of the calender and that makes me mad because that would be badass.
 
ha same dude. the only thing people can do now is not make more threads about this or do anything to spread the news. this didnt happen.
 
EVERYONE STOP WORRYING!

the change only applies to those born after 2009. so we're all good.
 
Thank god I'm still Aquarius, not some gay-ass goat sonofabitch Capricorn. Now excuse me as I party so fucking hard I throw up stars

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