i was a meager ns noob when i saw the bright blue lettering of Store(New) under the home tab. i clicked and instantly saw my soon to be favorite shirt ever, the green ns shirt. but, you were sold out, i decided i wanted to rep ns so badly that i purchased the yellow shirt in hopes that its awesomeness would surpass that of the green shirt. i also decided i wanted to add some spice to my computer, my skis, and pretty much every piece of sticker-suitable material i own, so i added the standard sticker pack to my cart. i sacrificed some good money out of my paypal account to an unsure cause on my part. i knew the site was high on the bro status scale yet i didn't know how reliable jason was in his little office.
my new ns gear suddenly became sort of a fixation, i hadn't received any new packages recently and i was hoping for something to come soon. within about a week, i had a shiny yellow envelope handed to me by the overweight postmistress who will, one day, go postal on me for shipping infinite numbers of large packages and skis. she tossed the package across the counter and i knew from the feel of the package in my hands that it was my shirt and sticker pack.
i galloped home like a child running towards an ice cream truck and tore the package open sending stickers flying everywhere. i donned my new shirt and instantly felt as though i could throw a double cork 12 while punching tom wallisch in the face 9 times. i have yet to do both things, but when i do, rest assured, i will be sporting my ns tee. the fit was slender and perfect, it slid on my frame and i instantly knew that yellow was way cooler than green. in my fascination with my shirt i did not notice the pile of rectangles in all different colors and sizes. i began to look over these remarkably clean die cuts and i counted 37 stickers when i was expecting about 10.
i must say, the ns store lived up to my hopes and erased my doubts, and the shirt has made me the coolest person ever, i can now bench 6 reps of 400 pounds, i need pepper spray to keep the young ladies from trampling me, and my skills at playing the final countdown on the kazookeyleyle have skyrocketed. jason and the ns store, i thank you