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CJHski

CJHski

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so one time i woke up inside of a whale and i was holding a rope.............

(just Go along with it, it should be funny)
 
"how strange," I say. "You're a real boy now....unless you mean what I think you mean."

Pinocchio said...
 
A long time ago, there was an island off the coast of Russia. The Russians decided it would be a good idea to inslave these islanders and make them work in the newly discovered land, Uh-Lah-Skuh. So the Russians sent over an army of tyrants to capture these islander people. Now this was before the island was called Japan. At the time the island was called Feeeeeekeodeo.

So the russians come over to capture these primative people. On the way over to Uh-Lah-Skuh, the Feeeeeekeodeo people were forced to dwell in small, cramped areas on the ship for 6 months. Afterwards when they got to Uh-Lah-Skuh, they worked and worked for centuries.

Then, one day, Chuck Norris came and battled all the Russians and drove them back to Russia. The Feeeeeekeodeo people didn't know what to do.

So they started reproducting.

But what was there to reproduce with?

So they found a nearby dog, and noticed that their little Feeeeeekeodeo wieners fit convieneintly in the dog's clam, so they decided to create a "super species."

Centuries later, this "super-species" are known as Native Alaskans, and do nothing but sit around a drink.

This is how the Feeeeeekeodeo got the ability to curl up into a ball and hibernate for any period of time, and how natives were created.

The End
 
call up CJHski and your like yo whats crackin bro and hes like nada just making a wanna be mad libs thread on ns and you say,
 
then after viewing the thread they came to an almighty conclusion that NOONE CARES.

and that mattyb753 id s great big honkey and that his punishment should be......
 
locked himself in his room, and wrote deadly romantic poems for his girlfriend. Then he jammed with his band till the break of dawn witht the new lyrics...
 
and then learned that people do not respect you for the amount of cuts on your wrist, but for the number of times you actually kill yourself. So go get some respect Deadly_Romantic! and then the poor emo asshole finally decided to
 
play with his weiner for the first time at age 30 while looking at a picture of kiera knightly, then he relized that he liked..........
 
the killer sloth started a gang called "slosh posh" they were the illest gang of the upper west side....
 
because they were too cool for Gunz. The only gunz they had were biceps and their super sharp talons that could rip the face off an iron elephant. One day while cruisin' around the west syde ghetto of costa rica, they...
 
of satan's knapsack where my 7th grade english teacher taught me how to spell the word "sea" correctly thus making sentences readible on the first attempt. After which I shot her in the shin which put her on the floor. I release a hoarde of gangsta rhinos to trample her ass, then had my gangsta gang of sloths stash her body, take her keys, switch out the plates on her car, and we all went to In-N-Out burger together. At In-N-Out burger we saw...
 
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