NS- Photoshop the shit out of this pic

crazyfuck

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i want to clear something up right off the bat. i'm high as shit right now. i just wanted to get that out there before we get going, but also keep that in mind when you look at the picture... i'm high as shit and i just stumbled upon it. yes, it was extremely intense.

so, seeing as it's welcome weekend at NMU, a bunch of people have been posting new pics on facebook. being a single, lonely, and overly horny guy, i have a habit of browsing said pics in hopes of finding some sweet bikini shots (batting .000) and i tend to focus on girls i've previously fucked into wheelchairs. this being the case tonight, i was flipping through the pics of a redhead i'd had extensive sexual relations with (to be PC) my sophomore and junior years at NMU and stumbled upon the gem you will find below. now, the girl i was fortunate enough to pwn is in the back, second from the left... i think that's right... second from the left... ok, it's not the girl on the far left, but the next one in. some of them bitches are ugly as sin, so i don't want any mix-ups. girl was a f-r-e-a-k, btw. good shit. anyway, i can't even begin to describe what it was like to suddenly have this image plastered across my screen. there isn't even a word to describe it. i'd make one up, but when i tried, i got off topic and zoned out for about three minutes and forgot what i was doing. so, without further ado...

(jesus, i hope this works...)

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you don't smoke, do you? if you do, not enough. go get a couple blunts, have some tanq and tonic, and THEN look at that shit. if i had photoshop or paint (no ms paint... long story), i'd be drawing all kinds of cocks and shit. since i can't, there has to be some bored kid out there who also wants to draw cocks all over that nutty girl and i'm trying to give them the opportunity. stop hating on the ugly girls, you douche. they need their moment in the spotlight, too.
 
haha, no, honestly. i was just SUPER high and found that pic. the redhead and i are still really good friends, so this isn't a personal attack or anything... i just feel like shaming her :)
 
took me like an hour to do... but worths it... and no jokes i was sure that you had photoshoped the girl under the girl you "pwned" hahahaha wow

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