NS personals....

skier_chick_360

skier_chick_360

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NEEDED: a date for my senior prom... 18-20 good lookin roughly 6', good lookin who knows how to have a good time!!

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Girl All The bad Guys Want!

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Boys are like Clothes... Highly Over-rated!!!
 
wouldnt 18 to 20 be a little old for a senior prom? the kids at my prom were ages 15-18

caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins
 
omg if NSpersonals was an actual thing....... it'd be cool.....

anyway, sorry, can't help.... not in teh age bracket.....

and i think 180's right..... isnt that a little old for a senior prom?

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*Go Big or Go Home*

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yeah i fit all those requirments, the question is whats in it for me

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'-petek

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
yeah, it might healp if you said where..

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
what if ure 44?

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
id still stick it in her butt

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
then you're a pedifile, or you have no life.i don't think anyone over the age of 30 should be hanging around on a chat room

Seize the carp
 
lol, papa i'm 17

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
im 32........whats the big deal?

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
didnt u just say you were 19?

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
shhhuuuuttttt uuuppppppp......

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
sorry petek, i wasn't calling you a pedifile, i was just replying to your post what if you're 44 and i answered it

Seize the carp
 
im 2 inches hard,how about me baby

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
^and he likes threesomes! Lateralis is the man!

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-JefF-

Dave Likes Kittens.

*Viva La Ressistance!*

Punk isn't a style of music, it's a state of mind.

Rock and roll...
 
ha what a great, useless thread, ahh cheese.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

The worlds only creative post whore.
 
suck my kiss

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
im 7 foot with gigantic size 15 feet...i have terets syndrome, and i'm perfect for you....oh yeah, did i mention im a transexual? pick me

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
yeah where you are would help, but id go even though i dotn fit the requirements

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
seriously...there should be a personals section. that would be fun

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

 
I'm too old, too short and too good looking. Sorry.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
im too young too short and too good looking (damn rebel your comin up with some good ones)

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
haha thats funny jay. because aeden and i decided you would be the best person to take to prom./ you and dave pauls. and since dave lives in whistler now. and well you only live in ottawa we picked you as the best person to go from ns.(oh aeden lives in southern ontario by the way)

im out
 
HAHA...thats all I have to say

CMc - *NSFD*

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
if daves going to anyones prom, itll be MINE haha

can you picture him in a tux?? i really cant lol aww dave

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
I'm flattered *blushes*

Leaving Ottawa is outside my budget though. *still blushing* It sucks being a poor student.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
why the HELL would you put whatever you said about '6 feet'

FUCK i hate girls. i mean shallow people.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
Brody the reason I put roughly 6' is because I'm already 5'9 and I have 3 inch heels... And what I learned from my ex guys arent always 110% comfortable when the girl is taller then them! But then again look at Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman

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Girl All The bad Guys Want!

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Boys are like Clothes... Highly Over-rated!!!
 
yeah for sure,i like 3somes and yes i have a 2 inch penis!! any takers?

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
ahhh......sexamacation. figure that one out and i will give you a biscut.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

The worlds only creative post whore.
 
WANTED: Blonde, fairly large breasts, 3 ft tall, flat head

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
My idea of a good time is hooking 2 optical mice up to one computer and watching the cursor go ape shit when their light interferes. yeah.

 
Quaz man, you knnow how to party!

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
hey man I'm gonna try that mouse thing...awesome!

oh yeah I'm looking fro a beautiful girl with nice boobies and nice ass, did I mention horney? and fun to be around...a little help here would be fine

Thank you for reading my post,

have a nice day :)

***the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

****I don't just huck, I suck

***Actually my name isn't even James!

****Hugs not drugs!

***can't we all just get along?

****I hate hate

***visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!

****I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!

***the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!

****How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!

***Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.

****Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'

guy up front (while raising hand): right here!

***Don't drop your pocket!

****I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread

***stuhalverson:9slickjamesjik, your signature is to damn long!!! eliminate the spaces or something.

****conceptkid: nah, i think this forum sux becuase of slickjames and his completely gay sig. shorten it up and people might start coming back. I think montana is pretty sick for skiing, maybe not in missoula but in whitefish for sure. Im gonna stick with montana skiing and no waiting in lines at lifts

***linechick1260: james after reading your signature i forgot what the post was about....that means its too long...

Don't hate me because of my signature!
 
hey im down even if your taller than me on one condition, you gotta be hot

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
Wait, Steph you already asked me to go with you! So now there would be you, me, and Dave. Now believe me, I'm down with the funky shit, but I dunno about this...

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NS Naked Club
 
you WISH matt...

but wait, theres TONS of room in the limo, no worries haha

*it all comes down to whoever dances the best or has the best pick up lines..

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
I'm still just flattered that I'm considered in the same pool as Dave Paul. He's so dreamy.... and I'm not even gay.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
um right. so heres the thing. i think it would be nice if maybe dave would go with me...his gf to prom...

'...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...'
 
i dunno stacey...i think youll have to fight me for dave....but wait..didnt you already have prom?hmm...looks like im still in the lead...

jks..dont kill me, hes still yours!!lol

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
Stacey, I'd be more than willing to take you to the prom. I'm not as dreamy as Dave is, but I'll still sleep with you! ..... I mean uhhhh

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
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