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It has come to my attention that due to the global nature of this site and the propensity of the contributors to use filthy slang terms unique to their regions there is a not inconsiderable level of confusion around what various terms mean

And I quote 'Taking Skull, is that like when you have trouser-tent or something?' (Comment provided by Little Cletus McDungball, Mydaddymarriedhissisterville, Deep Apalachians)

As such, please post suitable translations for all you slang terms for future reference.

Here are some risque examples from the UK, please follow suit with more

Sink the Bismark - Sexual intercourse

Pork pylon, ham howitzer, purple headed womb ferret, nob - all terms for penis

One-eyed weeping bald mans hood - foreskin

Syphon the python - go pee pee

Drop the kids off at the pool - go poop poop

 
how about turtle pokin (when you are tryin to hold hold back takin a shit like when youre thinkin about droppin a fat cliff or something)

 
downloading (to a toilet)

and fat marks...what are fat marks?

are they like stretch marks? cause I live with 7 girls all over 170..and the only marks they have are stretch marks.

 
Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that was feckin awesome

7 girls over 170

I am piissing myself

ahahahahahahahahaha

 
i love the turtle pokin thats fuckin awesome. its also called preriee doggin it. IN and OUT!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
haha, sheeeeet fat girls suck.

and it's not just dropping the kids off at the pool, it's 'dropping the cosby kids off at the pool'

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
i happen to like 'suck a man off' when referring to yourself, but when trying to get friends a piece, it's 'suck my man off'

does anywhere else use these terms...and i don't think anybody has any questions about what it means

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
LOL Downloading...thats the best of all time

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
just read my skiing lingo and definition articles and you'll have a better idea, haha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
 
Bearded axe-wound = name for pussy

'shes a butter chick - she has an awesome body but-her face!'usually followed up by either 'she won't mind a paper bag during sex' or 'just root her only in the dark'

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Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as getting AIDS

There is no 'I' in TEAM but there are 5 'I's in INDIVIDUAL BRILLIANCE

 
yea chinsy.. also jewish.. (I don't use that one) hardcore (crazy) jam (balls) hes a jar (funny) I gadda bunch

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
Bald Taco - shaved pussy

Bearded Clam - hairy pussy

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-Dan

''An object at rest cannot be stopped!''

 
Cock-sucking ass raping shit eating mother fucking dick faced asshole - The dude who stole my fucking icon. Whatever the hell your name is....get your own.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
Everything I say = I like boobies!

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Vote rebel!

'Can you move your fazooli? I don't have reverse.' - M. Harvey
 
DROP THE KIDS OFF AT SCHOOL!!!

HAHAHAH FUCK THAT HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA

Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew

Ill urban jibs is what we do

People barf, when we throw down

Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
 
that would be 'at the pool'

fucken retard.

WHAT?

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I mean, come on people.

You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.

 
Here is some more slang - this time from our fine Austrailian Brethren

Aussi Slang:

I'm hungry:

'I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies.'

'I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.'

'So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread.'

'I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair.'

'So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck.'

I'm thirsty:

'I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger.'

'I'm drier than a nuns nasty.'

'I'm dry as a f**k with no foreplay.'

'I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat.'

'I'm as dry as a bulls bum going up a hill backwards.'

'I'm drier than an Arab's fart.'

I need to go for a pee:

'Gonna drain me dragon.'

'My back teeth are floating.'

'Need to syphon the python.'

'Takin' the kids to the pool.'

'I got to take a snakes hiss.'

'Gotta go have a slash.'

'Gonna go water a horse.'

'I'm off to drain the main vein.'

'Time to splatter the bladder.'

'I'm dying for a piss so bad I can taste it.'

'Shake hands with the wife's best friend.'

I need to do a poo:

'I gotta go give birth to a Kiwi.'

'I'm takin' a stroll to the gravy bowl.'

'It was like giving birth to Kim Beasly.'

'Off to the bog to leave an offering.'

'Time to snap off a grogan.'

'Have to hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave.'

'I'm gonna strangle a brownie.'

'There's a brown dog barking at the back door.'

'I'm going to give birth to your twin.'

'Need to choke a brown dog.'

'I've freed Nelson Mandela.'

'Going for a Rodney.'

'Taking out the garbage.'

'I gotta back one out.'

'Release the Chocolate hostage'

'i gotta lay some cables for telstra'

Vomit:

'Calling for George.'

'I was driving the porcelain bus this morning.'

'I left him a lawn pizza.'

'Toss a tiger on the carpet.'

'Gotta go Ralph'

Insults:

'I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.'

'Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!'

'About as useful as tits on a bull.'

'You must be the world's only living brain donor.'

'He's a few wanks short of an orgasm.'

'She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.'

'He had a head on him like a sucked mango.'

'May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.'

'He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.'

'So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!'

'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.'

'Pull your lip over your head and swallow!'

'As ugly as a hat full of arseholes.'

'If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards.'

'Got a face like a bashed in shit can.'

'Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground.'

'Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arse.'

'Couldn't organise a f**k in a brothel with a fist full of fifties.'

'About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition.'

'I'll kick your bum till your nose bleeds!'

'A stubbie short of a six pack.'

'Seen better heads in a piss trough.'

'You're as handy as shit on a stick.'

'Tighter than a fish's arse.'

'So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.'

'Face like a smashed crab.'

'As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.'

'He could talk a dog off a meatwagon.'

'F**ked in the head.'

'You've got a head like a half-eaten pastie.'

'He wouldn't go two rounds with a revolving door.'

'Mate, she's as rough as a pigs breakfast.'

'Your face is like a twisted ugg boot.'

'He's got a face like a cat licking shit off a thistle.'

'She's been hit with the ugly stick too many times.'

'She's two pick handles wide.'

'An arse like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag.'

'As ugly as a bag of spanners.'

'You've got a head like a dropped pie.'

'He thinks his shit don't stink, but his farts give him away.'

'I wish his dad had settled for a blow job.'

'Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.'

'Your the load your mother should have swallowed'

'If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it.'

'Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deck chairs.'

'As thick as two short planks!'

'you got a head like a busted watermelon'

Compliments:

'Ya bloods worth bottling!'

'He's True Blue.'

I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

 
bbbbbbbahahahaha, absolutely grand, ahahahahah, second place in a shovel fight

stunning brother, stunning.....

Everybody to the limit!
 
The best is easily

'You're the load your Mother should have swallowed'

there is no comeback to an insult like that!

I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

 
these are slang names for...well you know.

Deer Hoof

Golden Arches

Moose Knuckle

Cats Paw

Mule Nose

Yo Yo Smuggler

Mumbler (Aussie)

Beef Curtains

Meat Drapes

Piss Curtains

Snake & Eggs (men's)

Dinner Roll

Crotch Waffle

Piss Fenders

Mudflaps

Good Old Crack

Gunt

Melvin

Dove Breast

Brakepads

Vertical Smile

Fatlips

Vedgie

Slurpy

Vacuum Vulva

Pastrami Flaps

Hot Tamaki Walk

Tuna Taco

Buffalo Gums

Rooster Jaws

Wagon Ruts

Beaver Teeth

Mumble Pants (Sweden)

Ninja Boot

Whisker Biscuits

Vertical Bacon Sandwich

Marcia (Aussie)

Skin Canoe

Fatty

Mossy Jaw

The Big W

Chia Hole

Lip Jeans

Beetle Hood

Hungry Minge

Sausage Wallet

Moose Paw

Front Bottom

Velvet Love Pocket

Welly Top

Hefty Cleft

Frum

Pancake Fold

Tongue Roll

Bologna Flap-Over

Furrogi (Poland)

Fortune Nookie (China)

Bearded Taco

Fur Burger

Calamari Cockring

Displabia

Slot Pocket

Bluntfrunt

Fishamjig

Pole Magnet

Pocket Pie

Clamarama

 
Gunt is not the actual female part.

ITs a bulge sometimes seen in the trousers between the gut and the c*nt hence 'gunt'

Regards

The BAWB

I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

 
also known in North America as the FUPA, aka, Fat Upper Pussy Area

please excuse my language.....and Bawbs

Everybody to the limit!
 
HER 'FUPA'

WHAT THE FUCK...

THATS GREAT!!!!!

can i cuddle your Fupa? hahahahhaha

Bwaahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahahahaaaaa

I love gymnastics and trampolines but nothing beats a 'Gymnastic Tramp' for fun

 
dude, you put your icon in the link to choose an icon, it's your fault..and I got that tattoo on my chest, over my heart, so you can get a new one asshole...don't be insulting people you don't know

hint hint.

'Im a pimp. A good pimp. Im so good, I can pimp your mom to the pope.' - skipimp
 
Sepo - Australian slang for americans, it's a long story

Steaming the trough - taking a piss

Whopper w/ Cheese - a 200lb chick w/ a yeast infection

That is all, it is hard to follow the work of bawb

 
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