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get like 4 bottles of shaving GEL. put them in your freezer overnight. then the next day, take a can opener, and open up the bottom of the container. Take the little cylender shaped shaving gel grenades, and put all 4 of them in a closet, dryer, or some other inclosed space.

they thaw out, and expand like mad. so when they open the closet, it's filled to the ceiling with shaving gel.

it will also mask the smell of the salmon under the fridge until it's nice and ripe
 
hmmm...i would like to elaborate on the washer/drier idea...PULL A KRAMER!! put a bag of cement in each...mix well... and let it set. 1...they wont ever use the washer dryer...and 2.they most likley will never get it out of the house due to it weighing well over 300lbs. each...im telling you this will be major pwnage.

and also...the fish under the fridge idea is good. but a better version of it would take of the vent cover, and stuff a fish into the duct work/behind(inbetween) a wall...that way,..the smell will transfer throughout the house...
 
piss in their gas tank. the piss wont burn so the only way to fix it is to drain the engine. release termites a week after they move in. the day you leave get a skunk and put it somewhere in the house.
 
use porno as wall paper and use contact cement so they well have fun getting it off

um what else cement in the washers well work well
 
i don't think anyone said this one yet but it is gold. get wirecutters. Turn off the power in your old house. go to all outlets unscrew them cut the wire and screw it back on, do the same with light switches.
 
take big shits on random shit

like on the tv...

fridge

and put meat and fish all over the place where they wont find it
 
put shit in the ground so they stub there toes alot, put shitty sticker that when there pulled up leave a mess, leave water on the hardwood floors, piss somewhere gross, shit somewhere gross, spill milk somewhere gross,fill up alot of your urine and spill it places. break glass everywhere
 
buy a big ass salmon from the store and hide it in a floor or a wall.

disconnect the electrical lines to the wall plugs.

change the wires on the fans so the turn the wrong way

its pretty easy
 
honestly this one is dick but it will be so fitting cus they seem like dicks.

goto your local fish store, buy as much as you can afford. Put it in every nook/cranny you can find. and I am not talking under a chair or some shit.

I am talking like ducttape pieces to the undersides of rarely use cupboards. Just think of the most hard to get to places and put chunks in them.

It will fuck with them for the next few months and they can't prove shit because it rots away and turns to dust in about 3 months time. And if you hide it well enough your set.

Just don't use any pieces that have bone cus bone leaves evidence.
 
ive always wondered what would happen if you epoxied all the windows shut and shoved roadkill down the air vents....... that way they have no way of cooling down in the summer
 
fish is the popular idea but its kinda stupid there probably gonna have dirty cunt in there house anyways sooo its inevitable
 
hopefully your ski press is all good.

change the thermostat on the hot water heater so it dont make hot water - then put a sign next to it saying 'Do not touch - will void warranty" so they wont know how to get it going again and will look like dicks when they have to call someone in.

Try to get their mail redirected (could be hard without ID etc)

buy some mice and let them loose in the house so they stay around for a while

put in noise complaints about them - constantly

Watch Home Alone - and do all those things as well

 
sneak into there house and put a horses head in there bed.

hide fish in the house

take a wrench to one of the water pipes

screw all remaining furnature into the ground.
 
pour powdered milk all over their lawn. then when they try ti wash it off with a hose it will just turn into milk and seep into the lawn. it wil eventually curdle and smell terrbile for a month or two, depending on how much you use... i know a kid that did this to another kid that he absolutely hated... and it worked almost too well
 
if theyre taking ur couhch make a video of u doing amd nasty shit to all of the stuff ur leaving for them and make sure they watch it and theyll be pissed
 
forgot to update this. Couldn't do anything too bad.

1) Took the spinner out of the washer, so the water will just sit there, and turned the dryer to lower heat and broken off every button. It is a bitch to get the washer and dryer up and down to the basement, just a fucking bitch. They can use the ones I left if they are fine with their clothes just sitting in the washer not spinning and taking (I would guess) 8-10 90 minutes cycles to dry (at high heat, it still took 2-3 cycles to dry all my clothing...that dryer sucked).

2) One of my cats is retarded and doesn't understand that pooping next to the litter box is not in the litter box. We collected all of his shit, plus the contents of the litter box, and threw them in the ceiling above the basement room.

3) They had stupidly left a bunch of liquor in the garage (on the ski press). How dumb can you be? We took a bunch and then 2 roommates and myself preceded to fill to bottles back up to their original amount, except we did so with our own piss. And I bet those cocksuckers won't even know it.

So yeah, nothing great. It had to happen quickly, so we did what we could.

And about introducing mice, that house was dirty as fuck and they already lived in the walls. Every once in awhile our cats would kill one. without the two cats around, those fuckers are gonna take over anyway.

O, and I still have the key to the house, so I can go back and fuck with them more.
 
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