NS: Need your help

iggyskier

iggyskier

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Here is the situation. I am moivng out of one house and into another. Some douchebag kids are moving into our old house. We had about 5 couches in the house, which they said they might want. They were planning on letting us know today.

Got back today, and everything is in a pile on the street INCLUDING stuff of mine that had yet to be moved to our old house.

I wanna get back at these guys somehow in the next day before we really need to be gone. Any ideas? They must not damage the house (and sadly....probably not their stuff...maybe), but need to make things as difficult as possible for these kids. We are already going to sabotage the washer and dryer in the basement. We were just leaving them as it is almost impossible to get a new washer and dryer up/down the stairs to the basement, so that is something, but these kids deserve more.

Come on NS. I know you guys will come up with some good, reasonable shit.
 
and should note: they didn't call or say they were moving our stuff. we just came home and found our house wide open (they left the doors wide open) and our shit in a pile on the street.
 
Maybe try putting an entire thing of laundry detergent (or several if your realllly bitter) in the washer before you leave. Then there will be soooooo many bubbles overflowing that it will make a huge mess the next time someone tries to use the washer.
 
Go in the basement and make some weakspots in the floor so when they walk on it they fall through. I know you can't do it because you'd be damaging the house, but it would be funny.
 
try hiding some sort of dye/bleach in the corner of the washing machine. like tape it in a way they cant see it ir something... id be so upset if my clothes got fucked up. also like the guy on top said clog the toilets with shit...make sure the next time they flush theyll overflow...or at least not flush. stray animals in the house?
 
Is there a dishwaser...if so, put regular dish soap in it (not the kind for dishwashers)...when they go to do dishes they'll have the same crazy bubble problem
 
go buy a loud electronic buzzer and hook it up in the roof space above one of the bedrooms. connect it to an timer plug and set it to go off at random times in the night
 
OOOHH! thats a good one and put some color of dye in there too so everything is permantly a certain color so they will never forget the occasion!
 
Wait til they have a party or some shit and call the cops on them saying there are underage kids in the house drinking alcohol if you know they are underage.

Show up at their house butt naked and when they answer the door, be taking a big shit on their doorstep. Wear a mask though so they dont know its you.

Skateboard outside of their house late at night and make as much noise as possible so they cant sleep.

Release some big gardener snakes inside the house somewhere.

 
Ruining their basic amenities is a sure fire way to piss people off. Block the soil pipe from the toilet. (Open a manhole close to the outdoor bathroom wall and fill it with dirt.) Cut off the water somehow so they cant take a shower. etc etc
 
saran wrap over the toiletts. It doesnt always work, but if it does they try and take a dookie and it just shmushes against the wrap and gets all ofver theor leg.

lean an open bottle of soda on the inside of the fridge against the door so when they open it, it spills everywhere.

crap in the top of the toilette
 
take a shit in the washing machine, or put a half open container of dye or something in the washing machine or in some random place so they knock it over...
 
Iggy, heres what to do. Go to the downtown Seattle Uajimaya. Get a Durian fruit. Its huge, brown, hard and spikey, and will run you probably $20. One will be more than enough.

Durian is a strange Asian fruit. Its incredibly delicious apparently, but has a stench that is so bad that they are not allowed to be eaten in many public areas in Southeast Asia. The smell is... unique. It lingers. Trash bags do not contain it.

So heres what to do. Before you leave the house for good, just leave the thing sitting somewhere, maybe in the kitchen so they recognize it might be food. Curiosity will obviously get the better of them and they'll probably open it. Whatever room they open it in will never be the same. Best thing is, this will be done completely on their own volition, so you are free from any resulting property damage.
 
call the cops for them touching your shit and moving in befroe the lease is up and press charges and get them arrested. Or punch a small hole in the wall and put a can of opened sardines in it. It'l smell so bad
 
i say give them the ole upper decker.... taking a shit in the tank of the toilet.

also hide something that beeps loudly somewhere in the house so they have to tear the place apart to find it
 
The upper deck is just too crude. Instead, buy a large frozen trout. Alternatively, a salmon. lift up fridge. Put trout under fridge. Leave.

Buying a dozen or so mice and letting them loose will work too, assuming any of the new tenants are female.
 
not sure how long you have in the house.... but go in and get a bunch of people to shit in the resivoir on top of the toilet (where the water comes in). Then just put on the lid and leave it.
 
put food coloring in the shower heads next time they take a shower they will turn said color.

or you could always do the flaming bag of shit trick to them at a later date..
 
i would do the hide alarm clocks everywhere. like under floorboards

in spots they cant get to and shit
 
I was going to say take a shit or piss in the upper part of the toilet, but it has already been said. still though that is some serious payback. Also butter any kitchen tile floors or shit that isnt carpet. They will fucking fall and die soooo hard when they move in at least.

like those total newb fall to ownages you see happen to people who are taking up ice skating for like their first time. accept these guys wont be expecting it.
 
or you could just go back and take all their shit thats there already and put it in a pile on the street

thats pretty fair payback
 
play a game of hide the poo with them. only they don't know that they are playing it.

also why did they move all of your stuff? why do they even have access to your flat if your still there?
 
tape alarm clocks under there bed and set em for a ridiculouse time like 3 in the morn. and dont slack on the tape either.
 
Milk in the radiator or an A/C vent. You can't get to it, it smells terrible and the A/C or radiator wafts the smell all over the house.

 
take a shit in one of their heating ducts.

it'll smell, its not too cruel because eventually they can find it and clean it.
 
this isnt to bad but when you leave take out every single light bulb in your house so when they move in they will have no lights and will have to buy a shitload of bulbs to install
 
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