NS make my liquor order!!

Liquor only? Uhm...

Just get as much Jack Daniels as possible. People do crazy shit with a little Jack in them.
 
40 isnt really a lot to spend on liquor i just get beer at my parties cuz fucking girls dont puke off beer and its not as expensive and u can play games
 
^ Yheah but liquors do it faster and better haha...

If you really want to speak of liquor as in cocktails and such... I would get some blue curacao and some rhum... then you can make blue lagoons... everyone loves them.

Or if you want to get everyone drunk, do a big bowl of punch with cranberry juice and lots of vodka. The cranberry juice removes the strong taste on the liquor and the Vodka removes the bitter taste of the juice. You can add some sugar of anytype like jello or kool aid if its not enough...
 
get an eighth (30 sack) and a 6 pack and have a nice night to urself... 40 bucks isnt shit for a party... not a good one anyway
 
"An extraordinarily cheap vodka with a taste similar to 110-octane racing fuel, though not as pleasant. So how cheap is it, you ask? Go down to the local liquor store, and buy a bottle of good vodka, such as Skyy or Absolut. Now look at the reciept and divide your total by five. That's how cheap it is. Now go home and drink the good vodka straight on the rocks, and shudder at the merest thought of Five o'Clock Vodka."

Straight from my 5-0 facebook group...cant remember where I found that review but its quality. It was my crews drink of choice throughout high school.
 
Get 3 handles of Vlad, and make make a big water cooler full of crunk juice. That should easily get a dozen people decently fucked up.

I'm assuming you're younger and don't do this alot. Just rememeber the ratio 1:5. That means for ever 1 part liquor you add, add 5 parts mixer. A handle is 1.75 Liters. So 3 Handles is 5.25 Liters. That means you'll need about 26 Liters to mix it in. Most people don't have anything this big to mix it all in, so just mix 1 handle at a time.

As far as mixer goes, I'm going to suggest a combination of Sprite and Lemonade. Just buy the generic stuff (Faygo or Big Fizz etc.) it's cheap as shit, and tastes just fine. Also the juice will be a very pale yellow color, and it wont stain as easily.

 
To whoever said beer is cheaper, are you crazy? Maybe you can get it a little cheaper, but for the most part unless you're buying tall boys or 40s, the best you can swing is 13$ for a 30 rack. That gets three average drinkers pretty drunk, maybe you can extend that to 4 or 5 people if there's some lightweights present.

For roughly 12$, you can get a handle of cheap ass vodka, which is 55 shots. That gets 5-6 average drinkers pretty drunk, and you can extend that to 7 or 8, maybe even 9 if there's some real lightweights. If you're looking for a cheap way to get smashed, it's all about liquor.
 
i ment for good shit my bad i know vlady nad calico are cheeper than beer... im saying for a party beer is more fun in my opinion
 
2 26ers of smirnoff, you can share with abunch of people! or get some hypnotic or goldschlagger that shit's good. and another classis is yaggermeister(sp). any of these and you'll be on the right track
 
i dont know about in the states but here we got Olde english in 40's for 7 bucks a peice its only like 8 percent but get a few of thoes and you'll be pretty drunk for sure
 
40s fuck you way up more than you'd think. I think we did the math and figured it's 3-4 shots worth of alcoholic content, but it feels like you just railed like 7 or 8 right in a row. Especially if you sip it through a straw.. wooow...
 
If you're gonna get rum go for Admiral Nelson's... complete ripoff of Morgan's right down to the pirate on the label, but it tastes way better.
 
i've heard anywhere from 35/40 - 85 for 1/8 dank around here. the guy who i know was a friend for 3 and a half years before anything, so he's a good guy. he calls em what he calls em, and i'm not quick to disagree because most of the time i get ripped. it's just the prices i'm used to, and if it offends you then i don't know what else to tell ya
 
or how about you have no idea who this kid is? maybe his friend deals. dont be a deusche bag because you probably dont know what haze is cuz ur in a fuckin psych ward fag
 
Admiral Nelsons, just as good as captian Morgans and way cheaper goes down sooo smooth, and some cheap ass Kamchatka Vodka. After a few shots won't even be able to tell its cheap vodka. trust me. you can get em both for under 17 dollars each.

 
...ya if you're a poser and dont wanna get drunk

dude buy a handle of calico jack (best budget rum ever) and a bottle of southern comfort
 
Could get a fifth of Hennessy VS. Its not nearly as good as XO or Paradis, or some of the private reserves, but its still mighty good, and has many classy options to it.
 
Get 4 litres of evan williams whiskey ($9 a litre) and buy two 40oz of olde E ($2 a 40oz)
 
buy some that cheap shit, like monarch if you are from the nw, if not go with something like potters. if you want to get chicks, make something like mojitos or another mixed drink that is not too sugary
 
this is eaxctly what your going to do.

depending on if your from the us or canada the prices will range drastically. im from canada so this is what it owuld cost for me.

$15.00 15 pack of old mil. So any 15 or 24 of shit beer will work wonders

$18.00 for a 2 6 of loval vodka.

$5.00 you'll need about 4 cans fruit punch juice concentrate. berry 5alive or minute maid fruit punch are .best

$2.00 spent on ice.

Now find yours a cooler large enough to hold all of this. its awesome if its on with the tap off the side to drain the water. soap it up and wash that shit out. pour in all of the beer, all of the vodka, all of the juice concentrate add ice. stir with a stick and voila! porch climber.

I perfer the name deck sludge as this is a wicked drink for summer parties, if two or 3 people slpit the costs on this one, youll all get ripped and it will only costs you like 15 bucks. DO THIS!!!!

 
HEY TEQUILLA!!! If you want to have a night that you will remember for a long time follow this mens advice.
 
Oh yeah, I can't believe I forgot Sailor Jerry's.. that shit's even better than Admiral Nelson's, it's so amazing. Shit's gonna get me through college.
 
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