NS Ladies, The quest...

[j.bird]

wow, no offers. damn.

 

[sKILOve07]

i know, even i'm shocked.

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

thats not true i beleive some guy offered

 

[hartig]

i want to e-marry jib-unit00 for having such an amazing taste in music and having basically all the amazing songs in the world i could want. but im not gay

 

[j.bird]

come one who doesn't want a goofy ass guy in a pin stripe tux... huh huh?

 

[j.bird]

yeah that pic just killed my thread. dammit. mods go ahead and delete this. I shall forever be e-single

 

[Stan_Darsh]

yeah that was me

 

[j.bird]

yeah thanks, but no thanks. I don't e-swing that way.

 

[Stan_Darsh]

yeah plus i saw your picture and i e-puked hahaha

 

[jib-unit00]

i cant believe im on this site sometimes...

...

 

[nickmcnutt]

if only i was cool enough to have an e-wife. sigh.

 

[powderdream]

im more of a fan of E-friends with benefits..you dig?

 

[j.bird]

sadly though, thats actually me in my pic.

 

[iLLbiLLy]

dude your e-mazing ill e-marry you..

 

[hucker22]

well if i was to e-marry someone im kinda into lucyford. anyone that knows that much about hip hop and skis can have every babe i ever make

 

[Ddrem]

"twat. ohh yeah. i forgot about that one. get some jelly, twat!"

Dane Cook

 

[Anathema]

p.s, will you marry me?

 

[Lefroy]

i'll e-marry you jorden

 

[Stan_Darsh]

^awww yeah we got a winner

 

[j.bird]

yessss. I finally have an e-wife... Now I can finally sleep well. Honey do you prefer the right side of the e-bed or the left? Or do you like to mix it up... ?

 

[Lefroy]

oh the e-left tonight sounds good... but i've been known to mix it up

 

[j.bird]

oOo... I"m excited. No premarital cyber sex though. I'm trying to stay fresh for the wedding night.

 

[Lefroy]

alright, so i guess we should set an e-date

 

[j.bird]

okey dokey. How about this july? You can travel to whistler and we can get married during a sesh at High North. I hope Mik D will do the service, I heard he is really religous...

 

[Lefroy]

wow that sounds good... i can hardly wait

 

[j.bird]

yes. Gnight honey, you nee to go to bed don't you? it's like 12:30 ur time?

 

[$tezzyStu]

see ipirated you thread, got my e-wife. and you still pulled through. nice job

 

[Lefroy]

yeah, it is 12:30 i really should go to bed.

alright. night night e-financee

 

[KeegLove]

wow he's dreamy

 

[Ryno]

she is harsh bro...like HAWT FIRE

 

[Ryno]

is that fucking fabio?

 

[SIX-SOLDIERS]

dude if youre serious about this then youre gay but if youre just messing around then

"hahahahahahaahhaah"

 

[freestyler540]

hahahaha it says: "The memory of our perfect time together" The guy is alone!!! what a homo

 

[jib-unit00]

hahah word

 

[TWoods]

well, while we are in the buisness of e-marriage, anyone want to marry me?