NS Ladies, The quest...

[j.bird]

With all the NS marriage threads lately, i'm beginning to become left out when you guys go and do all of your e-married couple stuff adn I'm stuck in the NSG. I think I'ts time I take the plunge and find me a NS wife.

Here are my stats:

-Member since jan 2003

-over 3000 posts

-Cults include:Crochet cult, Photography, Movie maker crew, Dragon's Lair, Snowmaking, Milf Vid cult(yes I made the video)

-My icon is sexy

I like to crochet lingerie for ladies... So if it takes more than a half a roll of yarn to make a thong... You are gonna be too big. Other than that. Cheers happy bidding... hahha, how bout it ladies...

 

[j.bird]

wow i must be a loser. I'm gonna go commit e-suicide... My cable modem shall now be killed.

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

BAHAHA poor guy cant get any lovin

 

[lalalalaura]

I would but uh, you suck at the internet

 

[skierdudeguy]

umm... right?

 

[j.bird]

damn harsh...

 

[$tezzyStu]

hey nice pants. wanna F%&k. i mean e-marry me. i like warm sunsets. powwder. lovley ladies, and fondou. how about it??? =^)

 

[Stan_Darsh]

i would, but i think that gay e-marraige is against the e-laws sorry dude

 

[j.bird]

hey suck mine bithc, this is my marriage thread. Stop cock blokcing dude.

Oh yeah and a new addition to my cult listing, THE BLACK WATCH kids. Now ladies, start sworming... please...? damn.

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

i don't really understand the whole "concept"

 

[Ericpbp]

Maybe this isnt that place for you to find an e-wife. Try a chat room!! Tons of hot singles there

 

[$tezzyStu]

you could agree to e-mary me. and id show you the ways=)

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

black watch... well that makes you a chick magnet

 

[lalalalaura]

who the shit invited you into the bw? if it was phil... oh boy, he's going to hear it

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

wow this is a big commitment.

 

[steevner]

"i'm into a whole host of action sports, like.... snowboarding (as u can see), bmx biking, trimming my nose hairs, reading technical magazines, and descrptions of point and shoot digital camera's. i want a woman whos into math, and gettin her nails done. i like the wind on my face and maybe you could find yourself under my loving arm."

 

[j.bird]

dog come on stop stealing my thread

 

[j.bird]

damn once agian i get burned by you in my own thread. Seriously this is sarting to make me depressed.

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

laura go easy on him

 

[MitchPee]

getting married online is like wiping before you poop

it just don't make sense

 

[lalalalaura]

I'll sit the next few rounds out. Good luck on finding an e-wife. Best e-wishes.

 

[j.bird]

haha hella funny

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

all im askin is that you give phil a head start

 

[Elijah.]

i love that segment

 

[$tezzyStu]

hhah. we can do it in small easily manegable steps

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

haha

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

i'll grab her e-leg so you can e-escape!

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

haha i love this e-stuff.

 

[lalalalaura]

meh.

 

[Jessbuff]

Will yourself and Steezy Stu be e-loping?

ugh, that was bad.

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

i am still deciding.

 

[Daniel.]

that girl is so fucking hot thats wathcing the video

 

[Ds91260]

by all means man

 

[RWalker]

and tons of ugly ones

 

[crooks]

haha yeah phil did

 

[drewishish]

well not for keegan and i think it was sean or ryno i cant rember.

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

same, and no one even explained when i asked.

 

[$tezzyStu]

come one and e-marry me cause, "aint no sunshine when your gone" haha

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

fine fine fine!

 

[$tezzyStu]

haha yay we e-lope

 

[seemeski]

I don't either

 

[jibjim]

i have more posts and a bigger e-penis..

NOW I CAST ERECTION LEVEL 10

AND F*%^ OF IFINTY

RIGHT AFTER I TOOK MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT OFF

 

[$tezzyStu]

ya spoon, now we both ahve e-wifes

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

^^ she finally pulled through?

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

your e-wife is a e-bitch

 

[j.bird]

haha pwned. I think there is about to be an e-brawl.

 

[sKILOve07]

Any Luck yet?

 

[Stan_Darsh]

ahahahaha

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

once you put your hands on my balls i believe that you will have a hard time letting go

 

[sKILOve07]

hahaha... oh god.

So our one year is on New years... FUCK YEAH hahaha

 

[sKILOve07]

i mean new years eve**** whoops