NS it hasn't been done yet. Quote Will Farrell or any of his movies

skithedirt

skithedirt

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Anchorman

What you know i dont speak spanish in english please

what? you pooped in the refridgerator

and you ate the whole wheel of cheese?

How'd you do that

no im not even mad thats amazing

Go fuck yourself san diego

Im ron burgandy?

What smells like bigfoots dick

Talladega nights

Greatest generation my ass tom brokaw's a punk

Im gonna come at you like a spider monkey chip

Im all hyped up on mountain dew

Now walker cant we settle this arguement with out any anger

 
Wedding Crashers

"Yeah, her boyfriend just died. In a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot! What a loser! Hey, I'm hang-gliding! Aaaahhh! Take a picture, honey, I'm dead!"
 
um, I uh, I read, read like 8 or 9 books a week

wow

I also do a lot of speed ... all the time ...
 
Ricky Bobby:

Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,

"Hay-Zoos," we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos,

KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to

say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome

stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of

course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.

Cal Naughton, Jr.:

mmm...

Ricky Bobby:

Dear tiny infant Jesus...

Carley Bobby:

Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have

to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby.

Ricky Bobby:

Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When

you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or

bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.
 
“This is like Highlander.” “What’s Highlander?” “Its a movie.” “Is it good?” “It won the Academy Award for… best movie ever made”

“Is that Elvis Costello and Mos Def?”

“I’m on fire! I’m on fire! Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish god! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise use your witchcraft to get the fire off of me!”

Will Ferrell

... you're my assistant, ok ... you're supposed to back me up and get me juice boxes when I tell you, now go get me a juice box ...

Mike Ditka:

... YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?

Will Ferrell:

... I'm talking to the juice box guy ...

Mike Ditka:

... YOU'RE CRAZY ...

Will Ferrell:

... I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty ...

Mike Ditka:

... WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ...

Will Ferrell:

... NO, YOU GO TO HELL, WHILE YOU'RE THERE, WHY DON'T YOU GRAB ME A JUICE BOX ...

 
yo snoop... snooop a loop hey ya you come too bring your green hat--old school

Hey honey do you think kfcs open-- old school

As the late great colonel sanders said "im to drunk to taste this chicken" Ricky bobby

this thread is great guys keep em comin
 
this is in his new movie called step-brothers

Brother-were you playing my drums?

Will farrell- Nope

Brother-then why are you so sweaty

will farrell- .....I was watching cops

Semi-pro( not one of his best)

EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THERE'S A LOOSE BEAR!!!!!! ITS LIKE THE TITANIC BUT WITH CLAWS!!!!

 
You look awful nice today. Maybe try not wearing a bra next time. No, no her, you. I dont know her name. What is it? Lanolin? La..Lanolin, ,like sheep's wool?

Hey, is that mos def and elvis costello?

No...
 
this place reminds me of Santa's workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me
 
BLADES OF GLORY

that other dude:...were you on steroids?

Chaz Micheal Micheals:...little bit, about a half cup
 
....the night is a very dark time for me.

The night is a dark time for everybody!

Not for alaskans and people with night vision gogles!


 
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