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teneighty_skier22

teneighty_skier22

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Drift away to your happy place....

imagine, an island that on one side is a ski mountian, with Whistler's back country and Mommoth's park. Then the other side is a nude beach with perfect weather 24/7/365.

We're naming it 'NS Isle'. Now, Becoming a citzen of NS Isle isn't as easy as you'd think. The Isle is ran by me and Kristen, who also happens to be the queen of the isle. To obtain membership you must send us a messege, we'll reply with a few simple questions, you answer them, and then you'll be on your way. Sound good? good.

Suggestions of things to add to the island are welcome as well, we are both very open minded.

Enjoy. Signed, Jeff and Kristen

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
hahahaha.... man... so official :D what a perfect sounding place :) whistler backcountry, mammoth park, and a nice huge beach :)

 
im bringing my skis my car so we can drive to either side right in the middle of the day and all that shit

I want the Olsen twins.

In Australia

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Ski or Die my friend
 
I apoint Brendonian 'Head Of Security', please make this known in your signature...

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
this island is going to b the greatest....truly paridise......theres no drinking age here right?...or any an age for anything for that matter?

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy

NS Isle Rocks!
 
what are the waves like on the beach?

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.

'If I wanted to date a girl, I'd date...' -Cryss
 
Its a Grand place everyone coem and join in the fun for sure

Yes I have the Olsen twins

In Australia

*Proud member and Head of Security of NS Island*

Ski or Die my friend
 
one section is nice and calm the other is huge waves, great for surfing!

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
the waves are like this . . .

BillabongXXLlg.jpg'


i wanna drop in on that thing on my pistols. that would be fun

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
that one section with the big waves.....r they the waves that the life guards have to put up red flags when they come....nice....surfing...i did a double front flip before hitting the waves of a surfboard this X-mas break - got to love water....makes sno....and waves...lol and hail...good times in hail - b back to the island later ppl.....g2g :(

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy

NS Isle Rocks!
 
As some new policies, once you join the isle you get a complimentary pair of skis and a surfboard.

Also, guys, you get your choice on Natalie Portman or the Olsen Twins (Package deal, of course) for you first night on the isle.

And I'll let Kristen decide who the ladies get to choose from. Sound good?

Just a reminder, there are no rules/laws on the isle, just no snowboarders :)

The Head of Security is there to keep people from sneaking in....

Thanks, jeffreeskier

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Co-commander of The NS Isle Community

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
since those are all my ideas...does that mean im in?

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
 
ive got to hear it from teneightyskiier22

any chance for a promotion

since i come up with that shit so quickly

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
 
no you don't, this was as much Kristen's idea as mine. But yea, you're in.

Kristen's the man!!!

well, you know....

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Co-commander of The NS Isle Community

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
im in but can i be a princess?

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.

'If I wanted to date a girl, I'd date...' -Cryss
 
if i come up with something really really good can i get a promotion?

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
 
can i get the title ....head of randomness...or something like that - that would b sik

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy

NS Isle Rocks!
 
jeff, i think i deserve a top spot, being that i am half the reason you are in the silent army. and the olsen twins deal is off. the silent army can't afford to loose the olsen twins, you know that jeff

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
your island sounds like a pile of shit, why have a nude beach if the only people there are going to be stupid ass 13 and 14 year old geeks off this site? I'm gonna go hang on my island with Jay (rebel) and thousands of naked ladies giving us massages and filling up our rum glasses, taking our cigars out of the plastic and handing them to us in the hottub while we watch the waves on the beach and the phatt snow falling on our super mountains and parks that make Whistler and Mammoth look like your little sandpit out back. If you're gonna do it, do it properly. NS Island licks my sweaty ballsacks.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
alright thats enough im sure youd love the naked 13 year old boys

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Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp His Ass.
 
Mike (madd_trixx), you are not really the reason I am in the army, my friend. I tlked to Jonas and asked him for a spot before I even knew of you. I realize he consulted you, but your not the reason. ALSO, I talked to Jonas and he said we can borrow the twins for the island...we may even move our headquarters onto the Island if things go as planned.

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Co-commander of The NS Isle Community

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
Corruption in the Silent Army.....hmmmmmm, I don't recall Jeff asking for my release of the Twins, however, I haven't talked to those girls in weeks, and let them roam free around headquarters so who knows where they are? Malibu? Anyways, it has come to my attention that a change of location of headquarters has been requested.... I'm currently in talks and consultation with the upper heads at the Silent Army and shall release a statement nearing the end of the week.

Thank you.

Jonas

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Lucky escapre for the bawb

I was helicoptered off the hill yesterday and had to spend the night in hospital. A boarder skied through some slow signs and straight into my back and they found a spinal fracture. Luckily it turned out to be old

phew'- BAWB, not worried about an old spinal fracture, just a new one.....
 
Citzens of the NS Isle! I believe the Silent Army would be a great asset to our Island! They would be only a call away if we are ever in trouble! We are currently working on bringing them hear, please treat all members of the army with the utmost kindness and respect.

We want the army here, please vote yes oh Proposal B

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Co-commander of The NS Isle Community

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
Citzens of the NS Isle! I believe the Silent Army would be a great asset to our Island! They would be only a call away if we are ever in trouble! We are currently working on bringing them hear, please treat all members of the army with the utmost kindness and respect.

We want the army here, please vote yes on Proposal B

Jeff

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Co-commander of The NS Isle Community

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
i said HALF jeff, HALF. but even if i had nothing to do with it i DO think i deserve a nice title.

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
yea man, you'll definantly get some rank my friend...fo' sho'. hehe, I'll sent ya the citzenship questions right about...

....now.

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Co-commander of The NS Isle Community

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
i never got the message my friend

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
John, you mean you didn't get the invitation? Sorry dude, yes, you're most welcome to come and hit up the vanilla cigars and the Peuto Rican rum and the sexy hot naked chicks, bring it oooooon!

Oh yeah, and you guys all suck, your island is gay, that is all.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
YEA Like in 'The Beach'...SHWING...

Side Note...There are waaaaaaay too many guys to live on here to be living on an island though. thats like a perma-sausage fest which is completely uncalled for.

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'cjt1o8o:

i like blink 182 there hardkore'
 
yea im up for joining the island if there some more girls, and i get to bring some hobos

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::

 
I've been to an island before.

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Keep it live 24/7 365

*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse

WHOOOO!!! BUMS GONE WILD 2002!! WOOOOO!
 
yep, that's my Island is so much cooler, thousands of hot chicks and about 5 or 6 guys, you could go all day without seeing another guy. Sounds like the NS island is gonna be one giant 13 year old cockfest, woo hoo, yeah man, that'll be cool, fags.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
hmmm.. sausage fest, or rum filled island?

can i join the rumland?? apparently jay likes to hump legs. i say no jay-leg-humping allowed.

 
It is official. Silent Army headquarters are not being moved to this island as it is too much of a sausage fest!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

davis*jibs*dildos:

I dont give a fuck, wow you broke someone out of jail
 
Damn jonas, I was hoping the Slient Army would attract some hotties....oh well, I'll just have to recruit on my own....

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Co-commander of The NS Isle Community

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
Ive previously mentioned this to teneighty and we need to have a name for ourselves, i mean the slinty eyed folks from china have a name(chinese) we should too!

I'm an upright citezen of NS Isle
 
i hope your island gets hit by a tital wave and you all die...

Darryl Hunt

little girl (to paul): you're evil

little girl: are you a midget?

holly and i: yes he his... he's an evil midget.
 
Hey Crazed skier, I got an idea, why don't we call you 'Cockfest obsessed 13 year old dick brain faggits', yeah, I think that's a good name.

Yep, Sweetcoz, welcome aboard, I'll send a good thousand chicks your way with some crates of rum and we'll tie Jay to a tree so he can't hump your legs no more.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
hahahahahaha, fuckin elitists.....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

davis*jibs*dildos:

I dont give a fuck, wow you broke someone out of jail
 
PhattTim, im joining your island...whats it called? sounds dope though...but you must make sure that i get all the benefits of the other members...it doesnt seem like there are too many members...let me know whats up

 
Bro, it doesn't have a name, it's just the most ultimate badass motherfucking pimped up, wiggy wiggy wack, boomshanka, phattness infested, filthy landmass you ever saw! So yeah, call it what you will.

there is a permanent population of 10,000 HOT chicks and about 7 or so dudes. They are:

My phatt shibby self, (Ice-T)

SkierX (Steve-O)

Yellowsnow4u (Phatt Matty)

Tele-Jibber (Little Tay Tay)

Lineweapon (John-ee)

Rebel (sexy ass Jay)

Sweetcoz (Badass mofo)

Salomon 2003 (livin' it up in 2-double '0'-3)

Andy Lempke (whatever he calls himself now)

Harvey (God)

and a few other sexy ass pimps who are worthy of sitting in the sun and drinking rum with fine ass babes. Oh yeah, and there's a couple huge jello cannons on the beach (operated by TayTay of course) to launch filthy jello bombs at the scum infested pack of homos at NS Island.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

 
I was about to suggest nuking PhatTims asland....but than i realized Harvey is apart of it...crap

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Leader of Skiboarders Anonymous.

Community Cleanliness Manager of the NS Isle.

I have now named my hands....Right side - Mary-Kate, Left Side - Ashley (I can't have the real thing....The Silent Army has them....so i go for next best...)
 
i'm digging the sig punkrawk

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
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