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lorida

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I need some ideas for a speech i'm doing on emo's, so GO for it. Hook me up with some ideas on how to narc on them, emo jokes, anything.

thanks em0 H8terz
 
i think somewhere there is an hate emo cult, you should get in i

if anyone that reads this can, please invite me to that cult
 
just a lot of hating on there clothes, and, emo jokes change on a daily basis. I need some fresh material.
 
Listen to some OLP, I think you can understand where emo comes from by listening to their early albums, the good side of emo.
 
are you trying to do a stand up routine, or are you trying to give a speech about the emo scene? i don't think you'd get a very good grade going up there telling jokes and ripping on it.
 
i wish my grass were emo so itd cut itself.

i have to give credit to my friend dweezil, though i have no idea where he heard it
 
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how many emos does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, emos hate the dark and they would take the light bulb and break it, then cut themselves with the glass
 
i didnt read the thread so this might have been said already but here's my joke

say i wish my grass was emo. Because then it would cut it'self
 
so it looks like the lawn joke will have to be incorporated into the speech somehow.... what else?
 
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