Ns if you had a pound of gold..

[congrossman.]

alright since you clicked, if you had 1 single pound of gold to melt into anything you wanted. what would it be? no dildos or bongs please.

cant sell it.

tell me what you think

 

[Newschoolers55]

Dildo.

I said it.

 

[Aidan-G]

A pound of melted gold? I'd pull a Game of Thrones on OP

 

[congrossman.]

+K..hipster

 

[op14]

Definitely a repost. Search bar next time.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Id bury in the woods and wait for the market to crash....then dig it up and melt it into a dildo.

 

[soulskier]

I would without a doubt melt it into molten gold

 

[jacksonschor]

I would take one half of the pound and proceed to grind it into a very fine powder, and proceed to smoke that powder in a bong made from the other half of the pound

high class

 

[TurquoiseGrizzly]

A dildo bong

 

[987321654hgfd]

I'd melt it down into coins. Then buy shit with it.

 

[KravtZ]

Gold flake for a massive amount edible golden food

 

[Peter.]

melt it and let it reform back into a gold bar and then sell it

 

[theabortionator]

trade it for silver. Sell some, hold onto the rest. Eventually sell 90%

 

[ModMommy]

A beautiful collar style necklace. Huge statement piece, they look pretty, and make me feel powerful.

 

[SFB]

a solid gold t shirt

 

[omIV]

Id bury in the woods and wait for the market to crash....then dig it up and melt it into a dildo.

Still laughing at this one

 

[skiersupreme]

op

 

[Backyard.Skier]

all gold everything

 

[Dolan.Escobar]

Dildo.

I said it.

I quoted it

 

[Phil-X-]

Gold flake for a massive amount edible golden food

Always carry a salt shaker full of it and sprinkle it on everything you eat.

I would get a pure gold statue of my face and donate it to the louvre under some strict guidelines

 

[ZachAndCheese]

I'd make a golden cast of my penis

 

[Snowtorious_BIG]

Like 8 of these, pure gold

 

[ModMommy]

A gold whip would be cool too. Nothing says bad bitch like a whip.

 

[Dolan.Escobar]

I would make a cast of my penis too but for that i would need about 7 kilograms

 

[deleted5]

Traded it for the worth of silver then sell that.

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

thats only like 25mL's of gold. probably enough for all gold teeth.

 

[DrZoidberg]

Catalysts and nano particles. Forget statues.

 

[milk_man]

I would sell it and buy op's mom

 

[youngdtay]

I would take one half of the pound and proceed to grind it into a very fine powder, and proceed to smoke that powder in a bong made from the other half of the pound

high class

How do you smoke something you can't burn?

 

[SkiThe603]

i would melt into a giant gold walking staff. Giant Purple Light Crystal at the top

 

[youngdtay]

i would melt into a giant gold walking staff. Giant Purple Light Crystal at the top

I think you're failing to understand how little of an amount a pound of gold is. It's less than half of this:

 

[Lé.Skiing]

I think you're failing to understand how little of an amount a pound of gold is. It's less than half of this:

I was just about to make that point. It's actually not that much gold. Gold is a metal, not only that it's one of the heavier metals.

 

[congrossman.]

fine then lets say a gallon of gold

 

[Aidan-G]

fine then lets say a gallon of gold

2 dildos

 

[_Jeffrey_]

melt it into many pairs of gold skis. than sell it for ridiculous prices to little kids here on NS

 

[E__]

I'd make a golden cast of my penis

What would you do with the 99% of the gold?

 

[E__]

*other 99% of the gold.

I fucked that punchline. goddammit I fucking hate jokes.

 

[congrossman.]

ill punch your line HAHAHA wut? what did he say? i personally would make a crafted trident like Poseidon

 

[op14]

fine then lets say a gallon of gold

an outline of ur mums bewbs

inb4 get banned again

 

[Spiri7o]

Definitely a repost. Search bar next time.

thisssss

 

[op14]

melt it into many pairs of gold skis. than sell it for ridiculous prices to little kids here on NS

Gold is so malleable that if you leaned too far back or forward on them they would just bend and break. Rekt.

 

[deleted5]

Gold is so malleable that if you leaned too far back or forward on them they would just bend and break. Rekt.

Butter so hard motherfuckers want to find me.

 

[Spiri7o]

I would make a collar, put it on you Austin.... & make you my bitch

 

[iH8pow]

I'd melt it into a bowl because I'm still old fashioned and smoke grass.

Also, I'd melt it into a miniature spoon to snort stuff off of.

That would leave a lot of spare gold still...

 

[Spiri7o]

I'd melt it into a bowl because I'm still old fashioned and smoke grass.

Also, I'd melt it into a miniature spoon to snort stuff off of.

That would leave a lot of spare gold still...

wow....