NS How many pushups can you do?

naw dude bullshit. there is only one way to settle this. take off our shirts, and have an intense flip cup tourny bro.
 
Watch yo mouth, I sick my bros on ya. Our frat has mandatory weight training and we're all jacked as shit.

I put protein powder in my natty ice mofo
 
probably cause you can't handle the intense alcohol level in natty's. pussy. i bench 380 and my biceps are 32" around son. but really i think we would get along as long as you like gamecube bro.
 
shit i don't either. i am usually done playing game cube by then anyways and onto "bigger" and "better" things by then.
 
I just got a blender that is 1 HP!! I can make some sick mixed drinks for them honies with the power of a fine stallion at my side.

In other thoughts, who would win?:

horse

or

1 horsepower blender
 
ya no doubt, me and this kid slap each others asses all day to give each other props for sending the earth off orbit with our pushups, then it's time to get all soapy and wet in the showers for some gaming and nati ice. oh yeaaaaa
 
do pushups to the song 'bring sally up' aka flower by moby, everytime it says bring sally up you go up everytime it says down you go down and hold it. my bet is only a select few of you scrawny skiers can do the whole song.
 
your question is flawed. do you mean at once, or in a week, or in a lifetime? what type of pushups? army style, girle style, cock? for example, i doubt you could do 50 cock pushups in a minute, but i bet you can easily do 50 girlie style pushups over a year. to answer the question though, i can do pushups just long enough to finish your mom off with me on top.

 
when you want to get your arms and chest in shape, you do pushups. the same applies to everywhere else.

Kyle Gass: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...

Jack Black: Yeah?

KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?

JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.

KG: Yeah?

JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.

KG: Cock Pushups?

JB: Yeah.

KG: What are those?

JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.

KG: Yeah...

JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole

weight?

JB: Well not at first...

KG: Yeah?

JB: But over time.

KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?

JB: ...cock pushups?

KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.

JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

 
i looked at that too quick and i was wrong. it's perfect how it is, but holy crap...the blatant hatred on this site is astonishing. you've gotta miss the old days, back when NS had yet to be overrun by pre-teens with vulnerability complexes that feel they must talk e-trash to feel tough. i made a little mistake. sorry if i offended anyone, but please don't be vile. btw, i really enjoy tenacious d.
 
if anyone wants to see some of Jack Black's best work, check out a movie called Airborne (1993). him and seth green's first movie. so good.
 
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