NS high

If NS were a highschool ud be a gay counselor and ud come onto every guy and wed all kick ur ass cuz ur gay dick fuck

RIDEblunt
 
and we would all kick you ass cause no one likes you.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
i'd ditch class everyday and get high at my house all the time like i did at my old high school, only difference would be some of you would be invited over

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
JD would run the Mafia and whenever a fool like Toilet or Brentharlen opened his mouth he would send his hitmen after them to lay a smackdown and shut them up for good.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
dude i would so go to ns high school, the only thing i want to be in life is a super cool ski potroler at like wistler or like a photographer for line, ns high school would be perfect for that AND getting stoned

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
art class to make pipes, woodshop to make bongs, or vice versa, music room to trip out in, and skip the rest of the day and get high. OH, and horticulture, to grow some dope plants.

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
^ i dont, but thats bc im like allergic to it

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
alot of people that smoke it are, that why their eyes get red, its an allergic reaction.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
ns high school, that would be some fun times

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate

Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Champs

 
visine gets rid or red, dry eyes. wow.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
why would you want to skip a day at ns high?there would probably be a class just to get high in who would want to miss that?

Nuke the Whales. Pave the Rainforest. HOBO NATION
 
jay(rebel) would get fired every week for indecent exposure, misconduct, and videotaping the 7th grade girls volleyball team showering. but harvey would just keep letting him back every week, because come on it's jay!

plus our bathrooms and hallways and every free surface would be covered in porn or just maxim by an unidentified assailent (cj). and all the strict stupid mods (freezy) would be hall monitors or janitors because they suck and they werent cool enough mods to be teachers/ Toilet would be the janitors worst enemy because he always would plug the damn toilets and make them unplug them. lateralis would class clown even though he's to old to go to school there

and was denied a teaching job becuase of his record and the fact he wasnt jay. but still everyone would love him.

teddy(eastcoastpride), randall (itsbackfliptime), nrthfacer, and tahoefreerider would be the attractive poplar ones.

and of course thisangelicrage would be the really hot super cool english teacher just out of highschool. and its already been said but yes mommy would be the lunchlady

 
and linesucks could be tied up to the flag pole in front, and every morning everyone gets to kick him in the balls...but i thinks hes dead now

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
mostly weed, maybe some shrooms and alcohol

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
wow. I can't believe no one has mentioned this. NS high would have INSANE amounts of INSANE rails. obviously.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
Red eyes aren't an allergic reaction to weed. A reaction would be your face or throat swelling or something like that. Most people get red eyes, and it has something to do with blood vessels expanding due to weed.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
 
eyes go red cause the smoke fucks them up, also the blood vessle thing. and some dehydration

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
a school full of sick rails and in the gym there is a water ramp jump, shit fuck that an indoor park like they have in europe. and a pipe that moves so you just sit in one spot and the ride the endless pipe....and a foam pit with a adjustable tower with a miny slope uptop on the tower so you can pick the cliff drops you wanna do, ie: 30ft, 100ft, 250ft., and a huge fat guy, so all the fat kids on ns.com don't feel so fat. man that would rock

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
^ya we don't wanna hurt sam's feelings when he's gorging cake and pie because he loves it so much.

 
we'd definitely need to recruit some more girls. the ratio would not be good.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
 
nah, i'm sure it wouldn't be a problem. irishdrink would probably pass herself around gladly, make sure all the guys get an equal share.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
tisk tisk, i dont want sloppy seconds, anyways, im sure shes better then that.

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
might as well make a zero tolerance policy on being clean/sober

uhh, Youve got your skis on backwards--some old guy on the lift
 
haha we'd get shit done in class, because we are all a bunch of ADD's and we would be sitting in class drawing and talking to each other.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
she is... yo itd be lyk next to some kick ass mountain and as soon as the snow begins to fall wed be out skiing

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
Kindergarten was the best. You get all the nap times and milk and cookies and stuff. the v=best was show and tell where you get to bring in cool stuff and show it off

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
hahahaahahaha word up man those were the days

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
i never got nap time. we had to work hard stacking blocks

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
^^ya but we'd get to do that all over again at ns high! and when the girls would lay down they'd wake up with 50 guys on them, just like on newschoolers.com

 
^ hahahahaaha yo this school would be mad cooll haha

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
FORGET SHOW AND TELL DAY MAKE IT A CLASS. everyday someone else brings in something even though most the time we'd all just get really fucked up when somone brins in there crop or like new skis and shit. and companies can come too and like show off their stuff. and all the girls just have to show boobs to pass

'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
 
i bit a kid in the back for knocking over my blocks in preschool

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

i was having the wildest sex of my life with Josh (Crystal-needs-a-park). and he kept shouting out 'NEWWWWWWWWWSCHOOOOLERS.COMMMM!!!'. it was kinda scary. but i came here none the less. - SamCaylor
 
CRUZ would be the computer teacher

I cant spell so get use to it or il spork you to death

Member Number 10102
 
and photography. harvey can teach web design.

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*THIS JUST IN*

Reagan's Body Dies

In related news, Nancy Reagan available at 82
 
mammothpunks could teach photography

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
and maui, and steve and ... whatever levins name is... and all the pro/semi pro artists/ graphic designers we have around here

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
EastCoastPride could teach 'human sexuality'

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
sam would be like cartman (we all know why). JD like Stan (sarcastic). Brent like Butters (cause he just annoys the crap out of everyone). toilet like kenny (poor and homely). and i dont feel like naming the rest

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
Hmm, who would i be? i would prolly be that one guy that ppl make fun of, but is really smart and gets good grades, and one of the only ones that doesn't smoke pot. damn, sounds like my current HS. sumone assign me a job. wait, i would be the Shop teacher. i would force the kids to make the handrails that would be strewn about the school.

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
Does anyone even know who I am? If so, assign me something.

-CraigeD

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If one day your asked:

'How did you spend your time here on Earth?'

Will you say:

'I got 10,000 posts on Newschoolers.com'

It's time to go ski people.
 
i would be craig from south park, because i'm normal.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
i'd be kyle because im jewish and everyone i know including my friends and people at school either all me jew, dirty jew, the jew, and sometimes ben. so if any other heebs wanna challenge that, i dare ya you piece of shit and i bet i'm a better accountant then all of you.

 
So... I'm the only one with the girlfriend? ...but I puke a lot. I hardly even remember south park.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
i was just thinking sarcasm...i dont know.

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
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