NS Greeting Gone Wrong...

This is fucking hillarious. Did you watch the kid ski? Was he any good? What matters? This site is based in skiing, skiing is not based on this site.
 
hahahaha XANDOr dude im sooo stoked for g rouse,

all grouse skiers reply to this thread, meet on saturday at the top of the big park at 2
 
I heard Osama Bin Laden built a cave in the landing and the NSA ,with the help of the Alta patrol hired a Russian terrorist to suicide bomb the landing in the attempt to lower oil prices.... or was that just a rumor.
 


it's weird, cause normally you know most skiers at grouse. well, pretty much everyone. i didnt recognize you and your buddy (in blue)

 
how the hell did this turn into a thread about grouse? i fuckin hate that place i kept overshooting all the jumps last week
 
yeah i overshot a jump there like a month and a half ago and tore cartilage in my chest, fuck grouse jumps
 
are people that obsessed with newschoolers. you have to have a greeting to talk to people? why not just take some laps with them and have fun.
 
yea dude that sucks, i just fuckin buckled my knees really hard and my toes jammed against the end of my boot, that was enough for me to call it a day.
 
^ thats really not that much, my other account has like 8000 and im really not on that often, maybe a few times a week... what ive learned... people who post a lot in ski gabber are fuckin gay, and i would not want to ski with most people on newschoolers anyways, just ski with people who are cool, even if they dont have 'supercool' twintip skis and even if there a gaper. ive met way more cool gapers than i have freestyle skiers.
 
I think maybe somone should get bishop to implement the official greeting on the main page and maybe the community will accept it as a whole. ITS A PERFECT GREETING.
 
i would have looked at you and laughed frodo. not everybody is buddy buddy with just some random kid that wants to be friends with you cause you ski.
 
^ who fuckin cares just ski with people that are cool. or you could just ask, hey do you have an NS account? usually that works pretty well.
 
haha this thread is mess, i skied with the kid all day today so quit yer crying about "OMGZ NOT EVERYONES LIFE REVOLVES AROUND NS?!!?!?!" cause i dont really give a fuck, i tried the greeting it didnt work, 2 days later he saw me on the chair and yelled the greeting at me, it worked
 
why did people make such a big deal over that thread
who cares just say something and be done with it
doesnt have to carry on and on
and silence was right here
 
in my defense im pretty much in and out, i spend maybe half an hour per day on the site tops and i dont exactly put much thought into my posts
 
yeah how about this...the official NS greeting is:

"oh hey are you on NS?"

"yea"

"cool whats your name, Im skodeo7"

"no way bro skodeo7? im asian_allen HOLLLAAAAAAAAA"

(first name I glanced at on the online list)
 
if a stranger approached me and asked me that, i would die laughing, then invite them to ride the lift and puff one.
 
next time punch him in the face and yell "HOW THE FUCK DO I GET TO CHADS GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA?!" into his crotch

im sure it would work
 
why are you getting so damn worked up??? the greeting is not supposed to be for kids who are scared to start a conversation or anything..not even really to start a conversation. i see it as a sign of mutual respect, also as an inside joke you just want to see if other people know about. it prolly sounds really wierd to a gaper to see two random people that dont know eachother have a perfect concise little talk, thats kinda the beauty of the joke. its not meant to be an ice breaker or a way to start a friendship, its just a little inside joke. stop thinking that people are unable to just say "hey, NS" just because they want to try to use the greeting. and as for getting on the kid for not knowing NS well enough, im sure thats a joke too. i do that all the time with people, its just a freaking joke.

some people take other peoples obsession with NS way too seriously. why do you care how much time we spend on NS? you say get a life, it goes both ways on this one.
 
hahaha this is so funny cause me and XANDOr, well actuall he doesnt ski much now too carried away ith taking care of small children but anyway we ski with FRODO like everyday now and people on this thread are making randm ass shit up to squabble over

SQAUBBLE SQUABBLE SQUABBLE!!!!!
 
So today I talked to a guy waiting for the park to open and I asked him if he was on NS. Hes like "Yeah! Im Daver_BC whats your name?" anyways we talked for a bit then he was like "have you seen that thread where you ask people if they know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?" anyways I had and long story short I decided I would ask a bunch of people with twin tips this question. Well... ultimate failure. Every one of them that I asked (this is besides all of the NSers I already knew) were like "umm are you serious?"
 
if someone says are you serious just be like yeah noob me and my buddies are going out to hit it later this year/next year, I just hope I don't break my ankles...
 
no, i definately dont care how much time people spend on ns, because another one of my accounts has over 9000 posts. inside jokes are just gay.
 
So true about the inside joke thing! i tried the greeting last week here in norway, and i only met one person who knew what the hell i was talking about. I'm sure a lot of people thinks i'm pretty dumb now, but who cares! i met a newschooler from norway, which i really doubted i would.
 
haha I met this kid that told me "ski patrol blew up chads gap". He is a good friend of mine's brother. He said it dead serious though, I don't know if he was just being really stealth or if he actually thought the ski patrol blew it up haha. It was beyond awesome.
 
Haha, I remember that. You looked really out of it. FRODO got you good. I didn't know so many grouse skiers were on NS...
 
IMHO it could be good to have something which helps you to find out if that guy is a NS member.

Notice that members on TGR forum has a greeting.
 
I agree it's just an inside joke. I would be stoked if someone asked me how to get Chad's. In fact here's a sticker I made in 2 shakes of a lamb's tail. If an NSer saw this they would know what to do. And this way you don't have to yell shit out only to be looked at like you have turretes.
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But, yeah I wouldn't use this just to meet someone. If I wanted to talk to someone and ski with them I'd just be like hey do you mind if I ski with you.
 
well even if that thread has only 6000 views other people will know through word of mouth

for example, ive never seen that thread but my friends told me the dealio so know i know
 
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