NS fuck me BIG time!

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twin-tip-hero

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Okay so i was in the computer lab for science today, and like usual whenever im on a computer im always on NS. So i had ns up and another tab up for when my teacher came back to check on us. so my "friend" said that i was not working and my teacher came back and i clicked out of the NS tab. so im like i have nothing up, im doing my work. So my teacher takes over the computer and goes to my history and there it was NS all over the place. So he goes thats it your done you got detention. so im like ahh shit come on, but there was no use. So i show up to detention and that just happened to be the day the teachers had a staff meeting, i i had to report to the homework help room with all the young/retarded kids. It was soooo fucking terrible there was this kid named rain (yes his real name is rain) and he pulled out a bag of chips and starts to rub them all over his face, and im go "Rain what the fuck are you doing?", he just goes " I just love them so much i want them all over me." im like whatever floats your boat man. then he fucking eats one at a time with his mouth wide open chewing like a god damn cow. I wanted to shank the kid in the neck. Anyways i still love NS, even though if it was the reason why i had the worst day in detention.

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the reason you had the worst day in detention was because of you. don't blame NS.

and i'm not being serious so don't flip haha
 
our teacher does this thing sometimes, she can see everyones computer and she can block us from going on the internet

so we all finished our essays and started messing with her, writing up shit in big letters to her, but she was really cool about it.
 
man that sucks, i fucking hate when when people chew loud. its my biggest pet peeve, it makes me want to break there jaw so they cant chew anymore, aha.

i know how you fell though, some kid in my thirdt period class ( who i dont like in the first place) has diabetis so he has to eat in class for his blood sugar or whatever( which im fine with) but he sits behind me and always has the crunchiest food and chews with his mouth wwiiddee open, like a god damn hippo or some shit. The other day i smacked his apple out of his hand because i was so annoyed.
 
wow that made me laugh pretty hard man. good story, i do the same thing in school, open up ns then when the teacher comes by jsut pop up the other screen with the school shit. works great.
 
haha yeah actually my teacher was calling me out in front of the whole class for plagerism. all i did in order to like not look at him was click through a thread. it was so embarassing.
 
haha good story man... i clicked on this thread tho cuz i thot a girl made it and she was asking us to fucke her big time lol
 
I can back up his claim too! He also rubbed his face on a friends toque for 20 minutes and ended up wearing through a whole stitch, realized and then returned it to the kid who he stole it from without mentioning it. Nevermind James44 turning to some 13 year old girls behind us "HAVE YOU EVER RUBBED YOUR FACE ON YOUR FRIENDS HOOD?(Grabs my hood proceeding to rub his face on it) IT FEELS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD" They were a bit wierded out to say the least..
 
OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!! haha typo there i forgot the ED in fucked. the title was supposed to say "NS fucked me BIG time". haha sorry about that.
 
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