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i_am_retarded

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whenever you get drunk, come on NS and post whatever the fuck you want on this post... werd

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Member of the ~Elite Brethren~

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
Hey somebody does listen. Yahoo, let the games begin.

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Cheers

'You cant get hurt in the air....its when you land that bad things happen'

'You don't know me and you don't know my style.' - Method Man

 
haha i wish i was drunk...but i am amazingly stoned...yeah retard i did buy shrooms off your partner and a bag off the same kid....i miss the BC nugget

Fight the Man
 
everytime i am on this board, i am off work, and everytime i get off work i start drinking, so don't tell me where i can post and where i can't, and don't tell me i am an alcoholic, and wait what am i talkiing about? Shit i will just have another beer

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
dude.....you are fucked UP!!

and i love it. i wish i was done work right now and could get crackin'.....soon enough...

'i hope nothing like that ever calls my name'

ya had to be there!
 
im glad im not like that when im fucked up.........

yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew

so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?

created free-stylers.com for my town

go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
 
seriously, when im shitfaced the last place i wanna be is at home

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-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
 
drink my sperm asswipers kike boys in beer dick eaters chicken faggot

'Fuckin injuns'

'Fuckin injuns'

'Man, it's like all my ass hairs are knotting toghether and when i walk, it's like, OW! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER!!' - my bud greg on a hike

SUck My AnTeAtEr
 
i'm gonna be the first to say that this is a bad idea.

I want to start forget this whole weekend just happened... Definitly one fucked up time - i'm not even gonna talk about it.

out of the whole thing I hope some good can come out of it, but might not happen that way.

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
 
hum......so yea this isn't as fun, when you're suppose to post drunk it defeats the purpose....fuck this

yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew

so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?

created free-stylers.com for my town

go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
 
youz guyz iz noz funz....shitz onz youz

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
 
its tuesday night and i dont have school tomorrow which is sick. yeah drinking mt gay rum about to go rip a bong, good times...oh shit someb9dy put on dont be a menice in saouth central whle drinkin juice in the hood

Fight the Man
 
mt gay is bomb, st james is my first choice though, then appletons..but 7 yeah old havanah...god...

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
 
i haven't been drunk for 2 months and its starting to get to me!, last year i got to 21 weeks and 8 days, but i was trying not to drink then, this year its the opposite, i wanna but don't for some reason, i wanna soooo bad, man im retarded maybe not as much as i_am_retarted but close....huh?

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
CHILLOWAVE, boioioioioioing

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
hahaha! the drunk post is back! that's ffffffucked up man!

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
I'm FLYING HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where I live, there are five ski resorts within 10 kilometers of my house. Everybody who lives here, whether they're rich or poor, skis all the time. In the winter, skiing's a way of life. The ski resorts are open until 11 p.m. If you don't know what to do, you go skiing. When you get off from work, you go skiing. Mathieu Paquette about St-Sauveur

 
hey, im not drunk right now, but one time i cut my leg open when i was drunk, i got a scar from it thats like 12 inches long, it really kills as a story

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
What what, I'm fucked up in this bitch. Aiyo but I gotta tell you kids why. Little bitch crackas can't deliver tha chronic son. I hate when people is like yeah I got da hookup and then fuck you over. I don't like to poison my body that often but right now, damn I'm drunk and mad. I just had a res sess and it fucked me up. It tasted like asshole. The foo who fucked me over is gonna taste assho for dis.

Peace

 
Yeah, and I'll tell you why the fuck else I'm mad. I had those sick tanner dreads but I was loosing mad hair, I got mad at my my mom and her shit so I cut them and put down the mullet, It looks disgusting I'm bummed. But can ya'll niggs tell me how I can those dreads without going bald?

 
DUDe! im quite pissed and its christmas eve! right on! im so full of chocolate and vodka...

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
 
Obviously I am in a state of recovery. This because I am hours ahead of most of you.

I feel deeply sorry for the way you are going to feel in ten hours. You have my sympathy

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
ok here is a story from last night:

I go up to my negbors with my parents for a chistmas get together. Their olderest daughter and i go to college together and decide its boring and its time to get trashed... and our parents don't really care. we drink some vodka and i take a shot of jose, feeling a little but not enough, i go back to my house and get some irish cream and we have some hot coco with it, here is when it goes bad... i just brought up my flask full of irish cream, we went through that quick. my parents leave and tara and i just sit around for a few i say 'hey i'll brb i'll go get more irish cream' i walk down to my house and go inside i see my parent down stairs and think nothing of it the ahol. was mine so who cared i get out the bottle and i see my dad behide me i say what up and contune to get my flask ready, next thing i know my dad kicks my ass claiming that i was trying to sneak around and not tell them, i couldn't figure out what the fuck was going on i was going to fill up and go down and talk to them i was soo confused, i tryed to run out of the house but i forgot i locked the door and when i tryed to open it and relized it was locked i we tackeled by my dad again... i try to fight back but my dad has me in a leg ride and he is about twice my size... it ended up my parents got all pissed and yelled at me for about a hour till finaly we made up but i still this morning can't figure out why the fuck this all happen i didn't do anything weird to act like i was sneaking around and my dad has never hit me in the 13 years i have known him (he is my step dad)

so that was my night last night kinda sucks huh? mery fucking chistmas to me

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 
do you normally get along? Caue if not you should fuck him and press charges. You were doing nothing wrong, he's an ass to hit you. Fucker...

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
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