NS CONFESSIONS

Here is the pic as promised:

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I'm not gonna post the full frontal one for 3 reasons:

1. I threw it out from embarrassment

2. I'd probably get banned for it

3. she'd hunt me down
 
if anyone is familiar with stowe i took a poop on the hockey academy's front steps at 11 at night while people watched. its so hard to actually poop while people watch.... it makes me nervous
 
i broke scofields nirvana cd in half when i was opening a drawer at his house in like 7th grade....never told him
 
I once scratch my mom's car on a lightpole during a drift. It only did a medium lenght scratch on the front bumper but still. I hid it form her and she still doesn't know it was during a drift session. She thinks someone keyed the car.
 
i work at for a septic company, on one of my emergency septic calls, the pump truck itself got clogged, my brother made me take apart the hoses to find the problem, at the first link it was bound up and wouldn't disconnect, finally it did, it covered me head to toe in whatever these people flushed down the toilet, the best part is, i had to clean the rest of the tank covered in shit! no really a confession but i guess i will confess it to NS
 
fuck so like a couple years ago i was in aruba and met this bitch. shit got outta control and i got blamed for some gnarly shit i didn't do. but i was there when she died. ended up getting outta that. hell ya. but like a week or so ago i was in peru. met another girl, super fire. i mean she wanted the dick too. that girl ended up dying as well. apparently i was the last person seen with her and they found her blood on some of my clothes. but i swear i didn't do it. like im not like that. but now im in super bad trouble. cause im locked in this sketchy jail in peru. hella peruvian thugs that are givin me it hard in ass constantly since ive been here. i just wanna get out and go ski windells. can anyone help me get out.
 
about an hour after i got my license i was in a parking lot and some douche fuck backed into my car. there was a small dent, parents didnt notice until we were trading in the car. my mom thought it was the people that mow the lawns bahahaha. she still doesnt know it was me to this day. my brother who was with me at the time is the only other person who knows.
 
cause i JUST got my license and i was fucking stupid, plus it was just kind of a love tap so i didn't think there was a dent. i know, i'm an idiot. although i did not try to cover it up, i did nothing haha
 
Damn you, you can't imagine how much Joran v/d Sloot has been in the news in Dutchland for the past five years.

I'm so sick of that guy.

Conffesion:

I once peed into the sink of a girls bathroom during a party, the toilet was occupied with a girl shitting and I couldn't hold it any longer.
 
I wasn't going to post this at all, but fuck it.

Once upon a time I was at a party following a school function with my date that I went with as a friend and was not really attracted to. After a good amount of vodka though, you could say I was slightly more persuadable than before and the two bowls I had shared with another friend hadn't helped either. So, long story short I end up gettin at it with my date because I was pretty drunk and high. I don't know what it was but something made me realize what I was doing and how much I didn't want to be doing it but I didn't want to just stop. So I'm just smashing it from behind and she went to turn back and look at me and I guess it just reminded me in my drunk/high state how much I didn't want to be doing what I was doing so I screamed "Dont fucking look at me!". I quit right there and left. I didn't see her for the rest of the night and I haven't talked to her since. It's been almost two years. I actually feel really terrible about it.
 
Since this thread got bumped. I went to moe.'s halloween show in albany. It's a 1 and a half hour drive so I got to my friends house in albany like an hour before the show started. I started chugging beers as fast as I could. Got a ride with my friend since the venue was a couple blocks away. Got out of the car, almost got hit walking to a pizza place across the street double fisting keystones(I realized I hadn't eaten all day bad way to go on halloween) got some pizza but forgot to find a bathroom. The line going in was fucking huge, It wasn't even a line, just a mob of people trying to get in. about 500 people at this one point person to person around the front. the line wasn't moving at all and I had to piss so bad. I saw a trash can a couple feet away. Moved through the people, whipped it out and started pissing down the side of it. There were people within a foot of me. I'm sure I splashed some people but when you gotta piss. Better to piss on a trash can then piss yourself.
 
I said this in another thread, and someone said to put it here, so here goes.....
OK, so my family has a weird last name, not my last name but the rest of my family. So I decided to do a facebook search one night with the last name. Found my uncle, and then like 300 people from Germany, and one girl that went to my college. I sent her a message asking her parents and grandparents name etc.......we weren't sure if we were related, bc I didn't know her parents.
She comes over to meet me, and she comes with her friend from her fb picture. I wasn't sure which was which, and I thought damn that friend is hot. Turns out thats the one related to me. And we figured out she is my 5th cousin. Before I knew she was related to me, I was drunk and I said I'd hook up with her. FML.
Then my suitemmate invites her over to celebrate my birthday. It's my birthday so we all drink, play pong, other people come over, a good time. I then go outside to smoke a cigar, because hey its my bday!
I was outside for maybe 10 minutes, come back in, and my suitemmates door is closed and my cousin is moaning extremely loud, louder than I have ever heard a girl moan. I was livid. I wrote a huge note to my suitemmate and hung it up on our wall. (Mind you I was pretty drunk at this point, the note seemed like a good idea). My friend asked me why I was mad, and I said because John is hooking up with my cousin. My friend goes what are you jealous? Then I realized, WTF!!!!!!
An hour later John (my suitemmate) comes back in my room and says "Hey, just so you know, we didn't have sex, she's allergic to latex"
Later I find out, yeah, he had sex with her, he raw dawgs everyone, and he came a little blood with her. And now she is a lesbian.
^Yeah the ending doesn't have much detail, but not much detail is needed describing his ejaculation.
 
Without going into detail, there was blood mixed in with his semen, it first happened with a girl before my cousin. Not sure what disease this is, but it is probably serious.
 
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