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we were all drunk last night, and i got a handjob outside of an elevator, i didn't realize everyone was watching.
 
This thread is great. What a good idea. Too bad it wasn't NS who came up with it, but still rad that it got put into action on here.
 
Pretty basic story:
This girl and guy who just graduated high school were having butt sex on the dudes brand new white couch, needless to say the guys dad was a psycho. She was feeling sick and she ended up shitting all over the brand new couch, and naturally the guy blamed it on the dog. The next day he found his dog in the backyard with its head blown off by a gun.
 
sorry this is a large bump but i just remembered one that i needed to share:
i was living in burlington, VT. i lived in a fairly well populated part of the city. (s.willard st, by shelburne rd for locals....by the small rotary) it was about 2 or 3 AM one night last fall and i was having amazing sex with my girlfriend at the time. i heard a long SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH and a sudden GGGGSHHHHHHHH out my window which was obviously a vehicle crashing at 40 Mph or more into something solid. i stopped for a few moments and started to reach for my phone, however i decided after some (by some i mean minimal) consideration that someone else probably called 911 and i continued to fornicate. i dont recall hearing sirens.
 
I was at this party at my friends college and it was crowded as fuck. We go there a little later than we probably should have but we were having an epic time pregaming in his dorm before hand. Well long story short the people manning the keg said it was kicked when it wasnt becasue my friend heard them saying who wants to do keg stands after they shut the door to the keg room so I went into the bathroom of the house and shit in their bathtub with a nice big line of people waiting in line to use it next. I wish I could have seen the face of the person that had to clean it up the next day. dont say the kegs kicked if its not.
 
this post has single handedly replaced the "Jane solid 7" thread as my favorite thread of all time.

My threads for epicness
 
i was at a bar with some of my friends and i was completley wasted. i went into the bathroom to take a shit, and apparently forgot to lock the door when some lady walked in. she looked down at mini me, and said "oh." about an hour later i woke up naked next to a snoring fourty year old chick on the bathroom floor in some bar. night well spent.
 
randomly in 4th period spanish last year i start to get hard and im like ohh shit. im like oke im just gonna tuck it into the waistband on my shorts so no1 sees it. i lift up my shirt to tuck it under when the eprson sitting next to me looked down at that exact moment. i think i scared him.
 
i was really bored one day at my girls house so i pissed in the kitty litter box which was in the bathroom. turns out her sister has to clean the kitty litter up ever week or something and threw a fit because she had never seen the cat piss so much
 
i was at school and i really had to piss but there werent any bathrooms around so i went to a tree and just peed. And people were walking right past me.
 
soo

around in November was with a group of 6 or so people. 5 were boys and 1 was a girl. My best friend really liked the girl there and she was really hot..(he didn't have much of a chance with her and he knew it). while we were all walking to my other friends house she grabbed my hand (i was like lolz, hope my friend doesn't see), and then my friend actually turned around and saw and got really upset and stopped talking for the rest of the night.

we then arrived at my other friends' house and lied down on his nice comfy bed. my upset friend was on the outside of the bed facing the wall because he was really upset (i tried telling him that it was a joke before with us holding hands but he was like "yeah i know, i just feel sick"). the girl was lying next to me and then proceeded to roll over, on top of me (i was like lolz, my friend lookin the other way). we started hooking up and just like 1st and 2nd base stuff. my upset friend didn't see.

to this day he doesn't know

later on.. i found out that 2 of the other guys in the room, lying on the bed next to us liked that girl...
 
Not cool dude. Seeing one of my mates hook up with the chick I was in love with fucked me up for a good couple of weeks. If you're gonna do it, do it well the FUCK away from your mates.
Confession: One of my student teachers left my school in 7th grade because I spread a rumour he was gay. That man didn't like me particularly much.
#2 - The weekend of my 18th birthday I got so drunk one night I pissed behind the speakers at a big club gig in town. There were literally 800 people partying a matter of feet from where I was pissing. God I am thankful the bouncers didn't catch me, I would've gotten the shit kicked outta me.
 
I drew a naked picture of a girl I liked (it was more physical than anything, I was a horny 16 year old. I'm 17 now, still a virgin), unfortunately I was drawing it in school for some reason and one of her friends saw. She yelled "eww you drew her naked!?" then went and told her what I had done. To say the least she wasn't impressed. For the next month girls walked wide around me and occaisionally some person would ask me if I could draw a naked picture of some girl, one even offered me money!

I'll post the drawings later..
 
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