NS condoms

C.R.E.A.M

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I want ns condoms, either from Newschoolers or from somone who has the ability/permission to make them.

i want to make sex as steezy as Harlaut's sw 1620's

and whats better to afterbang that bedroom sesh by throwing that ns condom in the toilet (not flushing) and going to the fridge for a beer?

please, kinda like an informal petition.

i know i would but a grip or 5 for sure.
 
when a girl sees that you paid to have a skiing website's name on your condoms, im pretty sure shed peace out pretty damn quick.
 
i tagged my junk with an NS sticker. N right there on the right ball and S kinda right there on the other. She said i was destroying the game of sex.
 
HAHAHAHA

shea or like the grape ones say bang me like a hammer

cherry says i put on my cape and wizards hat

cmon you guys are saying you wouldnt buy some steezy ns condoms?
 
if i didnt know what NS was, it wouldnt be funny, its kinda be like "ok....., youre weird" and id prolly leave. BUT, i think it would be funny if someone had "bang me like a hammer" , but id prolly rofl if it had the wizard hat statement
in short, i think itd be hilarious
 
hahahahaha exactly what I was thinking. be so steezy with a condom hat and condom...condom. aha
 
i would buy some and throw them at ppls cars and see their reaction when they think the hand lotion i put inside is jizz
 
wow don't call someone a slut when you don't even know them

all i was saying was that it would be pretty awesome to see that i think it would be pretty funny

but alright thats cool be a dick
 
Man what the fuck.

Morgan is such a nice sweet gorgeous girl i don't know how you could say that. way to just randomly and pointlessly degrade some poor young girl. She made a contribution to the post, giving us the girls side of things, cause you know its pointless if a bunch of dudes thinks there cool we need there input too. What the fuck is gonna make her want to come back when we seriously need a girls input around here, and there arent that many, like 10% girls on ns, at best? Whats her motivation to express her opinion when a prick like you swoops in at the fist chance of sexual innuendo and degrades her? man its kids like you that fucking wreak havoc on the self esteem of girls in America. You obviously dont have many girls in your life or you know they are sensitive and cant just take abuses like that.

man i feel bad for making this thread just cause these poor girls get gunned down when they voice up

/rant

fuck man

whats with people these days? been watching the news too much, forgot to use your damn head.

 
and shut up man, your damn caps lock is broken, this is my thread I'm gonna throw out my thoughts, don't like it then come up with something better.

ya its a lot harder to come up with ideas then to cut them down ain't it
 
man fuck this end thread

complete disappointment

really nosteeze?

dunno maybe its just a shitty day but that not even the least bit funny.
 
Dude, I'm sure he was joking. Chill, it's NS. If she takes it that seriously then she has other issues, same with you. You can't take anything in NSG seriously.
 
yoo dude, nosteeze was completely joking. as for the other dude, hes a douche. but its NS and you will find that, no reason to end thread because of him.
 
you are always right man.

tell me my Persian brother, would you buy some NS condoms?

i trust your judgment, yes or no?
 
yes i would, that would be raw. i might use one or so, but the rest would be kept as collector pieces. every year come out with new condoms with new sayings on them, or crazy colors. like this year would be purple and some other color. last year, lime green and bright blue.
 
that is absurd. I think I would re-clothe and walk out immediately if a dude whipped out a custom condom.. regaurdless of wether it is NS and I knew it.. I mean.. that is just over thinking it way too much....
 
no no, YOUR over thinking it too much... its a condom like any other condom. are you actually going to inspect it before you bang to be able to notice that its a custom condom.

thats kinda like saying "oh i would dress up and walk out if he pulled out a trojan" a condom is a condom.
 
lol actually you are correct.. I would not inspect it.. but if I knew that said person had custom made newschoolers condoms(which btw would probably be a total ripoff.. and you have to wait for thm to ship to you.. wtf).. well I would just think that was overboard.. and kinda lame.
 
ok BUT, would you not get a kick out of it? even if it said "Wizard Hat" along the rim...

i will sway you, i dont care how long it takes. you, miss, will love ns condoms
 
the world needs more guys like you.... thanks for that but you totally didn't have to do it... its ok

but really thanks again :]
 
HAHAHA yea if your in a condom needing situation theres probably not gonna be time for you to read the condom/package.

i mean at least thats the case for me, i dunno if you sit around and read condoms before sex, usually theres no patience.
 
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