NS Celebrity Deathmatch!

[Mr_Bojangles]

If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?

I'd take on Bono, because I know his weakness - smash his sunglasses, he loses dexterity.

 

[Calb3rt]

chuck norris becasue hes a little bitch.

 

[SteveStepp]

Gary Coleman.

It would be fun to fight a tiny black man

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

^haha word.

 

[GFELLER.]

Tom Cruise, him and his scientology and crazy Oprah killing sprees ruined Top Gun for me...damn him for that, it was my favorite movie.

 

[PacificRimJob]

I think it would be hilarious to get into a fight with Dane Cook...

Because you KNOW its going to turn into a joke eventually and make many people go wee in their trousers

 

[Tasche]

George Fucking Bush. I would kick that fuckers face in.

 

[suzia]

you are very rude, have some spaghetti...thank you very much

 

[GnarBurger]

verne troyer (mini-me)

 

[PacificRimJob]

Danny Devito hahaha

 

[PacificRimJob]

Id like to have a lazer come out of my cock... and when I run out of ammo my balls glow...

Ah christ...

Not you...

 

[Charley.]

bad idea.

 

[Schoening]

good luck fucker!

 

[.John.]

I'd have to go with jesus

 

[860]

Richard Simmons

 

[ecsm.]

haha def true

 

[WONTON]

hed kick ur ass

 

[ski_cartel]

bwahahahahaha

 

[mntelebumper]

I'd take on Bob Barker for leaving The Price is Right.

 

[snarky]

careful man bob barker holds his own, havent you seen happy gilmore?

 

[FERREZZ]

mr. T

 

[yelsel]

THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH!!!!

Muhahhahaha

Id wanna take on Rosie O'Donnell

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

Ben Stiller, the guy's a douchebag

 

[MitchPee]

William Hung

 

[freeski07]

lol the dane cook fite would b hilarious

 

[Scratch*my*Back]

russell crowe

 

[petek]

Clay Aiken...it would just be too easy.

 

[ninjea]

i'd be fun to fuck Lassie up

 

[derick]

i would bet up sianfeild

 

[SlickRick.]

good luck with taht

 

[soulskier]

whoopi goldberg, dont really know why, just never liked her

 

[Eazy_Eags]

That fag from high school musical

 

[860]

He'd whip a phone at you, be ready for his opening attack!

 

[bangarangmules]

jack bauer. i mean even though he is the man, if i beat him i would be pretty much the coolest dude ever. and then i could put the moves on his daughter

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

tom messner..all you vt ny kids know what im talking about

but for a major celeb id have to say.... the kid who plays matt on nip/tuck

 

[triebby]

maybe john kerry or al gore. i would love to kick the piss out of barbara striesand too.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Democrat hater much? haha.

You forgot Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton in that case..

 

[fouldsys]

haha i love that movie

 

[SkiMN]

Hillary Clinton, take that bitch out my life would be complete.

 

[sowstochd]

the old lady from everybody loves raymnd,shes a bitch

 

[=nick=]

she's just sit on you.

 

[chapz]

matt damon

 

[Schoening]

jeff kiesel

 

[StarFire14]

Bob Sagget. just becasue.

 

[jfuller]

Every single person behind "reality" television. Or the Backstreet Boys, all at once.

 

[Black-Bandanna]

i would love to deck Lindsy Lohan......or Carson Daly.

 

[dr_jib]

every lil fuck from the laguna beach, those fuckers piss me off

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

Russell Crowe uses cordless phone, it's super effective!

 

[Literature]

Amen brother. Or Gail Norton. I would enjoy beating her senseless with my BC shovel and ski boots. That bitch has undone so many environmental protections that skiing needs, its ridiculous.

 

[mind_Riot39]

colin farrel. i love him but he gets wayyyy too much pussy. i'd love to walk down the street without seeing 9 chicks that either have fucked him or would in an instant...its just not fair

 

[Uncle_Remus]

haha smilin' tom god he's annoying