NS Alien

KillerMonkey

KillerMonkey

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I feel i have to make an official thread so everybody here is protected. Okay everybody. There is and NS Alien and he is alive and well. I personally have seen this alien and i knew a few people who have been devoured by the alien. It's quite unfortunate so thats why i feel i must let everybody know. You must be extra careful. You need 2 things to defend yourself and I can't tell you in the open cause the alien might see it. PM me if you wish to know.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
GET YOUR SPORK!!!!

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
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we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
what are you talking about? me and skierman injured him 2 days ago and he wont attack for a few weeks...if you check out the post 'weird'' then you will know...we brought our troops around and injured him then locked him in toilets toilet...and the newbies too on a mistake....he might get out tho so be careful

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
ye i saw that but i would just like the general public to know and be ready

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
damn i sense danger...what the fuck is wrong? howd he exscape

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
all of you shut the fuck up! you've never witnessed an online alien attack! those were way before your time!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

 
but my previous account got eaten up by the alien so i made a new one

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
we were just playing...why did you have to ruin our fun? your a meany weiny

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
pipe monkeys the alien hes protecting himself

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'uh-oh! weve drawn judge schnider.''is that bad''well i kinda ran over his dog''oh dear''well replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son'

the most horrible sound known to man, the crying of a mass of little girls. - skiierman

freeskigrl, this is between me and jd, stay out of it - QuickFlash7 regarding an internet fight

 
The oldnewschoolers: Always pooping the party...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
so true, hey why dont we invite the alien to devour our accounts so we can be reincarnated as old newschoolers

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excuse me mr.fancypants with your you must use your neliefs that we all must conform to using prper termonology

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I'm a tad bit confused.

Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657

 
i don't think any profiles were eaten by the alien

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

 
how do you know, just because yours survived and my didnt doesnt mean you have to rub it in

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
ok ever since ive joined ppl have been talking more and more about lets kill the alien, lets form an army against him get your sporks etc, but can some old timer please tell me the last time any one saw the alien

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PÜþlî© ÉÑémîʧ ²
 
dunno, maybe bout a couple weeks ago, ask skiierman or bristolrider cause they fought him off last

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
lol

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