ns adoption angency

linejibber550

linejibber550

Active member
id like to adopt a child, so if any of you ns kids want me to be your daddy, just post why i should be your daddy. i adopt the child who i think is the best, now post!

don't be hatin!

 
i think i could be your son because im robust, and i like to .... ski.. yeah, and play with my rubber..... ducky.. yeah, thats it, rubber ducky..

DADDY!

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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
 
nice, sam is in the lead. but this contest will last till tomorow night, then i will anounce the winner! untill then keep posting why i should be your daddy

don't be hatin!

 
Yeah well I come with rubber ducky included! That's why you should adopt me.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
what the fuck?

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
I dunno about that. And who said this was a boob contest?

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
Once again, this is not a boob comparison. And in addition to the ducky, I'll bring rebel as an assistant parent. He is a big pedophile so that'll be cool with him.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
Eh, I think the only tricks he can is to do little girls.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
i need you to teach me not to stick things in my ear...unless its bigger than my elbow its ok or not ok? i can never rember...

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fuck shit ass cunt
 
You can lock him to the bed if you want, he's into that. He's a kinky lil thing. But yeah, cages do it for him too.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
I'm winning? YAY!

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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
 
I say this only to help our chances to win, but word around the street is that Tiffy likes to take it in the behind.

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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
 
Hey hey!! You're not supposed to let the secret out, Jay!! You're gonna get a spanking for that one!!

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
Yay spanking! That sounds rather enjoyable.

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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
 
Yay! I have a new daddy to play with! :)

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
i'd be the perfect child. i dont have big tits to compete with but i come with a welcome basket of fruit and a sundae with caramel sauce and chicken wings. and drugs of course. and i ski. and.... umm.... stuff.

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Anyone ski at Caledon?

Kodak Courage gets you injured.
 
Once again, leave the boobs outta this! He just wants me for his kid cause I come rubber ducky and Jay included! And Jay might even come fishing cap included, we'll see about that one, might be a stretch.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
im young, so id be your child for a long time. and i would compliment on everything, and you would b my role model

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fear makes it fun

'i took a look around the world and found that only stupid people were breeding'-unknown

'im a mugger!

ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do.
 
i already have a daddy! wahoo!

BoardomGuitar:

We're the newschoolers not the dumbasscantdojackshitschoolers.

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you

Phrosty:

I don't pay the rent but I buy the booze, and the reefer but I smoke it all so I guess that doesn't really matter.
 
Yay! Daddy!!! Will you read me a bed time story now, it's way past my bed time!

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
ok! there once was a guy named erich kunz, he slpept with racoons but one night the racoon bt him and gave him rabies, so he bit people and they got rabies and had to go to the hospital

-the end!

cock balls

 
I don't like that one! Tell me the one about where I'm a princess! hehe

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
there once was a princess named tiffy. who lived in a magical land called canada and in this land there were 100s of oompa loompa slaves who rode magical unicorns and emus. but there was a evil lord named bob who wanted to score with princess tiffy, so he whent and tried to attack here, but then here daddy came and schooled his ass! and everyone lived happily ever after, except bob because he went to prison and got violated in the backside by some guy named joe and it scared him for life.

the end.

cock balls

 
Yay! That was an amazing story! I'm going to bed now, thanks Daddy! *kiss*

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
I usually reserve my fishing hat for fishing and camping, but I may be willing to make an exception.

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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
 
What about for the occasions when it's the ONLY thing you wear?

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
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