NPC behavior in terrain parks

14360103:CalumSKI said:
My cousins out there fighting avalanches, and what do I get? Patrol duty
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14360111:betz said:
*Successfully get away*

*Take lift up again*

*Pass by same yellow jacket*

WAIT!... I KNOW YOU

>You're making a mistake...

THERE'S NO MISTAKE.. YOU'RE A WANTED MAN. AND ITS TIME TO PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES.

>Any chance I could talk you into overlooking this? (Persuade)

>I'm with the ski team, Any chance I could get you to look the other way? (-1 Red Bull)

>What are you gonna do, pull my pass?

>Fine, you caught me. I will pay for my crimes. (-1 steeze)
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*You hit a jump with the landing full of gapers and go into a coma only to wake up months later*

Hey you.....you're finally awake. You were trying to cross your skis in the air right? Landed right into a jerry ambush, same as us, and that skier over there
 
14360256:shinbangclan said:
I think the backpack-speaker-snowboarder character model has the exact same pathing and speed every run... They must have spent so much on licensing Dababy's top 5 hits for his JBL speaker that they couldn't afford to give the NPC any depth. I don't even think he has dialogue. Sometimes he spawns with a chrome ruroc though.
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So accurate
 
14360391:DeebieSkeebies said:
*You hit a jump with the landing full of gapers and go into a coma only to wake up months later*

Hey you.....you're finally awake. You were trying to cross your skis in the air right? Landed right into a jerry ambush, same as us, and that skier over there
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Me and a homie were lapping the boneyard at snoqualmie which is famous for having Jerry’s snake your line. These 2 kids on race skis snaked both of our lines, jumped off the side of 3 hits, then crashed right into each other at the bottom of the zone lmao.
 
14359451:hi_vis360 said:
preteens all hiking the same tiny tube that is so sticky I can barely straight slide it consistently, yet they are trying to learn tech tricks on it
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bro i sware some rails are so sticky and some people just dont care
 
We need to file some more bug reports and hope the devs issue a title update or something, Way too many enemy spawns today, I saw a poor little NPC girl get taken out by a reckless bandit wearing tipsy elves armor
 
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