Now i remember why i also keep females as friends

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Sokiem

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Girls cleaning your room because it's 'Gross' for the win.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
wait... what? are you talking about how girls get fed up with messiness and they end up cleaning their guy's room?? because i've definately done that a time or two

 
Yup. They re-arranged my room to make more space, swept, mopped, and folded my clean laundry.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
no... trust me, its not instinct. i just get sick of walking over clothes and ski gear when i have to pee

 
women belong in cages while tbones get hurled at them with a high powered air cannon and 50 japanese bukkake them

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
its true! me and my bogmate here share a bathroom, and neither of us clean it and whenever girls come they get pissed off and clean it for us. its pretty sweet. They even windexed my mirror too!

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
haha all the chicks i know have messy rooms and they come to mine and are like wow its so clean but i'm a neat freak

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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
 
haha yes thom. but next time you have to pee all around the toilet seat and see what they do.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
well i clean my bfs room all the time. i just get sick of mess. that and i live there too usually...so its half my room...right.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
its awesome when other people clean my room

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-Jonathan
Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
 
why dont all u men just be the slobs u were born to be. leave everything on th floor and if it needs to be washed...well thats a shame

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there. * Ralph Wiggum
 
my girl sometimes washes my clothes...like sweatshirts if she borrows them. she makes me food a lot too, like cookies. sooooooo gooood

-steve

people are stupid.
dont piss me off; im running out out places to put the bodies
 
My girlfriend makes me food too! I can always count on a sweet platter of bacon, eggs and toast after a night of boozin'! YUM!

 
hahah jole. Ill probaly get a super clean bathroom! its almost worth a try.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
my girlfriend 'helped' clean most of my room. But really, I was sitting on my bed watching her.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
ok sexist joke time

What is all that wrinkled, shrivelled, useless, old skin found around the pussy called?

A woman

WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.

 
At 11 30, an old lady is standing waiting for the green light to get across the street. When it comes, she walks across at a steady pace when a car drives on its red light and kills her. Whos fault is it?

The lady: she should have been home making lunch for her husband

WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.

 
my friends gf for some reason likes to do my dishes when she comes over, so i just told her she's weird, but she wasnt allowed to stop.

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
hahahah success. Once again my bathroom has been cleaned. Not by me, not by my bogmate, but by the girls downstairs. aparently dust is 'gross' and 'disgusting' ahhaahhaha, suckers.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
I'm messier than any girl I know who lives alone. I am dirtier than most guys and frankly, I don't pick up after myself, and I probably won't be picking up anyone else's shit either.

And just so I don't sound like a pig, I do clean one day a week and leave my apartment spotless, but what happens the week before and after is not pretty...

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
me and my suite mates let garbage pile up in a corner of our kitchen up to 4 feet and in a 5 by 5 foot area, and there was beer all over the floor and food and shit, so this girl came in with a broom, mop, clothes, and cleanign supplies and cleaned it all up! The girl down the hall rocks!

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
as long as is does not smelll...... but yeah

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'
Phrosty

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
 
Wow... Lat's comment was money... how does he come up wih that stuff?

'Ear me nah, bloodclot lickle rude bwai, nahmesay, ya knaw?
 
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