Now here is a good Senior Prank

bigskia

bigskia

Active member
There are two high schools within 15 minutes of each other. Kids at both schools hang out and are tight so on a given day we're all gonna switch and goto the other school. The week before every senior will be assigned a replacement, given their schedule adn bam...show up at the school on the set day

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When you stop dreaming it's time to die-Blind Melon
 
if you pull that off... you better make it on tv or something.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
that wud be a sweet new show 'senior prank' and just have people trying to prank their school for money, they cud put it on mtv or something

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4
 
wow. that would top every senior prank, ever.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
yeah i guess^. haha thats an awesome senior prank.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
You've got to make sure all the nerds get sick, because they will fuck the whole thing up, but other than that, great plan.

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'In my country, first you get the sugar...Then you get the power...Then you get the women.' (Homer Simpson)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
blow up all the schools computers the day before so they have no reason to come to school

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
heres one, so last day of school bring in backpacks full of cement mix, mix it in the toilets then flush, it will settle over the summer, and they will need a whole new plumbing system

Believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize that it's all made up
 
or get a few folks with permanent black markers and draw a penis on every overhead in the school, so all will turn on with a big penis on the screen

Believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize that it's all made up
 
brilliance

FEMALE HORMONES FOUND IN BEER

Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering

the results of a recent analysis that revealed the

presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may feminize men. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beereach to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary
 
that is so good even the nerds would go for it in a second

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
another good prank that will take a while would be to buy as many plastic forks as possible and stick them all inot the foot ball field...your gonna need a lot of people though

$$represent WINTERGREEN WHITEBOYZ$$

 
lol/\ never thought of that, but instead use razor sharp butcher knives... god damn i hate our football team.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
thats a good one

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

'Two weeks pass and not a stool in sight. By now, I have to go real fucking bad, but the kids won't jump in the pool. I can't even sit down like a normal person; uncomfortable as a ass virgin in prison' - alpentalik

 
GRAT BUT REEALLY WHO CARES

Thats what she said

why are you telling me i'm craving attention? i'm not the one who started a thread 'IN THE BUTT' - tahoefreerider

 
get 3 pigs and let them loose in the school...number them so it looks like a race but make it 1,2,4. they will find 3 pigs and think there is a fourth and keep looking

 
last year the seniors in my school got the keys for a bunch or teacher's cars and parked them on the lawn and tried to sell them

 
this year we were thinking of going on the PA system and making an annoucment early in the day saying that 'school is cancelled for the rest of the day. everyone leave as fast as you can.'

 
god helena montana sucks ass the worst seniro 'thing' that happens is we all skip school and go to the lake and we all get in BIG ASS TROUBLE for just that its stupid i guess we are all preppys in montana!!!!!!!!!!;)

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there are some things in life that are free this isnt one of them:getting a hooker!;)

 
my cousins friends stole the keys to the soda machines or whatever. bought a few 12 packs and filled the machines with beer. he asid like every othe kid would go to get a coke and end up witha beer. theyd hide that shit and leave. i thoguht that was pretty clever. there have been way too mamny of these threads though

member5054

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
that is a greate idea.. make sure you pull it off

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Hey now, little speedyhead,

the read on the speedmeter says

you have to go to task in the city

where people drown and people serve.

Don't be shy. Your just deserve

is only just light years to go.

Me, my thoughts are flower strewn

ocean storm, bayberry moon.

I have got to leave to find my way.

Watch the road and memorize

this life that pass before my eyes.

Nothing is going my way.

The ocean is the river's goal,

a need to leave the water knows

We're closer now than light years to go.

I have got to find the river,

bergamot and vetiver

run through my head and fall away.

Leave the road and memorize

this life that pass before my eyes.

Nothing is going my way.

There's no one left to take the lead,

but I tell you and you can see

we're closer now than light years to go.

Pick up here and chase the ride.

The river empties to the tide.

Fall into the ocean.

The river to the ocean goes,

a fortune for the undertow.

None of this is going my way.

There is nothing left to throw

of Ginger, lemon, indigo,

coriander stem and rose of hay.

Strength and courage overrides

the privileged and weary eyes

of river poet search naivete.

Pick up here and chase the ride.

The river empties to the tide.All of this is coming your way.

Smack, crack, bushwhacked.

Tie another one to the racks, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.

Nobody tells you where to go, baby.

What if I ride? What if you walk?

What if you rock around the clock?

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

What if you did? What if you walk?

What if you tried to get off, baby?

Hey, kids, where are you?

Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Hey kids, shake a leg.

Maybe you're crazy in the head, baby.

Maybe you did. Maybe you walked.

Maybe you rocked around the clock.

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

Maybe I ride. Maybe you walk.

Maybe I drive to get off, baby.

Hey kids, shake a leg.

Maybe you're crazy in the head, baby.

Ollie, ollie.

Ollie ollie ollie.

Ollie ollie in come free, baby.

Hey, kids, where are you?

Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Smack, crack. Shack-a-lack.

Tie another one to your back, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.Nobody tells you where to go, baby.

Maybe you did. Maybe you walk.

Maybe you rock around the clock

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

Maybe I ride. Maybe you walk.

Maybe I drive to get off, baby.

Hey kids, where are you?

Nobody tells you what to do, baby.

Hey kids, rock and roll.

Nobody tells you where to go, baby, baby, baby.

I will try not to breathe.

I can hold my head still with my hands at my knees.

These eyes are the eyes of the old, shiver and fold.

I will try not to breathe.

This decision is mine. I have lived a full life

and these are the eyes that I want you to remember. Oh.

I need something to fly over my grave again.

I need something to breathe.

I will try not to burden you.

I can hold these inside. I will hold my breath

until all these shivers subside,

just look in my eyes.

I will try not to worry you.

I have seen things that you will never see.

Leave it to memory me. I shudder to breathe.

I want you to remember. Oh. (you will never see)

I need something to fly (something to fly)over my grave again. (you will never see)

I need something to breathe. (something to breathe)

Baby, don't shiver now.

Why do you shiver now? (I will see things you will never see)

I need something to fly (something to fly)

over my grave again. (I will see things you will never see)

I need something to breathe. Oh. Oh. Oh.

I will try not to worry you.

I have seen things that you will never see.

Leave it to memory me. Don't dare me to breathe.

I want you to remember. Oh. (you will never see)

I need something to fly (something to fly)

over my grave again. (you will never see)

I need something to breathe. (something to breathe)

Baby, don't shiver now.

Why do you shiver now? (I will see things you will never see)

I need something to breathe. (something to breathe - I have seen things

you will never see)

I want you to remember.



If you could see yourself now baby

It's not my fault

You used to be so in control

You're going to roll right over this one

Just roll me over, let me go

You're laying blame

Take this as no, no, no

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

It's not my thing so let it go.

If you could see yourself now baby,

the tables are turned

the whole world hinges on your swings

your secret life of indiscreet discretions

I turn the screw, leave the screen,

Don't point your finger,You know that's not my thing

You came to bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

It's not my thing so let it go.

You can cut a little worry,

I know it all too well,

I've got your number,

so does every kiss-and-tell

who dares to cross your threshhold,

happens on your way,

Stop laying blame.

You know that's not my thing.

You came to bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

It's not my thing so let it go.

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang and bang,

It's not my thing so let it go.

You kiss on me, tug on me, rub on me, jump on me,

bang on me, beat on me, hit on me, let go on me,

You let go on me.

Hey, I can't find nothing on the radio

Yo! turn to that station

The world is collapsing

Around our ears

I turned up the radio

But I can't hear it

When I got to the house

And I called you out

I could tell that you had been crying, crying

It's that same sing song on the radioIt makes me sad

I meant to turn it off

To say goodbye

To leave in quiet

that radio song

Hey hey hey

I am in protest

I've everything to show

I've everything to hide

Look into my eyes

Listen

When I got to the show

Yo ho ho

I could tell that you had been crying, crying

It's that same sing song, and the DJ sucks

It makes me sad

I tried to turn it off

To say goodbye my love

That radio song

Hey hey hey

The world is collapsing

Around our ears

I turned up the radio

But I can't hear it

Yeah

I tried to sing along

But damn that radio song

Hey hey hey

I've everything to show

I've everything to hide

Look into my eyes listen to the radio

I turned up the radio

But I can't hear it

No, I can't hear it

Hey hey hey

Check it out

What are you saying

What are you playing

Who are you obeyingday out day in?

Baby baby baby

That stuff is driving me crazy

DJs communicate to the masses

Sex and violent classes

Now our children grow up prisoners

All their lives radio listeners

Life is bigger

It's bigger than you

And you are not me

The lengths that I will go to

The distance in your eyes

Oh no I've said too much

I set it up

That's me in the corner

That's me in the spotlight

Losing my religion

Trying to keep up with you

And I don't know if I can do it

Oh no I've said too much

I haven't said enough

I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you sing

I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper

Of every waking hour I'm

Choosing my confessions

Trying to keep an eye on you

Like a hurt lost and blinded fool

Oh no I've said too much

I set it up

Consider this

The hint of the century

Consider this

The slip that brought meTo my knees failed

What if all these fantasies

Come flailing around

Now I've said too much

I thought that I heard you laughing

I thought that I heard you sing

I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream

That was just a dream

- r.e.m.



 
/\ you have to be kidding me with that signature, and good luck letting all the students know without the teachers finding out, that should be quite the challenge. major props if you pull it off.

...trampled by lambs and pecked by the dove...

 
i think the point is for the teachers to find out, at least the day of the prank

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MY LAST SIG WAS IN PROTEST OF POSTS DELETED FOR NO VALID REASON

 
/\ yes no kidding. but you have to organize it w/o letitng the teachers know so they dont expect it.

...trampled by lambs and pecked by the dove...

 
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