Noticed this today about women

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morbumps4me

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They are so much nicer and cooler than guys. Especially the laid back ones. I was looking at some of the responses to some of the pictures...guys responses consist of dirtbag asshole fuck you remarks shootin people down. Girls responses were cool, calm, and always nice.

Example; Say you're learning skiing, you're learning how to make some turns, maybe even do a jump. You're girlfriend (friend that is a girl or true lover) would say; 'Nice Job, you look like you're doing well!' A guy would say: Man you fuckin suck you piece of shit. HAHAHAHA, look at this fukkin guy!

Now it's one thing to be cocky and say you're good when..well, you really suck. But on my point, girls actually have the guts to admit they suck! Personally, a man is a ballsier man if they can admit to things like mistakes and sucking at a sport.

Soooo...tack one on for the women and deduct from the men.....guys, I think it's time we grow up.

 
but some have a dark evil side, it scares me

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Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
 
my girlfriend doens't ski but she looks at my edited films and thinks im amazing...I know im not the best and i will never claim to be...

'Some day's your the dog and other days you're the hydrant asshole'

-my uncle Gary telling me his philosophy on life while drunk in a bar

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
its not that girls are nice, they seem nice because they lie. guys are honest and to the point.

ex.

replys to pictures: Guys will say straight up 'your ugly' or 'you look like a fag'. Where girls will skirt the obvious and pick out something like 'i like your shirt' because women are naturally misleading and devious.

skiing: a guy will say 'you suck ass. go home.' a girl will say 'yippee, you almost landed that unsteez, no grab striaght air.'

so you see, women are just evil, 2-faced bimbos.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

My Gay Photosite

 
An apt example.

Guys are in competition to impress girls, so they're going to trash each other, especially in front of a girl. They hope to improve their own desirability by making the other guy seem somewhat "less" than themselves. Eventually, experience will tell them that this doesn't work.

The girl will either be impressed, or not. They will decide for themselves, and usually not be swayed by another's hornblowing.

Like it or not, it's a sex thing...

 
221 hit it right on the head, thats exactly what happens...damn girls.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
bimbos tru dat 221 or w/e. Guys are too honest..did you know that 85% of girls masturbate compared to a 99% of guys, but from talking to them you'd never know that.

(-.-)
 
221 is right,we tell as it is,if i lie then ill feel guilty about lying so i speak the truth

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
dude i already knew this, thats why guys like em so much, question is why do chicks like us, well besides the cock

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
^ that's about it.

the only thing keeping all chicks from going to the other side.



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
i suck and i admit it and i agree w/ the people who say that guys are just more to the point and dont beat around the bush

you dont always have to fuck her hard. in fact some times thats not right, to do. some times you gotta make some luuuv and fuckin give her some smooches tooo. some times you got to sqeez. sometimes you got to say please. SOMETIME you gotta say HEY, 'im gonna fuck you, sweetly. im gonna screw you gently im gonna hump you, sweetly. im gonna ball you, DESCRETLY. and then you say hey i brought you flowers. and then you say well wait a minute sally. i think i got something in my teeth could you get it out for me? thats fuckin teamwork. whats your favorite posish? thats cool with me its not my favorite but i'll do if for you! whats your favorite dish? not gonna cook it but i'll order it from SANSABAR! and then i'm gonna luv you completley, and fuckin fuck u descretly. and then i'll fuckin bone you completly. but then im gonna fuuuuuuck yooooouuu haaaaaarrd! haaaard!

-tenacious d, fuck her gently
 
thats just cuz theres less girls then guys on the site, so not as many asshole ones.. plus i said stupid shit on here i never say in realy life just cuz i dont give a fuck

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Girls talk more shit then guys. the difference is they talk behind peoples back and guys say it to their face

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
Ok if i was teaching a guy to ski I wouldnt start ripping on him intill he had been skiing for a while. Now if i was teaching a girl to ski no matter how much they sucked i would allways give postive comments. As for girls being nice, most fights in are school are chick fights.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
what about that one chick who posted a thread about how she hates ugly chicks and that chicks aren't as cool as her if they're ugly

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Haha, girls are soo much more evil and mean than guys. At heart, every girl is a bitch/devil/insult-breathing dragon/total pissface. Ever seen girls interact with other girls? I don't mean when they're in front of other people, or anyone that cares, but when everyone else turns their backs, girls are such bitches. They'll stab friends in the back in a heartbeat. Girls are so much more jealous and conniving than guys. Don't give me this bullshit about how we're assholes. It only seems like it because we're honest with our opinions. Girls will wait until no one suspects it, and then absolutely devastate someone when they're not looking.

Ugh. Girls kind of suck.

Teddy

''It's good to know everything.''

SRMC

SFHNC: 340/2000
 
I admit my mistakes. At least I would if I had ever made one.

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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
 
im a nice guy, but really.. who fucking cares? i mean, im mean to other guys, woopdy fucking do, im nice to girls, and im portrayed as a nice guy, ive got the whole nice guy thing goin on, im really only mean when im really angry, or kiddin...

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

 
no fucking way, girls suck

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
teddy and Jmwski57 nailed it, girls are huge fuckin bitches to each other, and most of them never talk shit to someones face because spreading rumors does so much more damage than that

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
so many girls cried, then hugged and made up, then slapped the other, and cried again this year at my school, everyday itd be hard to keep up with what was goin on

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bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite

-j
 
^im glad you think so

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Ok, so being a chick.... I'd have to agree with girls being deceptive and all that... BUT only because it we say anything nasty we become a bitch, whether you said a truth or lie, you just become labeled a bitch. And we all know how self concious most girls are and no one likes to get ragged on or to feel shitty, so why do it to others, just do it behind their backs, no so bad that way, ey?

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
yea but once a guys a dick to a girl he's a jackass in the eyes of her and all her friends for the rest of his life..its almost not fair just cuz u don't like that 1 person...i know girls who don't like other girls just cuz they wear different clothes...and some girls hate on others and they don't even know why. guys hate on each other cuz shit gets said or they eat their food

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Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)

 
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